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Sasha Obama let out a big yawn during her father's inaugural address today, making for a moment she will never, ever live down at home.

Kids will be kids.

During one pause by President Barack Obama, cameras cut to Sasha, sister Malia, and mother Michelle Obama; Sasha yawned for the whole U.S. to see.

One can sympathize with Sash. She'd been to church, attended Katy Perry's inauguration performance and witnessed a swearing-in ceremony in 24 hours.

She's also 11, and the speech - while stirring in rhetoric, moving in its evocation of American greatness, and inspiring in its grandeur - was a tad boring.

Sorry Barack.

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Tough times call for creative measures these days.

A video has surfaced of a woman willing to do nearly anything to avoid parking fees, including pretending to be a ghost and scaring the attendant.

When she rolls up, he notices something amiss right away - much like the invisible driver prank we posted a week or two ago - but things take a scary turn.

This has got to be staged, we're guessing, simply because of the nature of the Internet these days (and the fact that the guy bolts almost too quickly).

Still, it's worth watching either way:

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Yesterday, firearms enthusiasts held the first-ever Gun Appreciation Day.

January 19 was a day organized to encourage people to buy more guns.

In honor of this special, Second Amendment-celebrating occasion, here are 19 proud Americans who definitely don't need to be buying any more guns:

A few important disclaimers here:

  • For every one of the individuals shown above, there are 100 responsible, law-abiding, and more importantly, competent gun owners ... we really hope.
  • No one was hurt in this video, so it's okay to laugh.
  • Please don't play with guns, you kids. Please.

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In a hilarious case of why you may want to give photos a once-over before uploading them online, a woman posted naked shots of herself while trying to sell a dress on eBay.

Then again, this may have actually increased demand for the item.

A young woman from Oxfordshire, England - eBay username sugartit_2 - decided to sell off her "Asos yellow Skater Dress 10" and took a picture of it.

Near a mirror that reflected her mostly naked body. HOT!

Naked eBay Seller

Naturally, it wasn't long before this was screen-grabbed and Tweeted, trending with the hashtag #ebayyellowskaterdress. Was sugartit_2 mortified?

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Even dogs are using Skype to maintain long-distance relationships nowadays.

In this fun viral video, a pair of canine pals communicate in a video chat ... which soon turns somewhat heated for reasons we humans aren't privy to.

Seems like these two have some issues to hash out ...

Arguing over who sniffed who at the dog park this morning? Whether or not Congress should raise the debt ceiling? The NFC Championship Game spread?

We may never know.

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Jennifer Lawrence appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and discussed a variety of topics, most notably a photo that's been making the rounds.

Is it her ass or someone else's? The Hunger Games and Silver Linings Playbook beauty says she has no problem admitting she's un-photogenic, but come ON.

Watch the 22-year-old star hilariously discuss her love for celebrity gossip magazines and a very, very unflattering photo of her backside she found in one:

Dave and Jen also discussed her "I Beat Meryl" Golden Globe speech, their mutual disdain for all things Twitter, and how she got so good at acting.

Follow the link for three more classic clips:

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Kevin Durant, one of NBA's renowned good guys, has come under scrutiny for his on-court language and demeanor ... from his own grandmother.

After his Oklahoma City Thunder defeated the Phoenix Suns Monday, Durant's grandma congratulated him on the win via text, with a side of scolding:

Durant Text

"Kev kev stop cussing so much they be showing u when u do," she wrote.

His reply: "Haha sorry grandma I be so emotional, I love u ..."

Durant then shared a screenshot of the exchange with his 960,000 Instagram followers on Tuesday, with the appropriate caption "sorry grandma lol."

Even multimillionaire NBA stars need to be kept in line by grandparents!

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In one of the nerdiest and most entertaining videos we've seen in awhile, CDZA and its co-founder offers a new take on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song.

Having run the lyrics through Google Translate and back.

Watch below as the site (which "creates musical experiences") puts the Will Smith / DJ Jazzy Jeff smash to the search engine auto-translation test ...

The lyrics were translated from English to the world's most spoken language (Mandarin), to the second most (Spanish), to the third most, to the fourth most, etc.

Then rapper Jeremie Harris does his hilarious thing, dropping awkwardly-phrased lyrical BOMBS that make you scratch your head and smile as you rock to the beat.

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The official royal Kate Middleton portrait was revealed in England last week.

Not surprisingly, the Internet had a field day meme-ing the crap out of it.

  • Kate as Joker
  • Kate Middleton Official Portrait

Why spoof the pregnant, elegant, classy Duchess' official portrait in the style of Heath Ledger's Joker from The Dark Knight, you might ask?

Why not do it may be the more appropriate question. The stuffy, uptight royals are just asking for it sometimes. And come on, it's just funny.

Take a look at some more classic, doctored Kate Middleton pics post-jump:

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Today is the big day - the day of the The No Pants Subway Ride, an annual global event started by Improv Everywhere in New York City in 2002, wherein participants strip down to their underwear but otherwise carry on with their normal daily routine.

Lindsay Lohan refers to this simply as "Monday."

There's even a UK equivalent, the No Trousers Tube Ride (above).

That's just hilarious.

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