I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want to take on Mandarin myself. But if you tell someone they'll never see you coming, well then, their guard is probably gonna be up pretty high.

It'd be better to say, "You'll see me coming! I'll emerge from behind that Arby's." But then come out of the Long John SIlver's next door and yell "Surprise attack!"

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I'm confused: I thought the end of humanity occurred when Honey Boo Boo got her own show.

But here, the new film World War Z is supposing it will occur once a zombie pandemic spreads across the globe. I guess there's still some humanity left to destroy... who knew.

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The new trailer for the epic animated fantasy movie called, well, Epic, is here!

The film features voice acting from some huge talent: Amanda Seyfried, Aziz Ansari, Beyoncé Knowles, Josh Hutcherson, Christoph Waltz, Jason Sudeikis, Steven Tyler, Pitbull, and Chris O'Dowd. Phew. Out of breath from all that talent.

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The best type of superhero is one that swears. If we could get some more F-bombs from Batman or Iron Man, maybe those movies could actually make some money.

Enter Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, two of the most foul-mouthed teenaged superheroes around. Check out the first red band trailer for Kick-Ass 2, which also features a nearly-unrecognizable Jim Carrey:

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