I am not a Star Trek fan. I know as much about Star Trek as you learn by just being a human on Earth.
I know the names of most of the Enterprise Crew…
Oh! I know the “Enterprise.”
I know what a Vulcan is. And a Klingon. And Warp Speed. And we’re starting to reach the extent of my knowledge here...
I saw Star Trek Into Darkness. And I felt like a kid who just transferred to a new school and picked the only table of friends who’ve known each other since birth to sit down with during lunch.
They’re all talking about “Randy’s Mom’s hilarious pancake that one time,” and I come from a place that called pancakes ‘flap jacks’ so I’m all confused.
The film was big. It was explodey. It was a boring, boring, boring Summer Action Flick.