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Donald Trump recently took a $2 million pounding for charity. But The Situation, one of the people who roasted The Donald, was really the joke of the night.

Talk about grenades. That's pretty much what the Jersey Shore star offered up to the audience at the Comedy Central event. The guy flat-out bombed.

If you haven't seen it, it's worse than you think. The silence, the boos, the look on Ice-T's face, the Donald looking dumbfounded at how unfunny he is ...

Comedy at its best, albeit of the unintentional variety. Watch now:

The Situation Roasts Donald Trump, Himself

Most 911 calls are not laughing matters, but this one? Man.

You really have to watch the video synopsis below to believe it, but to make a long story short, a dude broke into someone's house to take a shower.

That alone would be LOL material, but he proceeded to call the police on himself, then have a fairly polite exchange with the owner as she returned.

Words can't do it justice. Watch/listen to the hilariousness:

Showering Intruder Dials 911

Racking up millions of YouTube views and mentions on celebrity gossip sites like this one, Rebecca Black's "Friday" has become an instant Internet sensation.

Little did we know it was just a Bob Dylan cover sung by a no-talent hack.

The legendary singer of "Blowin' in the Wind," "Like a Rolling Stone," "The Times They Are a-Changin'" and other American anthems has such an incredible resume, some of his works are lost in the shuffle, hidden gems waiting to be discovered.

Maybe now, "Friday" will be recognized among Dylan's greatest hits:

Bob Dylan - Friday (Made Famous By Rebecca Black)

Follow the jump for Rebecca Black's unbearable version ...

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This has to be an SNL Digital Short, right? Although it hasn't happened yet, at some point, Andy Samberg will jump up from behind a bush in the following video, no?

That's the only explanation behind "Friday," a track released by random artist Rebecca Black. The single went viral over the weekend, soon after it was posted on Comedy Central's Tosh.0 blog. Since then?

It's racked up over five million YouTube hits, despite a lack of impressive vocals, an unknown singer behind autotuned lyrics, a video that makes no sense (why is Black waiting at a bus stop if her friends are picking her up?!?) and words that include how Friday is a great day and how "partying" is "fun, fun, fun."

It's a baffling Internet sensation, it's a product of a Los Angeles-based company called the Ark Music Factory and it's available here for your listening/bewildering pleasure:

Rebecca Black - Friday

Oh, Slow Loris. We love you and those big brown eyes. Doesn't he/she just make you wish you could play wistfully all day, not sit at your stupid computer?

We know. This has nothing at all to do with Hollywood news or celebrity gossip, but think about it. What's not to love about tiny animals holding umbrellas?

Exactly.

Slow Loris Holding Umbrella

Move over, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde and Carrie Underwood.

You're lucky that martial artist, actor, rugged tough guy and true American hero Chuck Norris, who turns 71 today, allowed you to be born March 10 as well.

Despite starring on Walker: Texas Ranger and compiling dozens of other TV and film credits, Norris' contribution to the Internet may be even more significant.

In 2005, a phenomenon known as the Chuck Norris Facts first surfaced. These feats attributable to Norris and Norris alone will forever cement his greatness:

Some little-known, irrefutable facts about Chuck Norris include ...

- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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When you think "pillow talk," you probably aren't picturing this.

Monday, Joel Madden went off on a Twitter rant about a recent purchase made by his wife, reality star and fashion designer Nicole Richie.

Let's just say Joel would not have made this particular buy:

Amen, man. You gotta hand it to Nicole, though, for her reply:

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When does the brother of a comedian, dryly reading lyrics from a newly-released track, actually sound better than the track itself?

When the artist of the single in question is Kim Kardashian.

On an episode of her E! talk show this week, Chelsea Handler took at aim an easy target and hit a humorous bulls-eye. She called out her brother to recite such gems from Kim's "Jam (Turn It Up)" as how the star is "feeling so good," and "feeling so right" and, of course, "feeling so great."

Could this be done with almost any top 40 pop song? Probably. But that doesn't make the clip any less funny...

Chelsea Handler Mocks Kim Kardashian

A collection of passengers waiting for a delayed flight at Buenos Aires’ Jorge Newbery Airport recently received a nice treat. An even better one than food vouchers.

Among the folks waiting for the plane was '80s pop icon Cyndi Lauper, who turned the terminal into an impromptu concert venue, belting out one of her classics.

As the singer performed "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" over the PA system, everyone joined in. If only this happened every time your flight got delayed ...

Cyndi Lauper Serenades Airport Crowd

Okay, so this is not really a Jennifer Aniston sex tape.

Among the many techniques utilized to get people to watch the actress in her new online ad for Smartwater was to erroneously promote it as one, however.

Courtesy of "three lovely Internet boys," who opt to name this "Jennifer Aniston sex tape" in homes of getting hits, Jen gets a crash course in viral videos.

The Smartwater ad is a giant in-joke homage to YouTube sensations from Keenan Cahill to dancing babies to guys getting kicked in the sack. Watch below ...

Jennifer Aniston Smartwater Ad