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In true David vs. Goliath fashion, Patrick Rogers of Philadelphia, Pa., triumphed over Wells Fargo after they tried to force him to pay a BS insurance premium.

Pat told Fox and Friends all about how he sucked the life out of Wells Fargo and bled them dry for ... sorry, dude is dressed like a vampire. It's hilarious.

If you can concentrate on the story and not just his fangs, Rogers' tale is one any homeowner will love. He turned the tables on WF and foreclosed on them!

Vampire Forecloses on Wells Fargo

By not responding to his inquires, Wells Fargo violated the Real Estate Settlement Procedures Act. Rogers was awarded a judgment, which the bank didn't pay.

At that point, Patrick took his crusade against the corporation to another level, beginning foreclosure proceedings on Wells Fargo's office. THEN he got paid.

Score one for the little undead creature of the night guy!

Every single day, an 82-year-old Memphis woman orders a large pepperoni pizza with two Diet Cokes from her local Domino's. Every single day. For three years.

Until one day, she did not. This was so alarming to delivery lady Susan Guy that she drove over anyway and called the police when no one answered the door.

It turns out the woman fell and couldn't get up. Thanks to Guy's initiative, she was rescued and is now resting comfortably at the hospital. Way to go, Susan!

Domino's Delivery Lady Saves Customer

Guy says she's just a delivery woman, but that day, she was a whole lot more. Who'd have guessed ordering Domino's would actually extend a human life?

Too soon? Possibly. Anyway, everybody's okay. That's what matters.

This girl is serious about her independence and career.

Seriously, do not even think of putting a ring on the cutie and expecting her to be some subservient trophy wife. This is the 21st Century, people.

In a video rant that could only be improved if "Independent Woman" by Destiny's Child were playing in the background, she steadfastly vows that she'll get a good job before she even thinks about marriage. Got that, fellas?

Did we mention she's five? Watch in aww/awe:

Five-Year-Old Career Girl

We've seen some awesome birthday cakes in our time, but this one based on the Angry Birds addiction/phenomenon takes the ... well, you know.

Created by Electricpig, the Angry Birds cake is actually playable, featuring a working catapult and several delicious flavors of iced birds as ammo.

Best of all (or worst for the creator), you can also eat the thing.

According to Mike Cooper, who created it for his son's sixth birthday, “It took 10 hours to make and 2 minutes to destroy.” Check it out here ...

Angry Birds Birthday Cake

Natalie Munroe, a high school English teacher in Pennsylvania's Central Bucks School District, has been suspended for going off on students in her blog.

After her school found out Munroe was writing blog posts about her students for her friends and family to enjoy, she was quickly suspended without pay.

"I don't think I did anything wrong," she said on Good Morning America.

Some of her best lines, which could easily be Sue Sylvester quotes if coupled with the Glee character's penchant for bullying, include these gems:

• "Although academically okay, your child has no other redeeming qualities."
• "I didn't realize one person could have this many problems."
• "There's no other way to say this, I hate your kid."
• "A complete and utter jerk in all ways."
• "I hear the trash company is hiring."

Her posts also reference "out of contol," "rude, lazy, disengaged whiners," and "rat-like," "frightfully dim" students who dress like "streetwalkers."

More details and a video interview with Munroe after the jump ...

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For a guy who began his standup career in the drug-fueled '80s, and who's accused of rampant adultery by his ex, Steve Harvey apparently doesn't get out much.

The Family Feud host was thrown for a loop this week by an answer to the following question on the game show: What is something that gets passed around?

When a contestant buzzed in and hilariously answered, "A joint," Steve was stunned. No, really, we don't think that shocked was feigned. It gets better, too.

Watch the clip below to see if that answer actually registered on the Feud survey, and whether a rival contestant, who went the opposite approach, topped it:

Steve Harvey on Family Feud: Pass the ...

Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester stars with Minka Kelly in The Roommate, in theaters Friday. If you ever need a roommate in real life, she's totally down!

As long as you abide by certain ground rules, of course. One in particular.

She's a great girl, but as Leighton explains in this College Humor video, there's one non-negotiable. Do as she says and this arrangement will work out great.

WARNING: The video contains excessive, hilarious, repetitive profanity.

Rooming With Leighton Meester

This is both hilarious and incredible.

The following clip is courtesy of a break during Today Show filming in 1994. In it, hosts Katie Couric and Bryant Gumbel disagree on the meaning of the "at" symbol and ask producers a question: What the heck is the Internet?!?

It's astounding to think about, really. As recently as 16 years ago, major network anchors had no clue about the World Wide Web. Fast forward fewer than two decades and even Sarah Palin has this thing mastered. Amazing.

What is the Internet?

You're off the hook, Gucci Mane. You no longer possess the most ridiculous tattoo in the history of mankind.

Incredibly, T-Pain has topped that rapper face-scarring ice cream cone by getting a permanent reminder of Facebook on his body. We wish we were making this up, but the artist recently returned from Hawaii with the following tattoo.

Tweeted T-Pain: I get a tatt every time I come to Hawaii. I think ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down.

Right. That's the only thing that would not make it sweet, dude.

Amid word that Snooki, Sitch, Pauly & Co. are headed to Italy this spring, a Taiwanese TV station has imagined - and animated - its take on how it sees Jersey Shore Season Four playing out. It'll make more sense when you watch it. Probably.

Seems like a fairly accurate portrayal ...

Taiwanese TV Imagines Jersey Shore in Italy

For another classic video from this same great news source, here's their version / reenactment of the infamous Tiger Woods scandal from December 2009 ...

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