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The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is a great event.

The world's most insanely hot models strut down the runway in ridiculous lingerie that you will never see a woman wear in person in your entire life. At least if you're one of our interns. Sorry, people. We're just calling it like we see it here.

Here's Marisa Miller in some wonderfully practical undergarments ...

Click to enlarge some other photos from the event, featuring the likes of Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima (we hate that stiff Marko Jaric) and Alessandra Ambrosio, who looks pretty good considering she had a baby like last week.

According to reports, Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom recently and secretly proposed to his Victoria's Secret model girlfriend Miranda Kerr.

Supposedly they are planning to walk down the aisle in late 2009.

“They are talking about getting married in a year. They have had a crazy year, but they love each other and she wants to be his wife,” reports Metro (UK).

KERRBLOOM: Orlando Bloom already sees Miranda Kerr nude on a regular basis. But he's got to tie the knot with her so we can immortalize their couple nickname.

If this is true, we wish them the best, although we are somewhat skeptical that fewer celebrity gossip sites haven't reported it. Then again, Orlando Bloom just isn't that interesting. Sorry, ladies. He's hot, sure. But besides that, what's to say?

No word on whether Miranda Kerr has been called very "uncool" by Kate Bosworth. Or whether Kate Bosworth is so sick over this news that she's stopped eating.

Miranda Kerr is hot.

She is wearing a bikini and topless in the new issue of FHM UK.

Not a lot of in-depth analysis is necessary here. Just enjoyment:

FHM UK claims to be voted the best magazine in the world. If they're featuring Miranda Kerr topless every month, they certainly are deserving of that honor.

She may be our new favourite supermodel, indeed. If you're not convinced yet, follow the jump for more Miranda Kerr pictures from this photo spread ...

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Do we really need a reason?

Gulp. GQ has created perhaps the greatest magazine cover in recent history, assembling the entire lineup of Victoria's Secret Supermodels.

Yes. Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr are all present - and all not un-hot.

Enjoy. Click to enlarge each segment of this three-page cover...

What is the world coming to?

Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis - yes, the racist, loathsome Greasy Bear! - were spotted hooking up. Unbelievable.

On a similarly weird, if less oily note, mediocre NBA player Marko Jaric somehow got supermodel Adriana Lima to sign him to a lifetime deal.

Greasy and Miranda - who just dumped Orlando Bloom - have actually been linked more than once. The latter was seen last night at the ESPYs.

We don't know which pair is more shocking:

How do dudes like Marko Jaric (left) and Brandon Davis score Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr (right)? That's not a rhetorical question, we really don't know.

Miranda Kerr’s romance with Orlando Bloom is over, says an insider who adds that she has rebounded into the arms of ... Brandon Davis.

A couple of disclaimers:

1. The source of this is InTouch Weekly. That is about as reliable as any music put out by Britney Spears being listenable.
   
2. This is not, however, the first time Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis, the detestable oily heir, have been linked.
   

The Victoria’s Secret model and Greasy Bear were seen together shopping on L.A.’s Robertson Boulevard last November but at the time they both insisted they were just pals. We were praying it was the case, trust us.

But on July 12, the ursine being, who recently split from Aussie model Cheyenne Tozzi, took a romantic turn with Miranda Kerr.

Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis in November 2007.

They were spotted canoodling at two clubs in NYC. Davis and Miranda Kerr were “full on making out” says a witness. The pair was also spotted kissing at Beatrice Inn later that night, and “They didn’t seem to care who saw.”

While a rep for Miranda Kerr denies she has split with Orlando Bloom, she was overheard telling Brandon Davis about the breakup.

“Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando,” the insider says. “He’s her rebound guy.”

There is a show on VH1 called The Shot. Maybe you knew this.

We believe this is a reality show about photographers, but correct us if we're wrong here. You know what certainly isn't wrong, however?

Hot photos of Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr. Bikini pictures, people. Do we need to spell it out for you any clearer?

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller in bikinis. Yowza!

All we gotta say is if being on a reality show means you get to be a celebrity photo guy and take hot Marisa Miller pictures, where do we sign up?!

There's little doubt at this point that Orlando Bloom has seen Miranda Kerr nude.

The couple was recently outed when the two hotties were spotted on a PDA-filled date at New York's Max Brenner restaurant, as they "were just being playful and kissing and hugging," said a witness.

Still, Kerr isn't giving the celebrity gossip tabloids any fodder about her relationship with the actor.

"He's a sweetheart and that's all I'm gonna say," Kerr recently said, feeling the need to repeat a certain descriptive word: "Sweetheart."

Well, Miranda, did you two spend Valentine's Day together?

"I can't tell you," she replied with a laugh. "I work for Victoria's Secret â€" but that's my secret."

Ohhh, snaps yo! She got us.

There's not much to say about the following photo. It's black, it's white, it's classy and it's gorgeous. Take a look at Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Selita Ebanks nude: