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The official royal Kate Middleton portrait was revealed in England last week.

Not surprisingly, the Internet had a field day meme-ing the crap out of it.

  • Kate as Joker
  • Kate Middleton Official Portrait

Why spoof the pregnant, elegant, classy Duchess' official portrait in the style of Heath Ledger's Joker from The Dark Knight, you might ask?

Why not do it may be the more appropriate question. The stuffy, uptight royals are just asking for it sometimes. And come on, it's just funny.

Take a look at some more classic, doctored Kate Middleton pics post-jump:

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Today is the big day - the day of the The No Pants Subway Ride, an annual global event started by Improv Everywhere in New York City in 2002, wherein participants strip down to their underwear but otherwise carry on with their normal daily routine.

Lindsay Lohan refers to this simply as "Monday."

There's even a UK equivalent, the No Trousers Tube Ride (above).

That's just hilarious.

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Move over McKayla Maroney.

Tommy Lee Jones is here to show you what it means to truly be unimpressed by something noteworthy.

Among the highlights of last night's Golden Globe Awards, Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig presented the trophy for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy.

But while everyone at home and everyone in attendance laughed uproariously at their attempt to praise the nominees - for movies they apparently never watched - Jones looked more angry than entertained.

Like, a lot more angry. See for yourself in this reaction shot:

Tommy Lee Jones at the Golden Globes

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Last night’s Miss America pageant saw Mallory Hagan win the coveted tiara, but also offered a host of fascinating, LOL-tastic revelations from the contestants.

For example, Miss Iowa (whose real name is Mariah Carey, seriously) says she only supports marijuana for medical or recreational use ... so basically everything:

Meanwhile, Miss California Leah Cecil thinks euthanasia is a vaccine apparently:

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The Obama Administration issued a response to an online petition asking the White House to commission an intergalactic Death Star a la Star Wars.

Sadly, it rejected the request.

  • Obama Death Star!
  • P O T U S

Guess The Force was not strong enough with this petition.

Claiming it would cost an estimated $850,000,000,000,000,000 and that "the administration does not support blowing up planets," Obama nixed the idea.

The White House was forced to offer an official response, since the petition garnered the requisite 25,000 signatures on the WeThePeople petitioning system.

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As practical jokes go, the Invisible Driver Drive-Thru Prank - as created and filmed by compulsive prankster and magician Rahat - ranks in the upper tier.

For this trick, members of the audience, Rahat builds a seat cover that looks just like the seat in his Nissan, then puts it over himself while he's driving.

The result? What appears to be a car that drives itself ... and has a real craving for fast food. Delish. Watch Rahat's hilarious demonstration below:

Among the choice reactions:

  • "Instagram that joint!" - Apparently people say this.
  • "Oh snap!" - Apparently people still say this.

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This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by a Drug Free THG.

And the genius who created and posted this gem of a meme on Reddit:

Lindsay Lohan, Cocaine

Let this comparison of Lindsay Lohan, 26 going on 50, and Patrick Stewart, 72 going on 50, serve as a cautionary tale - not that it's the first of its kind.

Exhibit B: Notable female Mean Girls cast members then and now.

Exhibit C: Lindsay vs. Glee's Dianna Agron, also born in 1986.

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If you're still using your hands to answer your iPhone 5, well, obviously you're missing out. N00b. Let this Japanese guy show you how it's DONE, son.

This dude demonstrates the ballerest way to pick up the hottest phone ever - a custom, state-of-the-art quick-draw contraption. Bow down to the master.

Because hands are for punks.

After seeing his diagram and demonstration, two thoughts come to mind:

  1. This guy is King of the Internet, at least until the next video we post in 15 minutes.
  2. We really need one of those in 17 months when we can get an iPhone upgrade.

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This classic video from Seattle's King5 (dot) com shows the graphic extent to which old man winter can absolutely own and punish the average citizen.

At least one without aggressive snow tires and/or competence.

These two minutes go out to anyone who's ever slipped on ice, gotten stuck in the snow or just plain cursed the weather during this particular time of the year.

It could be worse. You could be this guy (or the 29 people he hit):

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Rap duo Tweenchronic has a new single out that's BURNING up the Internet.

Tweenchronic is the latest creation of writer/producer Patrice Wilson, mastermind of Rebecca Black's "Friday" and later Nicole Westbrook's "It's Thanksgiving."

Listen to them teach foolz how to "Skip Rope" with a dubstep swagger now:

Will Tweenchronic's dance craze known as the "skip rope" catch on like wildfire?

Maybe, maybe not. But if Kate Upton does it a la the Cat Daddy, we're all for it.

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