Maddox Jolie-Pitt
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Maddox Jolie-Pitt isn't sad, but the adopted son of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt sure is feeling blue.

The seven-year-old boy sported a blue mohawk while boarding a speedboat with his father and brother Pax in Venice, Italy, earlier today.

Well, at least in the Photoshop sense. Here's two of our favorite celebrity babies (or toddlers) superimposed on the cover of Radar magazine. Apparently, Suri Cruise and Maddox Jolie-Pitt are taking over the world ...

Maddox Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise really need to start dating.

The respective spawns of Brangelina and TomKat have long been favorites of The Hollywood Gossip staff, which also appreciates bad image altering. But this looks pretty hacked even by our low, low standards.

Then again, Radar is the same publication that promotes an advice column from The Hills' Spencer Pratt, so you get what you pay for, really.

Now that Angelina Jolie is a mother again, the question on everyone's mind is: how will her kids adapt to yet another tyke in the house?

Gratned, new son Pax Thien was adopted less than a week ago - but that doesn't mean it's too early for Us Weekly to consult with Frank J. Sulloway, author of Born to Rebel: Birth Order, Family Dynamics and Creative Lives.

Let's see what he says about how the latest member of the family is likely to affect life in the Jolie-Pitt household.

Maddox, 5:
As the eldest, he'll be "conscientious, responsible, protective of younger siblings and most likely excel in school."

Pax, 3:
As a middle child, he'll be "agreeable, a peacemaker - and good at wheeling and dealing, since the firstborn has physical dominance."

Zahara, 2:
"Open to experience. And, like Pax, likely to be very agreeable."

Shiloh, 10 months:
The youngest, she'll be "obstinate, extroverted and fun-loving. Many great comedians were the youngest in the family."

So were many plastic surgery lovers.

Anyway, there you have it, readers. Brad Pitt and his lovely partner needn't even nurture these kids.

Their personalities are obviously already set based on their age and pecking order. That should be a burden lifted off any parent.

Looks as if Angelina Jolie isn't the only babe causing a stir in India. Maddox Jolie-Pitt is doing is damndest to get attention... for himself, as well as poor people.

Cool little Maddox, 5, is soaking up the local flavor, and brought his own set of photographers along for the journey. Sick of surrendering the spotlight to infant sister Shiloh, big brother sported a new mohawk, featuring blonde highlights and a ponytail... and let the world know how he feels about it. See below.

Yes, it looks like Brangelina is gonna have its beautiful, sexy hands full when these kids grow up. Sibling rivalry runs deeper than the poverty Brad Pitt is trying to rid the world of.

As Brangelina deals with threats from America's enemy, one half of this gorgeous duo is proving that nothing will stop her from helping those less fortunate.

Indeed, Angelina Jolie took a break from shooting her latest film, A Mighty Heart, and spent Saturday touring an Afghan Sikh refugee camp in New Delhi.

Jolie, a goodwill ambassador of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, took five-year-old son Maddox along as she visited refugees, listened as they played religious music, and chatted with students.

Roughly 9,500 Afghan Sikh fled Afghanistan for India after the Taliban seized power in 1996 and targeted non-Muslims.

The wife of Brad Pitt sat in a one-room home where a refugee from Myanmar lives with her three children. The woman, one of the 1,750 refugees who have fled Myanmar to India since 1982, told Jolie that she and her children left after her husband was arrested by the military government in Myanmar.

"I am grateful to the refugee families who spent time with me and shared their stories. They are remarkable, courageous people," Jolie said in a statement released by the UNHCR.

On Sunday, Jolie met with Indian Junior External Affairs Minister Anand Sharma and praised India's efforts to assist the refugees.

"The wonderful thing that I have learned since I have been in India is there are many, many needs for your own people and yet you have all been so gracious and been so open to so many refugees over the years," the actress told reporters.

Oprah Winfrey and Bono couldn't be prouder, we're sure.

You can't blame Maddox Jolie-Pitt for often feeling left out. The tyke is considered the cutest celebrity baby out there, yet all he hears about is his sister, Shiloh.

Or that Scientology spawn, Suri Cruise.

And just when that drama calms down, Britney Spears goes ahead and gives birth once more.

Is it any wonder that little Maddox feels bitter and betrayed? He's obviously trying to ditch the spotlight of Hollywood in exchange for the glory of the soccer field. Just take a look at him here, trying to bend it like David Beckham.

Let's see Shiloh do this!

Take that, Shiloh!

While his new sister has received endless attention, Maddox Jolie-Pitt is showing he's a kid to be reckoned with, as well. One of the other two children of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Maddox topped a recent Life & Style poll of the cutest kid in Hollywood.

The Cambodian faced stiff competition. But his clear skin and tossled hair helped him beat out the likes of Sean Preston Federline and Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter, Apple.

Others that made the list included Sarah Jessica Parker's son James and a bunch of other babies that are yet to leave their mark. Here's the full top 10:

1. Maddox Jolie-Pitt
2. Sean Preston Federline
3. Apple Martin
4. Rocco Ritchie
5. Hazel & Phinnaeus Moder
6. Coco Arquette
7. Rudy Law
8. James Wilkie Broderick
9. Matilda Ledger
10. Carys Douglas

Looks like Heath Ledger should be proud. But whoever the heck has been parenting Rudy Law really needs to step it up!