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Heidi Montag showed off her newly-enhanced body in Las Vegas this weekend.

It does not look good.

For someone who claims to be all spiritual, she really desecrated pretty much all God gave her in favor of man-made breasts and a plastic-looking face.

Way to go, Heidi!

Seriously, how pissed is Spencer Pratt right now? You could get a blow-up doll that resembles this for so cheap, and not even have to make pillow talk ...

This is actually Heidi Montag, not a wax replica!

As you can see, not even an steel-reinforced bikini top can contain Heidi's DDD (E?) breasts, which prove there is a threshold in which bigger is no longer better.

Holy freaking crap. Just so wrong. Much as been made of the recent Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacle, and here you can see the result on display in all its glory.

The results of the latest round, that is. The Hills star had plenty of work done long before she underwent 10 additional operations in a single day earlier this year.

If you're considering plastic surgery you need to be talked out of, or enjoy ogling once-cute girls who now resemble cartoons, there's more where this came from.

Click to enlarge pics of Heidi lounging poolside below ...

Heidi Montag looked way better ...

Keri Hilson performed our National Anthem at the Atlanta Hawks-Los Angeles Lakers game Wednesday and in our opinion, really didn't do the thing justice.

The right lyrics might have helped.

Hilson belted out “The Star Spangled Banner” in front of thousands of Hawks fans, which included musical peers and fellow Atlanta residents T.I., Jeezy, The-Dream and Monica, who were all on hand inside Philips Arena to witness the affair.

Fortunately, the home team delivered a convincing win, because the night didn't exactly start out strong as Keri Hilson forgot the words to the iconic song.

The murmurs from the crowd are hilarious ...

Keri Hilson Sings National Anthem

Hilson, who was linked to Chris Brown lately, at least hung tough through the mishap and finished the song. She also didn't beat Rihanna at any point.

Resurgent Tonight Show host Jay Leno was recently asked to pose with a fan during a segment on the street, but it looks said fan had something up his sleeve.

Or on his hand. Sarah Palin style.

Jay may have shamelessly ousted successor Conan O'Brien and muscled his way back into his old job at NBC, but the redhead's supporters have not forgotten.

Check out what this guy posted on Facebook. Hilarious:

COCO = Conan O'Brien. FTW = For the win. Special thanks to one of our interns for pointing these things out. Finally, we're getting our money's worth outta these kids.

She's back.

The Twilight Saga fan we dubbed as a "complete nut job" for her reaction to the New Moon trailer has now videotaped herself watching the official Eclipse preview for the first time.

Because she posts these on YouTube, we'd like to think she's playing up her response on purpose, in order to earn hits and attention. But it's hard to say.

The complete and utter craziness enthusiasm certainly appears legitimate, doesn't it? Do you think she's aware that Robert Pattinson is not a vampire? Or that most of the scenes/storylines from the movies aren't even original? Assuming she's read the book series, how shocking can these developments really be?

But, hey, whatever makes you hyperventilate and react like someone just discovered the cure for cancer happy...

Nutty Twilight Fan

You gotta give it to Heidi Montag here. Mocking her own plastic surgery addiction as part of an effort to urge Congress and consumers to enact fiscal reform? Genius.

The Hills star is now joining the rest of the country in laughing at The Hills star with the help of Funny or Die and director Ron Howard, who created this new video.

The goal? To urge Congress to enact financial reform.

"I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard," Montag said. "He was kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable ... feel so confident in my talent."

Whatever that might consist of.

Heidi Montag's "talent" is on full display. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

In any case, Montag's video is part of a series by the Americans for Financial Reform that urges, among other things, massive call-ins throughout the week to push Congress toward forming a strong, independent Consumer Financial Protection Agency.

Heidi jokes in the pseudo PSA that reality stars who max out their credit cards for unnecessary plastic surgery need financial relief. What is a poor gal to do?!

Funny and Die is working on additional videos to urge the government to act on and pass financial reform. Follow the jump to see Heidi Montag do her part ...

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Snowboarder Scotty Lago bolted the Winter Olympics after a racy photo surfaced of him inviting girls to kiss his bronze medal. While it hung around his waist.

The third-place finisher in the men's halfpipe snowboarding event voluntarily left after the risque photos of a woman kissing and biting his ... medal surfaced.

The 22-year-old free spirit was snapped with his bronze medal around his waist and the hardware hung over his groin area on a public street late Thursday.

Pretty rad display all around. A second shot showed a woman biting the medal, but this time Scotty Lago held it up by the logo on his Team USA T-shirt.

Hey, a dude's gotta celebrate.

KISS OFF: Snowboarder Scotty Lago is in hot water with the U.S. Olympic Committee and Snowboard Association after inviting the ladies to kiss deez bronze medalz.

In response to the controversy, Lago apologized to the U.S. Olympic Committee and the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Association, which required its athletes to attend a special program prior to the games to avoid potential PR nightmares.

That was time well spent! Association President and CEO Bill Marolt said:

"Scotty Lago is a great athlete, but with that talent comes a responsibility of proper conduct, and his involvement in this situation is not acceptable."

"With that said, Scotty realizes that his conduct was inappropriate. He has formally apologized and also made a decision to leave Vancouver today."

Reports say his "voluntary" departure was prompted by an ultimatum from the U.S. Olympic Committee: say you're sorry and go or we kick you out.

No further action against the Seabrook, N.H. native appears likely. In other Olympics news, how about those Lindsey Vonn photos?! Hot damn!

A couple days after stating that Miley Cyrus was not his type, Justin Bieber may have found his future wife.

If he's willing to wait 15-20 years, that is.

A three-year old fan of the young singer was filmed by her mother this week, expressing her undying affection for Bieber through tears, sniffles and more tears. We try not to laugh at children very often, but this is sweet, hilarious stuff:

Tears Over Justin Bieber

We haven't seen anyone get this emotional since that crazy nut job watched the New Moon trailer for the first time.

** UPDATE: YouTube has taken down this video. Darn them!

Michael Scott would be proud of Dalton Duncan.

A photo of a detention notice issued to the latter, a middle school student, has been making the rounds online, and let's just say the kid knows The Office quotes.

According to the report, a student made the (innocent) comment "you need to push it in further." The offender's reply: "That's what she said!" Bam! Never gets old!

Well played, Dalton. Well. Played.

Sure, it's rude, but you have to credit the kid's sense of humor. All we have to say to the reader that emailed us this story: Thanks for putting it in our box!

Someone? Anyone?

A national arrest warrant has been issued in France against U.S. cyclist Floyd Landis in connection with a hacking operation in which he allegedly attempted to change the results of a failed drug test. That's not one you hear every day!

Landis has been linked to a case involving stolen computer data from an anti-drug laboratory. French judge Thomas Cassuto is seeking to question Landis about his alleged connection to a hacking operation that targeted the lab.

That sounds like the most poorly-hatched plot since John Edwards' idea to gank a diaper from his love child and bribe a doctor to fake a paternity test.

Nice try, Floyd Landis. But we have to give you credit for trying to cheat the system to cover up your previous cheating of the system. Go big or go home, right?

Pierre Bordry, the president of the French anti-doping agency, accused Floyd Landis of having a link to the computer hackers. Cassuto also issued a national warrant for Arnie Baker, a longtime Floyd Landis coach and adviser.

"Landis used the hacked files for his defense," said Bordry, referring to Landis' infamous appeal before an anti-doping arbitration hearing in California.

"He wanted to show the lab made mistakes in handling the tests."

Landis was stripped of his 2006 Tour de France victory after testing positive for high levels of testosterone. His appeal of the decision was rejected.

The Women's Media Center is not the only organization angry at CBS for approving the controversial Tim Tebow Super Bowl commercial that espouses an anti-abortion viewpoint.

A singing group called the South Florida Raging Grannies has a message for the network, one we can't print on this family website. Check it out below:

Raging Grannies

Regardless of where you stand on abortion, let's give Tebow a break:

Based on his evaluation by pro scouts, this is likely the only chance he'll ever have to actually star on Super Bowl Sunday.