A nude Lucy Pinder on the cover of a random magazine is far from uncommon.
But posing for the latest issue of Nuts magazine, the busty British model is wishing everyone a happy holiday season. Isn't that sweet of her?
As 2007 draws to a close, it's time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.
They've given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.
We previously profiled attention-seeking, naked Celebrity Sex Tape Stars at #5. Now, without delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 ⦠Busty British Babes!
The past 12 months have seen at least that many pairs of giant boobs cross the Atlantic and get the attention of entertainment news outlets. They've belonged to a series of British models, none of whom appear to have discernible skills outside of the ability to remove their shirts when a camera is on.
It started in January with Keeley Hazell (above) and her sex tape leak.
Unlike other dishonest amateur porn stars, however, this model wasn't afraid to admit she was in on the release. This must have inspired other large breasted Englishwomen to realize the potential of getting naked in public, as Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder were soon flashing their chests in every magazine they could find.
From there, Katie Price became a household name. Although that name was often "Jordan," the modeling moniker she goes by for no apparent reason. Finally, Gemma Atkinson came on the scene and, well, also bared her body in various publications.
Indeed, these busty British babes of 2007 weren't very different from one another, but perhaps it was this similarity that earned them our respect.
Unlike American celebrities who think they possess actual skills - yes, we're looking at you Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag - the Brits are simple people. They're real people, honest people.
They merely say, as Lucy Pinder is in the photo above: I have a big chest and I would like to earn money for showing it off. They don't try to be anything they're not. And for that Keeley, Lucy, Gemma and company, we salute you.
Typically, we write about the latest Lucy Pinder nude pictures. Or we update readers on the state of this model's giant boobs overseas. But Pinder is coming to America, folks, as the cover girl of Maxim's February 2008 issue.
Might this be the start of a British invasion across U.S. magazines? We'll keep our eyes peeled for glimpses of Katie Price, Gemma Atkinson, Michelle Marsh, Keeley Hazell and many others on this side of the Atlantic.
Sexy stuff! Want more? Follow the jump for additional Lucy Pinder photos ...
You gotta hand it to Lucy Pinder.
While Kim Kardashian is just one of a countless number of women who have gotten naked in Playboy, the British model only bares it all within the pages of unique, unheard of publications.
First, Nuts. Now, Ralph.
Lucy Pinder isn't posing with Michelle Marsh nude this time, choosing instead to don her birthday suit alone. Enjoy, guys:
Lucy. Pinder. Nude.
Yeah, yeah, there's another Lucy Pinder nude photo below. That's old news at this point.
But check out the quote from this English lingerie model in the corner of the picture. The best at sex? In all of Great Britain?!?
Somewhere, Gemma Atkinson is in shock.
Jodie Marsh is offended.
Katie Price is ready to inflict some serious damage on Pinder with her monstrous breasts.
And Victoria Beckham? Well, she'd be angrier than ever if her robotic, Botox-filled face could muster any emotion.
We talk a lot about Lucy Pinder's boobs on this site.
But it turns out we're not alone: in the video below, the British model herself - and her mother! - speak at length about the pros and cons of possessing such large breasts.
It's an interesting listen, actually. Sure beats any video that stars Cisco Adler talking about his giant testicles.
Can you not wait for our next posting of Lucy Pinder naked pictures?
Granted, new ones emerge almost every week, but the British model is thinking about those fans who need to see her giant boobs and bare body even more often.
With them in mind, Pinder is putting out a 2008 calendar. That's right, Shay Johnson, you're no longer the only big-breasted, random celebrity giving guys the chance to ogle various shots of her throughout the year.
The challenge has been extended to other, often-nude British babes: Sophie Howard, Keeley Hazell, where are your calendars?
Another week, another round of Lucy Pinder nude pictures.
For everyone out there who doesn't understand what Vanessa Hudgens was thinking by posing naked, here's a hint: perhaps she simply wanted a Pinder-like career.
Sick of acting and singing, the High School Musical star might be jealous of British beauties such as Lucy and Keeley Hazell, models who simply roll out of bed every morning, take off their shirt and make lots of money.
It's not the worst job ever. Just ask Sophie Howard.
Tennis, anyone?
Even those who aren't fans of the Roger Federer-dominated sport may change their minds once they check out the photos below. For once, Lucy Pinder is wearing clothing... but we don't mind so much when she looks like that.
Typically, of course, Pinder is one of a handful of British babes that refuses to put on a shirt. She even posed that way alongside Michelle Marsh recently.
Not that we're complaining. But the lingerie model may need to get naked once more if she hopes to win this picture battle. After all, she's up against tennis modeling sensation Anna Kournikova. Known more for her body than her skills on the court, the possible wife of Enrique Iglesias is triumphant in most cleavage contests.
For that reason, we advise Pinder to stick to the nudity. Leave the sports up to athletes. As Tila Tequila can attest to, one needs to accept one's role in society.
And for Pinder, Marsh and Keeley Hazell, that role is to pose topless and make sex tapes. It isn't so difficult.
The Hollywood Gossip tells it like it is.
As a celebrity gossip provider, that means you've occasionally got to get down, dirty, explicit and profane in covering the famous people that make the news.
That's been our philosophy since our first post (about Lindsay Lohan) 13 months ago.
Nonetheless, according to a new blog rating system, which rates gossip blogs the same way as movies, T.H. Gossip has been given parental guidance suggested, "PG" status.
How, we're not sure. It was a close shave. Not unlike that recently given to that shank Paris Hilton. Man, that thing was given a serious waxing!
Despite a consistent deluge of raunchy articles and censored nude / sexual photos, we were able to dodge the more risque "PG-13" or "R" designations.
Guess all those shots of Britney Spears wearing no underwear and all that talk about Amanda Beard and Garcelle Beauvais nude wasn't enough. Oh well. We'll work harder, we promise.
Here are a couple of good celebrity photos from our (apparently PG) archive.
