Ever wonder what happens when you take the electric power of a taser and combine it with a sword (or multiple swords) and wield it at your friends?
This. Thank you again, Internet. Thank you.
If you're looking for some hot local cats, where are you gonna go?
To Adult Cat Finder, of course! How frisky are you feeling?!
Cats seeking fellow frisky felines on a faux online dating site? ME-OW!
"Having a hard time finding local cats in your area? Do you wish there was a way to connect instantly with one online, at any time? Now you can!" the site says.
"With Adult Cat Finder, you're never more than one click away from chatting with a hot, local cat in your area," it boasts, along with a "Try it out" button.
And unlike Adult Friend Finder, the pop-up window won't give you a virus. Just a live feed of Fluffy engaging in some compelling, albeit monosyllabic conversation.
Okay, so it's not a real site. It's still really funny.
A Maryland father claims that his seven-year-old son was suspended from school for chewing a breakfast Pop Tart into what appeared to be a gun.
According to local news reports, the child was suspended for two days.
"It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kind of looked like a gun but it wasn't," 7-year-old Josh Welch said.
Josh admits trying to create a masterpiece out of the breakfast pastry.
Baby elephant Navann may be the cutest thing on the whole Internet.
Yes, babies laughing at dogs may have something to say about that.
But nevertheless, with no cares, no worries, and no agenda other than romping around in the mud, the precious pachyderm is a sight to behold:
According to Mashable, Navann lives with his mom at the Elephant Nature Park in northern Thailand if you ever want to stop by and coo with joy in person.
As any parent knows, you can put your toddler in the crib, but you can't make him sleep. They're gonna do their thing in there, whatever that might be.
Still, imagine the parents' surprise in this case when they turned on their video monitor and saw exactly how son Jude was spending his "nap" time ...
Boom. Boom. One faceplant after another. Gotta work on perfecting that form!
This little guy could become an Olympic diver or a pro wrestler, given his apparent skill set. Look at him line up those falls with such precision at such a young age.
His folks, meanwhile, should send this to the Paranormal Activity 5 producers.
Tyler the Creator, a member of the hip-hop group Odd Future, photo bombed Donald Trump backstage at Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. And it was awesome.
The Celebrity Apprentice boss was posing with a fan for a picture after appearing on the talk show. That fan ended up with quite the surprise on his phone.
As a smiley Trump gave the thumbs-up to the camera, the rapper, standing behind him, lifted his shirt, stuck out his tongue and touched his nipples.
A hilarious viral video making the online rounds shows a hotel guest sneaking out to the hallway to dispose of a dirty room service tray, only to find himself locked out.
Buck ass naked.
The nude dude then awkwardly tries to avoid other guests and hides his junk with dirty dishes as he heads down to the lobby to ask the staff for a new key.
This has to be a hoax, right? A few things don't add up here:
Taylor Swift is never not on the radio.
Goats are never not yelling like people.
Okay, the first sentence rings truer than the second, but you probably get where we're going with this. Or you're just utterly confused. If so, sorry.
Anyway, behold the musical brilliance that is Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" and the viral Goats Yelling Like Humans video mashed up:
Don't even play the bestiality card, One Million Moms. Goat FTW.
UPDATE: Check out an alternate version after the jump!
Sorry, Jewish 13-year olds around the nation. But you can stop trying now: there's no way you'll come up with the best Bar Mitzvah invitation of 2013.
That honor belongs to a young man named Daniel, who raps about his life-altering event on May 11 in a video that is creating quite the viral sensation.
Set against the instrumental of "Welcome to Atlanta," the online invite includes appearances by Charles Barkley and the Mayor of Atlanta; is sponsored by Bacardi; and features a promise that there will be "straight kosher munchin."
Seriously, what more could one ask for when turning into a man? This is a must-watch, THGers:
What happens when the 2013 winner for Best Picture meets one of the most iconic Christmas movies of all-time?
The following hilarious video, that's what.
Some awesome person with way too much time on his/her hands has cut together scenes from Argo and Home Alone to create one of favorite mash-ups to date.
Forget the crisis in Iran. Someone forgot Kevin! Watch now: