It's okay, John Carter. You can relax now.
A slow weekend at the box office revealed a new champion (horror film The Possession, which grabbed the top spot from back-to-back winner The Expendables 2) and a new basement feeder, as The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure set the mark for worst opening of any movie in history that opened in between 2,000 and 2,5000 theaters.
This Teletubbies-like kids flick brought in $448,131. Total. That's an average of $200 per screen for a movie that reportedly cost $20 million to make and $40 million to market.
On the complete flipside, The Avengers passed the $1.5 billion mark in total box office earnings, while Shia LaBeouf saw his streak of seven consecutive number-one openings come to an end.
Here's a look at the top five and remember: for all your movie news, visit our friends at Movie Fanatic.
The Possession, $17.7 million
Lawless, $9.7 million
The Expendables 2, $8.8 million
The Bourne Legacy, $7.2 million
ParaNorman, $6.6 million