Mickey Rourke
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Fashion Week is all about making a splash, and not just with clothing.

Mickey Rourke and Cheyenne Tozzi, his new, 20-year-old model girlfriend, made their public debut for all the world to see at Max Azria's show.

She was skinny and gorgeous and the 57-year-old couldn't keep his hands off her once she joined him in the front row. That's kind of a gross.

Not quite as gross, though, as the fact that Cheyenne Tozzi, an Australian model, used to date none other than Brandon Davis back in the day.

Yes, Mickey Rourke is hitting it with Greasy seconds.

Mickey Rourke is an oddball, but he's got himself a 20-year-old model girlfriend. One can question what Cheyenne Tozzi is thinking, but not that Mick is the man.

At least The Wrestler star has no qualms about admitting he's a dirty old guy, telling E! News he was there "for the models more than the clothes."

Asked how he prefers his women these days, he said "Fat." Somewhere, Jessica Simpson is shuddering. And not because that coyote ate her dog.

As for blondes or brunettes? "Depends on what I'm drinking."

Gotta love Mickey Rourke.

Mickey Rourke revitalized his career with an Academy Award-nominated role in The Wrestler. He was beaten out for Best Actor, however, by Sean Penn in Milk.

They're two of the best in the biz - but how does their sense of style stack up? Which of these actors will win more acclaim for his appearance at the Oscars?

Who looked better at the Oscars?

You may not have heard of Mickey Rourke if you are under the age of 35, but who doesn't love celebrity mug shots ... and when a guy gets busted for DUI while riding a vespa, well, that kind of humor can bridge a generation gap.

The Palm Beach Post reports that earlier this week, a guy from a celebrity photo agency was trolling South Beach looking for Jennifer Lopez, who was in town for a concert, when he bumped into Rourke and some woman around 2:00 a.m.

"They came back out [of a club] two hours later and then crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter," the celebrity picture-taker said.

"They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block. "The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.'" 

Mickey Rourke's response: "No, no, dude... I'm all right."

According to the police report, Mickey Rourke asked the cop, "What the f**k did I do?!" Cops say the alleged actor's face was flushed, his eyes were bloodshot and watery and his speech was slurred. "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," Rourke said, according to the report. Sure thing.

He was booked into the Miami-Dade Pre-trial Detention Center around 9:30 a.m. and was held on $1,000 bond. Man, you think you've seen it all.

What's next? Someone getting arrested for DUI while driving a golf cart? Oh, wait... sorry, Bill Murray. That was a low blow. Funny, though, right?

Well, not as funny as this alternate meaning of riding the vespa. Maybe Mickey Rourke should give this a try instead the next time he's drunk.