by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

Look, we're not saying Disney has a vendetta against parents, but we ARE saying that if you're a parent in a Disney movie, you better skip ahead to the end of the script.

There's a super good chance you won't make it that far, and the audience who comes to see you will be crying into popcorn buckets and wiping away tears with buttery fingers.

Heartbreak, bullying, losing your pets, facing your own mortal peril. Ugh. It's enough to make us sad for weeks sometimes! These ARE movies for kids, right? RIGHT?!?!

From Bambi's mom to "Baby Mine," we present to you the 19 most depressing Disney moments EVER. Get your tissues out and steel yourselves ...

Bambi's Mom Dies
Look, I don't care who you are. Bambi's mom's death is probably THE SADDEST MOMENT EVER in Disney history. Ever. Followed SUPER closely by...

Yeah. Gonna be rough for the kiddos and parents alike.

See, if Disney movie posters and taglines just TOLD THE TRUTH about some of these cinema classics, we could save ourselves a bunch of heartache.

To wit, follow the jump for 19 honest Disney posters:

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Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman as ... the other woman that Leslie Mann's husband is cheating with. The film features Kate Upton in a bikini.

If you're still reading this after that last statement, the plot involves a woman (Cameron Diaz) who learns that her boyfriend is married. It's a tough blow.

But when she accidentally meets the guy's wife (Leslie Mann), she realizes they have much in common, and they become unlikely friends as a result.

Then, when yet another affair is discovered (cue Kate Upton bikini action!), all three women team up to plot mutual revenge on the cheating a$$hole.

Heck, we'd watch it. Leslie Mann is hilarious and what they're saying about Kate's body in the clip below is not something you could consider untrue:

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We're 15 days away from the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. We've seen the posters. We've read the casting scoop. We've watched the trailers.

Now it's time to see the first 11 minutes of Captain America and Black Widow saving the world. Yes, the first 11 minutes of the film are already online! Take a look:

The beginning of Captain America: Winter Soldier (also referred to as Captain America 2) introduces viewers to a pre-Falcon Sam Wilson.

We see him in his first meeting with Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America himself. 

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

A long time ago, we used to be friends with a young private detective named Veronica Mars...

... and on March 14, we'll reunite with this amazing Kristen Bell character on the big screen.

In anticipation of this Kickstarter-funded film, the first two minutes from the Veronica Mars movie have been released online.

The footage catches us up with Veronica and Logan, informing viewers of why this relationship fell apart and where things stand now.

"A teenage private eye, I know how dumb that sounds..." Mars says in the opening voiceover, something veterans fans know now to be true at all.

Watch now:

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Ever wonder what it feels like to be Justin Bieber?

No, not to shrug off haters. Or to throw parties with big booty strippers in attendance. Or to possibly have "super delicious" sex with prostitutes.

But to soar above thousands of admirers, all screaming in your presence, some throwing their underwear on stage, all looking up to you, both literally and figuratively?

Bieber lets fans in on this #perspective in the latest clip from "Believe," his documentary-type movie that comes out on Christmas day. Give the very cool sneak peek a look now:

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Prepare yourself, Hunger Games fans. Lionsgate has released the first actual clip from Catching Fire.

In the sneak peek, we see Gale (Liam Hemsworth) do his best to motivate a frightened Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence), as she fears what will happen if the two best friends don't escape as soon as possible.

"We have to go Gale before they kill us," Katniss pleads. "They will kill us."

But Gale is unfazed, determined to make a rebellious leader out of Katniss yet. Check out the footage now:

This blockbuster opens on November 22 returns Hemsworth, Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson as the movie's three main players. Elizabeth Banks, Sam Claflin, Jena Malone, Alan Ritchson, Woody Harrelson and many more.

Here is a link to the official Catching Fire trailer.

by Amanda Denton at . Comments

The upcoming I Give It a Year stars Rose Byrne and Rafe Spall as newlyweds whose family and friends all feel their marriage is doomed.

In this clip from the film, Rose Byrne is wooed is fine fashion by Simon Baker (of The Mentalist) despite her non-single status. We have to assume that no doves were harmed in the filming of this clip. 

Awkward violinists? That's up for debate.

Check out the I Give It a Year clip below!

I Give It a Year opens in theaters on August 9th.

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While Catching Fire and the upcoming Divergent have been the focus of the young adult literature adapted for film genre, don't forget about The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

First of the The Mortal Instruments six books, City of Bones, is getting the movie treatment.

The story centers on a teenage girl, Clary Fray, whose mother is kidnapped by demons. Fray sets off to find her mother and in the process learns a lot about her past. 

Check out a The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones clip below!

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones opens in theaters August 21.

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Didn't get the chance to catch G.I. Joe: Retaliation in the the theaters?

Well today is your lucky day because you can now check out this G.I. Joe: Retaliation Creating Cobra Commander clip, courtesy of Movie Fanatic.

Now that seeing a little behind the scenes action of everyone's favorite archenemy has whetted your appetite, the good news - G.I. Joe: Retaliation is available today on DVD, Blu-Ray, and OnDemand.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

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The Lambert family is back and ready to have the pants scared off them once again. This clip might not have the creepy self-moving baby walker like the Insidious Chapter 2 trailer, but it's still pretty freaky.

Check out the Insidious Chapter 2 clip below!

Rose Byrne and Patrick Wilson are back as the extremely unlucky Renai and Josh Lambert along with Barbara Hershey as Josh's mother, Lorraine.

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