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Can't a guy go to the town fall harvest festival in peace anymore? Yeesh.

You gotta watch the clip below and see the look given by a scared and thoroughly confused baby to a reporter trying to "interview" it for the local news.

This is actually the expression most of us have when we see reporters ...

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Paula Asher, 18, was jailed for two days last week after a status update on Facebook about hitting another vehicle while driving under the influence. She posted, eloquently:

“My dumbass got a DUI and I hit a car LOL.”

LOL. Or WTF?

The four people in the car she struck didn't sustain injuries and are all fine. Their parents were not fine with Asher's Facebooking, however, and contacted a local judge.

LOL PIC

When the judge ordered Paula to delete that post, she refused, and was promptly given a two-day jail sentence for contempt of court. She later apologized, finally.

“I didn’t think ‘LOL’ would put me in jail,” Paula wrote.

What law the judge invokied when ordering Asher to delete her FB comment is unclear, but the teen faces charges with DUI and fleeing the scene of an accident.

She is due in court to answer both counts October 27.

What do you think? Jail over LOLing: A fair sentence?

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Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, for real!

Okay, she's really not. At all. But in this viral video ad for Smartwater, the celebrity gossip mainstay spoofs the constant speculation about that particular topic.

The star, who recently got engaged to Justin Theroux (seriously, that actually happened), can be seen sporting a HUGE baby bump in "stolen" security footage.

In the clip, introduced by Ryan Seacrest as if it were an actual breaking story, she also has an alien son, calls herself Rachel, crashes her car and more. Watch:

You may recall that the actress, who has endorsed the product for several years, starred in a similar viral ad last year entitled "Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape."

Like the baby bump, there wasn't one.

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A comedian pretending to be a disillusioned former supporter of President Barack Obama appeared on Fox & Friends today and gave an utterly ridiculous interview.

Max Rice appeared via satellite during a segment on the staggering unemployment rate for people ages 18-24 and its impact on Obama in November's election.

Fox & Friends co-host Gretchen Carlson introduced Rice as a "recent college grad who voted for President Obama" and who "just moved out of his parents' home."

Quickly, it became obvious that Rice was pulling one over on Fox News.

Rice interrupted Carlson's introduction, saying "S'up," and then told her, "Miss USA, it's an honor." Carlson noted that she was actually Miss America, not USA.

"Miss Universe in my book," he said, going on to state that "I was a huge Obama supporter in 2008 ... I met him in third grade. I met him when I was little."

Asked why he is now supporting Mitt Romney, Rice claimed he lost a bet in a pickup basketball game. "Are you being serious about this or not?" Carlson asked.

"Yeah," Rice said. "I can't see your face right now. This is so weird."

Not to mention hilariously random. It's unclear how "not ready for prime time" Rice finagled this gig in the first place, but hopefully they have him back on.

Election 2012:

 

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The already infamous Chris Brown neck tattoo is not Rihanna. Probably.

Brown's rep says it's actually a Mexican Day of the Dead-inspired tattoo, and that there's no connection to his ex or any battered women, resemblances he damned.

We'll buy that. Even Chris wouldn't have the audacity to tattoo Rihanna's bruised face on his neck. Probably. With these two, you can't assume anything.

Brown Neck Tat

We're over it though. It's time to talk about the obligatory parodies.

The outrage at even the thought of Chris pulling such a move - and the ridiculousness of the tattoo itself - instantly sparked a whole host of Internet memes.

Click to enlarge some classics below, from Brown tattooing his own face, to Taylor Swift listing her famous exes to Kristen Stewart immortalizing R-Patt:

  • Chris Brown Tattoo
  • Taylor Swift Neck Tattoo
  • Lindsay Lohan Face Tattoo
  • Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Tattoo
  • Ryan Gosling Tattoo
  • Justin Timberlake Tattoo (Fake)

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Big Apple Pizza owner Scott Van Nuzer received a visit from President Barack Obama Sunday in Fort Pierce, Fla., and reacted with a giant bear hug for the POTUS.

Yelp trolls responded a little less positively.

Irate, presumably conservative users flooded the rate and review website shortly afterward, sending Big Apple Pizza’s overall rating into a tailspin.

“Talk about committing business suicide. After picking up Obama, your books are gonna be in the red pretty soon. Not too smart,” one "reviewer" posted.

  • Pizza Man Bear Hugs Obama
  • Obama Bear Hug

The commenter from Cottonwood, Ariz., 2,200 miles away, gave him 1/5 stars. Harsh. Hours later, though, Van Nuzer's establishment had staged a comeback.

Another Yelp commenter retaliated, “Really, conservatards? You try to trash a man’s business because he likes a different political candidate than you?"

"What scum you all are. SCOTT VAN DUZER IS MY HERO!”

Of the 229 comments listed on the page (30 “filtered,” one axed for violating terms of service), only two are pre-Obama bear hug. His overall rating is currently 5/5.

The oldest review, posted in 2010, offers this assessment:

“Nice variety of food for lunch or dinner. Love the Pizza, wings, subs, best stromboli in town. Great atmosphere in newly renovated dinning area, and flat screen TV’s ... staff make you feel right at home. Special people and good food make for a local favorite.”

Must have been what Obama read before deciding on Big Apple.

Decision 2012:

 

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Well, this is one way for Good Morning America to remain on top of the ratings game.

Kristen Dunst, Isla Fisher and Lizzy Caplan appeared on the program yesterday to promote their new comedy, Bachelorette.

Because the film centers on some raunchy female action, Fisher told a story about taking her mother to a strip club, returning from the bathroom and witnessing the horrible scene of her parent lying down on the stage and a stripper trying to teabag her.

Wait... what, asked anchor Natalie Vargas. What is teabagging? Watch the exchange below and take the actresses' advice if you are also not in the know. Google and prepare yourselves, people.

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The Mad Men cast has been Rick Rolled. Sort of.

In a hilarious new video making its way around the Web, Jon Hamm and company perform Rick Astley's 1987 smash "Never Gonna Give You Up" by dancing around and taking turns uttering words that add up to the lyrics of this classic tune.

It's a fun technique we've seen many times before, including with Barack Obama and Justin Bieber.

Watch and enjoy now:

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There hasn't been much to laugh about for Twihards these days, what with Robert Pattinson possibly leaving the country and his sisters threatening homicide if he reconnects with Kristen Stewart.

But the folks at Bad Lip Reading are here to change all that.

The YouTube channel, which replaces actual audio with ridiculous dialogue that matches the movements of the characters' mouths, has focused its latest effort on The Twilight Saga. Confused by the concept?

Click Play now:

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The President will go to great lengths for every pothead vote.

In the run-up to the Democratic National Convention this week, Barack Obama is making sure every member of his coalition does his or her part. He's even making personal calls, hoping to appeal to some of his more ardent supporters.

Such as Kal Penn of Harold & Kumar fame:

Barack and Kal go way back, actually. In addition to Harold and Kumar quotes and his role on House, the actor serves in the Obama administration as Associate Director in the White House Office of Public Engagement.

Hopefully for Obama, his supporters follow Penn's lead in November and not his alter ego's. Guy can't afford any potential voters sitting this one out.

U.S. Presidential election 2012:

 

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