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Game of Thrones Season 3 is off and running, as more and more TV viewers tune in to scowl at Joffrey and laugh at Tyrion.

But there's one contingent of fans who aren't smiling, despite their affection for the residents of Westeros - and The Axis of Awesome speaks for them in a hilarious new music video.

Titled "Rage of Thrones," the song sends a message to bandwagon jumpers who think they've discovered something new and amazing in the HBO series... even though George R.R. Martin wrote the first book in 1996.

Watch the Axis take anger-filled issue with those very late to the Game now:

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It looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend has met her match.

In fact, this guy could be even more creepily obsessed.

A funny viral video entitled "ONE NIGHT misunderSTANDing" (stylizing intended) begins in the aftermath of what was casual sexual encounter ... for her.

All she wants to do is move on with her day, and life, but he's ready to move on in, tell his mom and raise the baby (not) inside of her. Check it out:

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As workout equipment goes, exercise balls seem like easy enough to use and enjoy. These people found out the hard way, though, that they will PUNISH you.

This compilation of some of the most awkwardly awesome exercise ball snafus shows us some fantastic eff-ups, flops and fails ... the holy trinity of pain.

Even if you're not into laughing at the misfortune of others, you can just use this as an excuse to sit around and be lazy today instead of hitting the gym.

See? The video has something for everyone.

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The Internet's most favoritest, grumpiest cat turned 1 this week.

As you can imagine, it sucked. This is Grumpy Cat after all.

Grumpy Cat Birthday

Despite achieving more in a year than most of us could dream about in a lifetime - fame, fortune, meeting Ian Somerhalder at SXSW - Tardar Saurce remains incorrigible.

One can sympathize here. Birthdays often fail to live up to expectations, even for eternal optimists. People make such a BFD about them, and for what?!

Ooooh, you didn't die in 12 whole months!? Whoop-dee-doo.

Anyway, hopefully year two will eat it slightly less maybe?

Happy birthday, Grumps.

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If you got a girl pregnant during a one-night stand, at your parents' house no less, and then had to tell your mother about it ... how do you think that would go?

Would she be crushed? Irate? Speechless?

Needless to say, this guy who accomplished exactly that probably wasn't expecting the dreaded sit-down with mum to turn out quite the way it did.

Take a look:

This was posted on Reddit Wednesday; it's not clear why one would choose to record such a thing ... but the same goes for a lot of things on the Internet.

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Taylor Swift makes being 22 look pretty fun in her latest music video.

32? Not quite as blissfully care-free, according to this new parody.

While Taylor Swift's "22" music video implies that the singer and her girlfriends are having the time of their lives, with bright futures ahead, just give it time.

By 32, they'll be tired, jaded, broke alcoholics.

Farewell hipster sunglasses, perpetual smiles and staying up all night having a blast. Hello, sweatpants, wine, cheese, wrinkles and perpetual exhaustion.

Good times.

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Vadering.

Forget Planking, Tebowing, Eastwooding, T'eoing, Harlem Shaking and McKayla Maroney-ing. This Star Wars-inspired craze is the latest web photo meme!

The gist? It features one guy using the Sith Lord's famous Force Grip on a hapless victim who happens to be in mid-air while choking and gasping for air.

Because Darth Vader is badass like that.

Vadering

With Episode VII in the works and Star Wars day (May the Fourth be with you) just over a month away, expect Vadering to gain steam in the weeks ahead.

Dark Side FTW!

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YouTube has announced that it is shutting itself down until 2023 for a very good reason:

The company has gathered together a team of judges to pour over millions of submissions and select the greatest video in the history of the Internet.

Will it be Charlie Bit My Finger? Kids React to Grumpy Cat? David After Dentist? Girl Laments Dead Wisdom Teeth?

The world will find out in 10 years, as discussed below, when the winner is awarded with a brand new MP3 player and a $500 dollar stipend.

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Google. What those web geniuses won't think of next.

A video introducing Google Nose (below) explains that the company's new BETA program allows users to "search for smells." Google Nose what it's doing!

How does it do this? Essentially, the product intersects "photons with infrasound waves" and "temporarily aligns molecules to emulate a particular scent."

There's even an Android version. These guys think of everything.

Once again, Google is redefining what's possible.

Or not. It's obviously not a real thing. April Fools!

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Getting one's wisdom teeth pulled.

It may cause pain for the patient, but - my, oh my! - how it can lead to hilarity for everyone else.

In what must be considered one of the greatest viral videos in human history, the young woman in the following footage just got her teeth taken out... and she can barely stand to look at the victims in her hand.

"I deserve the pain. I took lives," a bawling Abbie Kritz says. "They were just trying to help me chew. And I didn't accept them."

Seriously, it gets better from there. Watch now:

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