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Twentieth Century Fox reportedly paid Liam Neeson $20 million for Taken 3, so there's a lot of pressure on the 62-year-old Hollywood veteran to use his "particular set of skills" to do what he does best: Namely, cracking skulls and packing audiences into the theater.

Now that the film's first trailer has been released, we can safely say Neeson is still very capable of performing at least one of those feats.

Yes, Taken 3 (or Tak3n, if you prefer, which you shouldn't) features more things being taken followed by Neeson taking them back.

You may have thought this movie already came out, but that was actually a A Walk Among the Tombstones, another film in which Neeson growls for 90 minutes straight and kicks seven kinds of ass.

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Did you catch the first official Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 trailer?

Intense stuff, right? Brutal? Serious? Suspenseful? Intriguing? Not exactly any sort of romantic film with comedic aspirations, correct?

But what if The Hunger Games took quite an unexpected shift for the third movie of this wildly successful franchise? What if it were billed as a perky, fun adventure in which Jennifer Lawrence's character had to choose between two appealing male suitors?

Jimmy Kimmel asked and answered that question on his talk show last night.

"Katniss was in a difficult situation," a male voice narrates in the faux trailer above, referencing Gale (Liam Hemsworth) and Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) and explaining of her dilemma:

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It is here. And it is AWESOME!

Following a couple of Mockingjay posters and brief Mockingjay teasers, Lionsgate has released the official, full-length trailer for this wildly anticipated blockbuster.

And it's every bit as chill-inducing as fans would hope.

The footage begins with Katniss trying to reason with President Snow, only for the villainous overlord to tell his enemy how it's "the things we love most that destroy us."

Cut to scenes from the Rebellion and Katniss learning of the Capitol's ultimate "weapon. Yup, it's Peeta. GULP!

Watch now:

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 comes out on November 21.

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Did you think the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was sexy, or unintentionally funny and awkward? Reactions were mixed online, though there's little doubt how these people feel.

A group of senior citizens known on YouTube as "The Elders" react to the trailer in the video below, and their feedback is as hilarious and cringe-worthy as you'd expect:

"Can't believe this was such a best-seller," one older fellow says.

"It just shows you how desperate the public is. Horny as hell!"

One of his female counterparts, however, gets sort of into it!

"Why is this your type of thing?" an interviewer asks the older woman regarding Fifty Shades of Grey and its emphasis on sensual play and bondage.

"I guess I'm just sexy and crazy!" she says.

One thing everyone can agree on here?

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Ready to join the party, 1Ders?

Following a brief One Direction concert movie trailer released over the summer, the hottest boy band around has now come out with a full-length version.

Coming to theaters for one weekend only (October 11-12), "Where We Are" will take fans behind the scenes of with Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Liam Payne as they tour the country.

The shrieks! The songs! The screaming fans! The good looks!

They are all included in this 90-second long teaser that will leave you asking one simple question: Is it October 11 yet?!?!?!?

Previous stars to release similar concert-based films include Katy Perry, Michael Jackson and Justin Bieber.

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Lifetime's biopic about Brittany Murphy hasn't even aired yet (set your DVR for September 6!) but is already under fire from Murphy's father, Angelo Bertolotti.

Slamming the project in a recent interview, Bertolotti called the casting "atrocious" and disputed the validity of ... well, anything teased in the below trailer:

"I am disgusted and outraged that Lifetime decided to produce such a trashy project, defiling the memory of my beautiful, talented daughter," he said.

"The Brittany Murphy Story is absolutely an affront to everything my daughter was in real life. It's hideous, unauthorized and completely untrue."

"Amanda Fuller, the girl playing Brittany, looks nothing like her," Bertolotti added, and he's been Tweeting and re-Tweeting up a storm this week as well. 

Some of his choice Twitter comments:

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We have a feeling the Parents Television Council may have less of a problem with the following version of the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer than they had with the original.

That's because it involves kittens.

Created by The Pet Collective, the footage features one cat acting as Jamie Dornan's Christian Grey and one cat acting as Dakota Johnson's Anastasia Steele. It also involves a lot of talk about abs.

It's both disturbing and hilarious. You can decide which reaction you have to the cute/weird teaser now:

Earlier this week, Fifty Shades of Grey combined with Frozen for a different kind of preview for the ages.

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The first Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was released last month, and it was either titillating, unintentionally funny or just plain vanilla, depending on your point of view.

This parody is none of the above, but darned if it isn't just as fun if not more to watch the Fifty Shades trailer audio layered over clips from the movie Frozen.

Christian Grey loves to let it go ... if you know what we mean!

(Let us know if you do, we're not sure that made any sense).

Middle-aged moms forced to watch Frozen for the 10 millionth time whilst daydreaming about Christian ransacking them can now experience both! Sort of!

Someone synced the visuals with the 50 Shades dialogue so perfectly, it's almost as if the Disney characters are animated versions of Christian and Ana.

Only unlike his Disney stand-in, Mr. Grey doesn't do romance.

The only clips that couldn't be reenacted with material featuring the icy fairy tale's hero and heroine were the brief snippets of Christian's red room of pain.

That's probably for the best. See below.

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For those of us of a certain age, Saved by the Bell was on TV pretty much round-the-clock during our formative years.

This was before the Internet, of course. Our entertainment options were limited, and so Zack, Kelly, and (to a lesser extent) Screech helped guide us through the rocky waters of adolescence.

But while the students of Bayside High were enjoying problem-free lives under sunny SoCal skies (We assume. The show was all interiors.), the cast themselves were struggling with hormones, romantic rivalries, and the dude who played being a Screech being a total douche.

Thankfully, the Lifetime network is bringing those scandalous days to life with The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell.

Check out the trailer above. If the clothes don't bring you back to 1990, the Bel Biv Devoe soundtrack certainly will.

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The first trailer for Into The Woods is here.

The upcoming blockbuster will be a musical that opens on Christmas Day and is based on the Stephen Sondheim play that intertwines classic stories from various Brothers Grimm fairy tales... although there's no actual music in the preview.

Still, there are shots of Meryl Streep as a witch, along with Emily Blunt as the Baker’s Wife; Johnny Depp as the Wolf; Tracy Ullman as Jack’s Mother; Anna Kendrick as Cinderella; Chris Pine as Cinderella’s Prince; and Christine Baranski as Cinderella’s stepmother.

Yes, this is an All-Star cast if there ever were one. Check out the first footage now:

Over the past several days, movie fans have already been treated to:

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