The very first Machete Kills trailer is here! It's in Spanish, but you can get the gist of it.

The trailer is so in Spanish, in fact, that they refer to Charlie Sheen by his birth name, Carlos Estevez. Maybe he should take the opportunity to try to reinvent himself as a sexy Antonio Banderas-type (he's also in the movie, by the way).

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt with a porn addiction? Sure, sounds entertaining.

Gordon-Levitt and Scarlett Johansson talking with strong New Jersey accents? Even better.

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What happens when his early-90s reckless seed-sprayin' catches up to the perpetual adolescent known as Vincent Anthony Vaughn?

Not sure yet. But whatever it is, it will be the plot of the movie Delivery Man.

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The new Byzantium trailer has dropped, hitting all the dark, cold, Victorian notes you'd expect from a vampire movie, but it's hard to place the film in time.

It clearly takes place in modern times, but seeing as it has vampiric themes, some of it feels pretty old-world.

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