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Small-time Arlen's Transmission in Burbank, Calif., is the talk of the web after the local auto repair shop put out a hilariously offbeat music video ad.

Catchy beat. Hot girls dancing. Suggestive lyrics awkwardly spoken by Arlen and his amazing accent (and his even more amazing facial hair).

This ad's got it all! Check it out below, you won't be disappointed:

Will the 550,000-plus YouTube views this thing has gotten over the past few days actually bring in any more customers to Arlen's Transmission?

Unclear. But regardless, this man is winning at life.

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Earlier this week, Kevin Spacey was in Boston, where the acclaimed actor visited a number of Marathon bombing victims and law enforcement officials.

And photobombed a woman while out for a jog. And it was awesome.

Kevin Spacey Photobomb

It's unclear why the House of Cards star had the urge to interrupt this woman's candid Kodak moment, or why he shouted "Photobomb!" in the process.

Which he supposedly did, before nonchalantly jogging away.

If there were an Oscar for Photobombs, Kevin would win.

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Offering candid assessments of their less-than-stellar accommodations, some prison inmates are having way too much fun with review site Yelp.

Yes, purported inmates, employees and visitors have all been logging on to dish the details about penitentiaries from Rikers Island to San Quentin.

Prison Pic

“Overall, the jail was pretty miserable,” one disgruntled reviewer wrote about a recent stay at Cook County Jail in Illinois after an arrest in Chicago.

“The beds were very uncomfortable and my bunkmate was frequently rude."

It wasn't a total catastrophe, however. The joint still earned 2/5 stars!

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This little kid's note to his father has gone viral on Reddit, and it's easy to see why. It willmake you smile, cringe, laugh and slap your head at the same time.

The back story: Dad cooked breakfast. The youngster enjoyed it.

Thus, this note was written, proclaiming Dad the best cook ever.

At least that's what we assume he meant by the last two words.

Cute Kid Note

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Without a doubt, Red Pandas were already winning at life.

Acting all cute. Looking like an awesome fox-raccoon hybrid Dr. Seuss critter. Not overhyped like their giant panda brethren. Inspiring the web browser known as Firefox.

They are one cool ass species by any measure, but did you know they could do gymnastics too? Watch one do his thing at a panda preserve in Fuzhou, China.

How many pull-ups can you do, cross-fitters?

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A Barbie doll reading Rebecca Martinson's absolutely insane Delta Gamma sorority email that went viral last week? Pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Yes. But it's still hilarious.

While not quite equaling the gravitas of Michael Shannon's reenactment of the screed, YouTube's Most Popular Girls In School show had Barbie read the thing.

The result is fairly freaking amazing.

There's nothing quite like watching a smiling, innocent-looking Barbie berate her fellow sisters whilst saying "double f**king newsflash" or "c*nt punt."

Handjobs and salutations to all.

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Jimmy Kimmel took his recurring “Lie Witness News” segment to Coachella last weekend, in an effort to get the perspective of festival-goers on various bands.

Ones that do not actually exist.

“Music fans love knowing about bands no one else has heard of," he dryly noted, then decided to take this idea to an entirely different, absurd level.

"So we sent a camera crew to Coachella, and we asked people walking into the venue what they thought about a bunch of bands whose names we made up.”

Among the awesome band names Kimmel and his correspondent invented: Dr. Shlomo & G.I. Clinic, The Chelsea Clintons and Get The F**k Out of My Pool.

Two Door Cinema Club is actually real, however, to make it even more confusing.

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Celebrities love to share their thoughts on Twitter.

Isn't that right, Amanda Bynes? Kim Kardashian?

This isn't to say that said Tweets are pearls of wisdom, or even coherent. In many cases, they are of little use and may be more confusing than anything.

With this in mind, a new YouTube video pays homage to some of the best Tweets from celebrities in music video form, because it was only a matter of time.

Check it out below and sing along!

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When an insane sorority girl email from a University of Maryland student to her Delta Gamma sisters leaked online, people were stunned. Appalled.

Shocked. Falling over laughing. So many emotions.

Whatever you made of her strongly-worded expletive-ridden rant, it clearly required a spoke-word reading by a performer with gravitas. Enter Michael Shannon.

Watch below as the thespian (Boardwalk Empire, Take Shelter, Revolutionary Road) and his commanding presence bring the email to life for Funny or Die:

While the text of the email posted by THG initially listed the author's name as Julia, she was later revealed as Rebecca Martinson. Well played, Rebecca.

Now please see the UMD Counseling office.

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