Lynne Curtin
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The face on Lynne Curtin? Not real.

The situations she and her castmates on The Real Housewives of Orange County find themselves in? Also not real.

The legal problems now facing Curtin and husband Frank? Very real.

The pair were scheduled to appear in a California courtroom yesterday to answer questions regarding a $1.2 million judgment they've been ordered to pay to a former business partner... but the couple simply bailed on the proceedings.

As a result, TMZ reports a judge has issued a bench warrant for Lynne and Frank's arrest. Unlike the ridiculous exploits on Curtin's scripted reality show, this is actually a serious matter.

In August, meanwhile, Lynne and Frank were evicted from their home for failing to pay rent.

We can think of at least one New Year's resolution for Curtin: focus more on your family than on fame. This is a novel concept for any supposedly Real Housewife, we know.

But give it a shot.

Lynne Curtin is a Real Housewife of Orange County.

But her appearance is as fake as Heidi Montag's breasts.

The reality TV star underwent a face lift on July 11 and has finally shared the results of her procedure in the pages of Star magazine.

“I’d always worked out a lot, but my head didn’t match my body,” she said. “I was so excited to get the work done.”

Lynne Curtin: Face lifted... and beautiful? You tell us.

Curtin, who has faced foreclosure problems, shelled out the money for a forehead and neck lift. We're sure her two kids will understand when they're living on the street.

Lynne says the results make it look "like the clock has been turned back 12 years on my face.” As for her husband, Frank?

“He sends me texts all day saying I’m hot!”

Do you agree? Would you hit this now?