by Justin Dweeber at . Comments

You know you've made it as an actor or actress when the only roles you can get are either playing yourself, or some facsimile of yourself, where you look straight into the camera and crack wise about what a mess your life has been.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, you've made it!

Check them out in the new trailer for Scary Movie 5, which looks less like a horror spoof and more like the inside of a 10-year-old boy's brain after he binges on reality TV and Monster Energy Drinks.

We also saw LiLo's InAPPropriate Comedy trailer this week, and this one has an eerily similar tone and lack of comedic dexterity. Lindsay Lohan movie: not a comedic masterpiece? I know, shocking.

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The best type of superhero is one that swears. If we could get some more F-bombs from Batman or Iron Man, maybe those movies could actually make some money.

Enter Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, two of the most foul-mouthed teenaged superheroes around. Check out the first red band trailer for Kick-Ass 2, which also features a nearly-unrecognizable Jim Carrey:

Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Chloe Moretz return as Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, two "real life" superheroes (in the world of the film...it's confusing, I know) bent on protecting the city from a-holes.

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If you're offended by either: over-the-top 1970's-style racial stereotypes or ineffably dumb movies, you should not watch the new trailer for InAPPropriate Comedy.

If you like Rob Schneider and poorly thought-out gay jokes, then this is your jam:

The sketch comedy film is directed by and stars Vince Offer. The ShamWow! guy. He made a movie.

Oscar-winner Adrien Brody stars as Flirty Harry, a hard cop with a flare for fashion in a film about iPad apps gone wild. Still not convinced?

How about Lindsay Lohan lashing out against the Paparazzi that won't leave her alone in an entirely-too-planned bout of strained self-awareness?

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Sofia Coppola has apparently made a movie about The Bling Ring, a roving gang of hooligans who started robbing celebrities a couple of years ago.

Somehow, she convinced Emma Watson to star in this, too, presumably as The Bling Ring leader Alexis Neiers. Take a look at the first trailer below:

This rag-tag crew of tools pillaged Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Rachel Bilson and other celebrities from 2008-2010.

The troubled teens were somehow able to steal millions in valuables before getting caught. Nick Prugo was the first to get busted after robbing Lohan.

Would you see a movie about this?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

On the heels of the first Hangover III trailer and a new Iron Man 3 trailer, the first preview for After Earth has hit the Internet.

The film will unite father and son, as Will and Jaden Smith star in the June 7 blockbuster.

Set 1,000 years after events forced human beings to escape from Earth, Jaden's Kitai and Will's Cypher (father and son in the movie as well) will find themselves stranded on the planet after a crash landing injures the latter.

The movie will then follow Kitai's adventure to save his wounded dad. Watch the official trailer now:

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The wolfback is about to come back.

In the first official trailer for The Hangover III, we see everyone's favorite rowdy quartet return to Las Vegas, while the preview also teases…

  • A funeral.
  • The return of Heather Graham.
  • And gross scenes involving both Melissa McCarthy and a giraffe.

Intrigued? Click Play now and start the countdown now for this film's May 24 release:

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

"I'm Tony Stark, I build neat stuff, I got a great girl and occasionally, save the world. So why can't I sleep?"

So narrates Robert Downey Jr. in the new (AWESOME!) trailer for Iron Man 3, which opens this May and which will feature Tony forced to protect all that is dearest to him. Namely, Pepper Potts.

A majority of the teaser builds up the feud between Iron Man and Ben Kingsley's The Mandarin, who issues our hero a dire warning: Today is the first day of what's left of your life.

Watch now and let the countdown to 2013's first blockbuster begin:

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Forget Panama City or Daytona Beach.

You only need to visit your nearest movie theater next month to enjoy a raunchy spring break, as Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson (Pretty Little Liars) and many other young actresses take a step toward adulthood in Spring Breakers.

There are drugs, there is cursing, there are plenty of Selena Gomez bikini photos.

Wizards of Waverly Place what? Innocent girlfriend of Justin Bieber who? Watch the red band trailer for the March 22 release now:

by Free Britney at . Comments

Those handsome, talented boys from One Direction have released the first preview for their upcoming movie 1D3D. Get it ... it's 1D in 3D, people!

The brief teaser aired on the UK's Daybreak. Peep it:

This summer, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan will star in the movie which chronicles the band's world tour.

In the clip, Zayn says: "As a group we're stronger than if it was five people by themselves." Niall notes, "I always wanted a little brother, now I’ve got four!”

Aww. One Direction's 1D3D reportedly hits theaters on August 30, 2013. Will it do as well as 3D films by Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and Katy Perry?
 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

With this year's Super Bowl commercials behind us, and the world still reacting to Bar Rafaeli kissing some oversized dweeb, attention now turns to the trailers that debuted during last night's big game.

Which ad left you most exicted for an upcoming blockbuster?

Was it the following look of Oz: The Great and Powerful? Or maybe the teaser below for Iron Man 3?

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