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What happens after happily ever after in Disney movies? This awesome viral video answers that question, and let's just say it ain't pretty for Ariel & Co.

Jon Cozart's “After Ever After” tells the tragic tales of Disney heroines such as Jasmine, Belle, and Pocahontas after the credits roll - and in four-part harmony.

Take a look below, and be sure to cover your kids' ears:

After Ever After - DISNEY Parody

Long story short, Ariel is worried about the BP oil spill, Jasmine’s beau may be at Guantanamo, Belle is accused of bestiality, and Pocahontas is out for blood.

Probably better that Disney didn't make those sequels.

Yes, yes, we're all squealing with anticipation over who will play Four in the upcoming adaptation of the YA novel Divergent.

Will it be Magic Mike's Alex Pettyfer? Will it be X-Men: First Class' Lucas Till? Or maybe Lost's Jorge Garcia? (Can you find the made up casting rumor?)

Well, you'll just have to calm down and wait for that one. In the meantime, we do have a bit of casting news: Jai Courtney has been tabbed to play Eric.

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Wow. That was quick.

And pretty darn cool.

Less than 11 hours after creator Rob Thomas and star Kristen Bell asked fans to donate to Kickstarter in order to fund a Veronica Mars movie, the project has reached its 30-day goal of $2 million... in under 11 hours!

"My mind is blown," Thomas tells EW of the results. "I’ve been fantasizing about this taking big and had to tell myself, ‘Stop it, Rob, you’re being silly. You’re setting yourself up for disappointment.'

"And now today has exceeded the wildest pipe dream I let myself entertain. Holy cow. We better make a good movie. These amazing fans have stepped up. We better deliver."

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Iran is filing a lawsuit against Argo, and while director Ben Affleck was snubbed for Best Director at the Academy Awards, hopefully he can at least win this.

The state-run press is apparently going after internationally-renowned lawyer Isabelle Coutant-Peyre. The suit claims the film presented an Iraniphobic portrayal of the historical conflict.

The film was admittedly pro-America, which is a tad surprising considering Affleck's liberal activism and general anti-war disposition.

But, come on, if you're gonna sue the guy for a movie, let's start with Gigli.

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You've seen Robert Pattinson as a brooding vampire. For five films, in fact.

Now, see him as a dirt-covered Australian in the first still from The Rover:

The film stars Guy Pearce (Iron Man 3) as Eric, a man in a dangerous near-future Australia, whose only prized possession was stolen by a gang.

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It's been a dream of Veronica Mars fans since this UPN series went off the air in 2007.

And now it may come true, as early as THIS SUMMER!

Star Kristen Bell and creator Rob Thomas have announced the launch of a Kickstarter campaign in order to finance Veronica Mars: The Movie. They hope to raise $2 million in 30 days.

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Looks like Universal Pictures and the producers of that Fifty Shades of Grey adult film spoof have settled their legal differences out of court.

Universal and Fifty Shades Ltd., EL James' company filed a lawsuit against Smash Pictures, the makers of Fifty Shades of Grey: a XXX Adaptation.

The producers claimed 50 Shades was in the public domain, while Universal alleged a "willful attempt to capitalize on the reputation of the book."

"The first XXX Adaptation is not a parody ... it does not comment on, criticize, or ridicule the originals. It is a rip-off, plain and simple," the suit read.

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Forget the body count in Machete Kills.

Sofia Vergara is at the forefront of a new poster for this upcoming thriller... and the Modern Family star is making her body count!

The actress will portray Lady Desdemona in the Robert Rodriguez-direced drama, which opens on September 13 and is a sequel to the 2010 hit.

The film will also star Danny Trejo, Vanessa Hudgens, Mel Gibson and even Lady Gaga. But Vergara is dominating the early press. For two very good, large reasons.

George Lucas claims that even before he sold Lucasfilm to Disney, he signed Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher for Star Wars: Episode VII.

His words. Lucas tells Businessweek that "we had already signed Mark and Carrie and Harrison - or were pretty much in final stages of negotiation."

"Maybe I'm not supposed to say that," Lucas added. "I think they want to announce that with some big whoop-de-do, but we were negotiating with them."

"I won't say whether the negotiations were successful or not."

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With chatter heating up over yet another Incredible Hulk movie, actor Mark Ruffalo has come out and broken the news to fans of this angry green superhero:

It ain't gonna happen.

"A lot of folks have been asking about the Next Hulk," Ruffalo Tweeted yesterday. "The next time you see my Hulk it will be in the Avengers2. No plans for stand alone."

After The Avengers 2 hits theaters, however, the star did leave open the possibility for a spinoff.

"I am not giving up on another stand alone HULK," Ruffalo added. "But it's not in the works right now. One never knows what the future will bring."