Christian Grey is not a man who does romance, Christian Grey makes clear in this clip from the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, which hits theaters February 13.

Don't let his white wine drinking ways fool you. Romance is not the bad boy billionaire's thing. The dude's needs are more ... well, let him describe them:

Look, we're not saying Disney has a vendetta against parents, but we ARE saying that if you're a parent in a Disney movie, you better skip ahead to the end of the script.

There's a super good chance you won't make it that far, and the audience who comes to see you will be crying into popcorn buckets and wiping away tears with buttery fingers.

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Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman as ... the other woman that Leslie Mann's husband is cheating with. The film features Kate Upton in a bikini.

If you're still reading this after that last statement, the plot involves a woman (Cameron Diaz) who learns that her boyfriend is married. It's a tough blow.

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