The not-so-highly-anticipated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hits theaters today, and it based on what the critics are saying, the creepy appearance of the CGI title foursome is just the tip of this flick's awfulness iceberg.
Sure, it's got Megan Fox, and the great William Fichtner as Shredder but apparently that's just about all the movie has to offer.
The rubber suits from the original films may look corny by today's standards, but at least Secret of the Ooze featured an unforgettable Vanilla Ice cameo.
The reboot doesn't offer anything nearly as glorious. But then, what does?
Here are some of the less-than-glowing reviews that TMNT has received thus far: