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ATTENTION, GUYS: If your girlfriend is anything like this chick ... or this chick specifically, you may wanna make a run for it. Immediately if not sooner.

Of course, that's pointless, as she's guaranteed to have already attached a GPS tracking device to your car ... and possibly sewn one into your jeans.

Witness protection program may be your only hope.

Basically, those crazy eyes are always watching you, your friends, your Facebook updates, anything. Hope she's good in bed, 'cause you're stuck with her!

Overly Attached Girlfriend debuted two months ago, June 6. But she still deserves some love here, as a public service announcement if nothing else.

Fellas, and ladies ... if your significant other makes that face at you, just throw your phone in the nearest body of water and haul ass. Work out the details later.

If it wasn't obvious, she's spoofing the hit song "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber, but with some interesting new lyrics revealing her inner clingy psycho.

Overly Attached Girlfriend has also become a popular Reddit meme.

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Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis, making the media rounds promoting their new political comedy The Campaign, decided to audition for the sought-after lead roles in another upcoming movie generating a great deal of buzz: Fifty Shades of Grey.

Amid all the debate, speculation and argument over who should play Christian and Ana, we may have overlooked these two diamonds in the rough.

It's like the duo truly was born to star in this movie together. Will's right ... Fifty Shades' writing really is exquisite. Watch the funny clip below:

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This is simply adorable.

In honor of her sister Ali's 23rd birthday, one especially nice and caring young woman presented her sibling with the surprise of a lifetime: tickets to a Justin Bieber concert in Dallas this October.

Moreover, she sang Ali a song and recorded a video of the pair to submit to Ellen DeGeneres in hopes that the talk show host would see it and be moved enough to gift the sisters with backstage passes to meet Ali's idol.

And we have a feeling this move might work. How come? A certain Twitter user with 25 million followers posted the video and included a message himself to Ellen: @theellenshow i think you should check these people out. u know people who know people...

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Fans at a minor league baseball game in Florida saw the rarest of ejections Wednesday: the home team's DJ got tossed for playing "Three Blind Mice"!

In Daytona's contest against Fort Myers on August 1, the home plate umpire whipped around and abruptly angrily ejected the "music guy" on the spot.

The ejection was captured on video, too. Watch it below:

The DJ, Derek Dye, was guilty of playing a non-lyrical rendition of "Three Blind Mice." The umpire demanded no music or PA announcements from then on.

As the announcers reveled in the bizarre awesomeness of Dye's ejection, the Daytona faithful booed the bitter ump and rallied behind their Cubbies.

Dayton won a squeaker, 2-1. Cubs win, music or not!

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Last week, Conan O'Brien unveiled Chaz the Intolerant Chicken, a new mascot for fast food company Chick-fil-A to use after a key sponsor, The Jim Henson Company, cut ties with them following management's anti-gay marriage comments.

Wednesday, with the story going full steam - it was Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day, in which fans and conservative figures like Sarah Palin threw their support behind the embattled restaurant chain - Chaz returned to Conan's TBS show.

Spoiler alert: Chaz is narrow-minded and enjoys innuendo.

Watch and listen to their frank, NSFW dialogue below ...

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The headline above, and video below, speak for themselves.

Having racked up massive Girl Scout Cookie sales earlier this year - 60 boxes, people, or six times the usual 10! - this poor 11-year-old decided to do a celebratory dance on a video blog commemorating the accomplishment.

As sometimes happens with spontaneous dances (and live recordings, and adolescence in general) however, she inexplicably fell down hard, bursting into tears.

Nothing a few Thin Mints can't help, we hope ...

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In awesome news, a Westboro Baptist Church protest was overshadowed Friday as a horde of "zombies" arrived to counter the radical group's efforts.

Demonstrators dressed as the undead swarmed a DuPont, Wash. military base that the infamous Kansas-based church was in the process of picketing.

After hearing that Westboro planned ta protest at Joint Base Lewis-McChord, south of Seattle, 27-year-old Melissa Neace decided to mobilize her own.

"We wanted to turn something negative around, into something people could laugh at and poke fun at," Neace said. Mission accomplished ...

She called her Facebook group, Zombie'ing Westboro Baptist Church AWAY from Fort Lewis, "the easiest way to divert attention from something so hateful."

About 300 counter-protesters showed up in varying degrees of zombie garb, far outnumbering the visibly overwhelmed picketers from Westboro.

"I think that their message is very hateful, and Jesus was not a hateful person. He loved everybody," one of the counter-protesters told KIRO.

While it is unclear why Westboro Baptist Church targeted the DuPont military base for its latest effort, the group frequently pickets military funerals.

The group, whose protests are legal under the First Amendment, believes war deaths are God's punishment for America's tolerance of homosexuality.

Because they can't legally be removed from the premises, counter-protests like the DuPont zombies took part in are becoming increasingly popular.

Earlier this month, thousands of people in red shirts formed a "human wall" around a fallen soldier's funeral to block the anti-gay protesters.

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A reporter for Sky News was covering the 2012 London Olympic Games when a playful soccer fan decided to interrupt his live broadcast with a kiss.

The reporter tried to resist her advances, but the blonde fan wasn't having it, wrapping her hand around his head and pulls him in for a wet one.

The awkward moment was even more strange as the unnamed reporter was fasting for Ramadan, where one refrains from food, drink, and sexual contact.

As his colleagues laughed, the reporter joked: “I am truly fasting.”

At least the nice girl had the courtesy to say “thank you.” Here’s the video of the Olympic reporter getting a kiss from one of his adoring fans ...

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Kate Gosselin is shopping around a new reality show about her search for fame love, and ABC's Jimmy Kimmel already has the perfect hook for it.

Think The Bachelorette meets Deadliest Catch.

What happens when you take 12 men, have Sarah Palin shoot them with tranquilizers and release them onto an island for Kate and her kids to hunt them like wild animals, with the last victim standing forced into a lifetime of wedded bliss suffering?

The promo for Escape From Gosselin Island!

The title and premise of Kimmel's parody above are pretty much 100 percent accurate, but what would you name a Kate Gosselin reality show?

 

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Adrien Broner defeated Vicente Escobedo by fifth round TKO on Sunday night, improving his record to 24-0.

But the boxer didn't have time to speak with HBO's Max Kellerman about the victory afterward because he had a very important question for girlfriend Arie Nicole.

He got down on one knee, looked his woman in the eyes and proposed... something. Watch for yourself and wonder how Broner didn't end up with a black eye as a result of this stunt: