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Taylor Swift makes being 22 look pretty fun in her latest music video.

32? Not quite as blissfully care-free, according to this new parody.

While Taylor Swift's "22" music video implies that the singer and her girlfriends are having the time of their lives, with bright futures ahead, just give it time.

By 32, they'll be tired, jaded, broke alcoholics.

Farewell hipster sunglasses, perpetual smiles and staying up all night having a blast. Hello, sweatpants, wine, cheese, wrinkles and perpetual exhaustion.

Good times.

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Vadering.

Forget Planking, Tebowing, Eastwooding, T'eoing, Harlem Shaking and McKayla Maroney-ing. This Star Wars-inspired craze is the latest web photo meme!

The gist? It features one guy using the Sith Lord's famous Force Grip on a hapless victim who happens to be in mid-air while choking and gasping for air.

Because Darth Vader is badass like that.

Vadering

With Episode VII in the works and Star Wars day (May the Fourth be with you) just over a month away, expect Vadering to gain steam in the weeks ahead.

Dark Side FTW!

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YouTube has announced that it is shutting itself down until 2023 for a very good reason:

The company has gathered together a team of judges to pour over millions of submissions and select the greatest video in the history of the Internet.

Will it be Charlie Bit My Finger? Kids React to Grumpy Cat? David After Dentist? Girl Laments Dead Wisdom Teeth?

The world will find out in 10 years, as discussed below, when the winner is awarded with a brand new MP3 player and a $500 dollar stipend.

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Google. What those web geniuses won't think of next.

A video introducing Google Nose (below) explains that the company's new BETA program allows users to "search for smells." Google Nose what it's doing!

How does it do this? Essentially, the product intersects "photons with infrasound waves" and "temporarily aligns molecules to emulate a particular scent."

There's even an Android version. These guys think of everything.

Once again, Google is redefining what's possible.

Or not. It's obviously not a real thing. April Fools!

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Getting one's wisdom teeth pulled.

It may cause pain for the patient, but - my, oh my! - how it can lead to hilarity for everyone else.

In what must be considered one of the greatest viral videos in human history, the young woman in the following footage just got her teeth taken out... and she can barely stand to look at the victims in her hand.

"I deserve the pain. I took lives," a bawling Abbie Kritz says. "They were just trying to help me chew. And I didn't accept them."

Seriously, it gets better from there. Watch now:

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We've all asked random strangers to snap photos of us with friends before, but prankster Magic of Rahat just added a hilarious twist to this time-honored ritual.

He and a friend camped out on LA's Sunset Strip and asked strangers for a pic ... with only one guy posing with his arm around an imaginary friend.

The clearly weirded-out peeps oblige, after which Rahat shows the resulting photo to them and says, "Hang on, take another, my friend's eyes are closed."

The photographer is then shown an image, previously taken, containing his actual friend in the same pose, leading to some confused, insanity-inducing reactions:

If you swear you recognize Rahat, at least you are not crazy.

He was also the genius behind the invisible driver prank.

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A video uploaded several months ago poses the age old question:

Who wants a fake unicorn, when you could have the real thing!?

Although this poor little girl's mom tries to calm her down, the youngster is inconsolable when it comes to the lack of legit unicorn(s) in her life. Understandable.

"I just really want a real live unicorn!" she sobs.

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Some guy became a viral star this week after denying his girlfriend ice cream not once, but twice at an NBA game ... hey, it was mint chocolate chip, okay?

The poor girl just wanted a small taste, but without ever taking his eyes off the enthralling Magic-Pacers tilt, Ice Cream Guy and his beard were NOT having it.

The NBA "analysts" back in the studio had way too much fun deconstructing this clip, and the duo's clearly troubled relationship, afterward as well.

Take a look at the video breakdown below:

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Henry DiCarlo got Bart Simpsoned this week.

KTLA weatherman Henry DiCarlo was reading off a list of birthdays when he came upon 10-year old "Hugh Janus," sending out well wishes to that young man… until his colleagues started to crack up and DiCarlo realized he got "punked."

Cue non-stop, on-air laughter, following by DiCarlo offering up the following assurance: "Hopefully there's not a 10-year old with that name out there."

Watch the tremendous clip now and be thankful someone on set was up to date on his Simpsons quotes:

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What happens after happily ever after in Disney movies? This awesome viral video answers that question, and let's just say it ain't pretty for Ariel & Co.

Jon Cozart's “After Ever After” tells the tragic tales of Disney heroines such as Jasmine, Belle, and Pocahontas after the credits roll - and in four-part harmony.

Take a look below, and be sure to cover your kids' ears:

Long story short, Ariel is worried about the BP oil spill, Jasmine’s beau may be at Guantanamo, Belle is accused of bestiality, and Pocahontas is out for blood.

Probably better that Disney didn't make those sequels.

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