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Every woman has that memory of their first period. Some are funny, some are average, all have an element of fear mixed with a bit of pride. 

The people over at Hello, Flo? They seem to have captured that feeling amazingly with this promo for their new service to help you get prepared.

Check out "Camp Gyno" below!

Don't think this is just for first-timers. Oh no ladies.

We can all get in on the fun as well! With a variety of care packages, from light to heavy, you can set up a monthly shipment just for you. Seriously.

Tampons, pads, and candy... it really is like Christmas every month. 

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Yesterday was Harry Potter's birthday and who better to wish him a happy 33rd than his best friend Ron Weasley?

No one, that's who. Which is why Ron himself stopped by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night to congratulate Harry on 33 years with a song.

Awww, such sad news. Hermione has left him. Perhaps it's because he is in his 30's, getting drunk on national television, and still wearing his high school robes. Get your act together Mr. Weasley!

Simon Pegg is the inebriated Ron Weasley and is making the rounds for his upcoming movie. Check him out in this The World's End featurette now!

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Twice in one week, cops in North Carolina were called out for disputes involving pizza. Amazingly enough, the two incidents were completely unrelated.

2 Million Dollar Pizza

Both stories are eerily similar as both men denied throwing pizza but cops were able to see through the untruths as there was evidence of splattered sauce and tossed pizza everywhere.

Jimmy Ray Poage initially claimed that he had thrown no pie, then later recanted saying his girlfriend was the first to fire. Despite his protests that he had changed clothes before the cops arrived, the officers found no pizza or pizza sauce on his clothing.

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Portuguese soccer god Cristiano Ronaldo is giving last month's Carly Rae Jepsen first pitch fail a run for its terrible money ... and he's a pro athlete!

Throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at the Dodgers game in Los Angeles last night, Ronaldo showed fans why he's made millions with his footwork.

He airmailed the catcher by a good five feet. Take a look:

Cristiano Ronaldo First Pitch

We'll give him a pass for at least getting it to the plate. Perhaps he was overcompensating out there, with Carly Rae's epic fail in the back of his mind.

Also, at least he didn't fall down fist-pumping a la Chad Qualls.

Check out the full video of his Ronaldo's first pitch below:

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There's something to be said for making sure no one is able to hack into your computer, no matter if you are a high powered attorney or even just the ad copy guy at a newspaper in Wales.

Unfortunately the Pembrokeshire Herald knows this all too well... now. They sent out their paper, well 20,000 copies of their paper, with a rather lewd edit to an Enterprise Rental Car advertisement.

Instead of the usual "we'll pick you up", the ad expounded with "Free pick-up from your home, office, repair shop, and c--cksucking."

How's that for service? 

Of course the newspaper immediately set out apologizing to their readers and have gone so far as to contact the police in the matter.

Good luck Pembrokeshire Herald, I saw the episode of The Simple Life when Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie changed the Sonic sign to "1/2 price anal salty wiener bugers" and I'm pretty sure they didn't even get fired.

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Chad Qualls is a pitcher for the Florida Marlins.

So he can be forgiven for not really knowing how to celebrate, considering the team stands at 40-65.

But that doesn't make the following mishap any less hilarious, as Qualls earned a big out in the eighth inning of a game against the Mets last night, preserving a 2-2 tie and then pumped his fist in exuberance...

... only to tumble to the ground as a result.

Chad Qualls Fist Pump Fail

This isn't the first time Qualls has had a problem remaining upright on the field.

He attempted a pickoff in June of last year and, well, scroll down now to see what transpired:

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This is somewhat random... and totally hilarious.

On The Tonight Show yesterday, Broadway star Kristin Chenoweth sang a version of her song "Popular" from the Tony Award-winning play "Wicked."

Only this take on the track was dedicated to the Anthony Weiner scandal and included such lyrics as "Become a monk, though they’ve seen your junk..." and also offered up some great advice to wife Huma Abedin.

Chenoweth told the political advisor to get "independent of her hubby" while he sports a "chat-room chubby."

Sorry, Sydney Leathers. You aren't included in this single, but it's still very much worth a viewing:

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Birds. Bees. Bugs. Dogs. Cats. Kim Kardashian.

One look at this video of Twerking animals and you come to realize that all creatures on this Earth are united by the suggestively hilarious dance craze.

It's in our DNA, people. We are one.

Which came first, the humping rituals of primitive beasts or Miley Cyrus Twerking? As with many of life's great mysteries, there is no clear answer.

What is clear is that such majestic maneuvering is not just a human pastime, even if we'd much rather watch the Scripps Ranch Twerk team than a cat's rear end.

Then again, that's just us.

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A Virginia Tech student recently asked Nirvana to record a video shout-out ... and may or may not be under the impression that Kurt Cobain is alive and/or a woman.

Nirvana's former label, Sub Pop, posted the letter they got from the VT student asking them to record this message to university students:

  • VT Letter
  • Kurt Cobain Picture

"What's up, Virginia Tech? This is Nirvana! Just wanted to wish you guys a Happy Homecoming Week and good luck at the game this Saturday. LETS [sic] GO HOKIES!"

The student would be happy to link back to Nirvana's Facebook and Twitter accounts, they said, and then added this kicker to further make the case:

"It presents great publicity for them, as well as Virginia Tech loves Nirvana. We'd love to have her in our video." Alongside the Ying Yang Twins, no less.

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Grumppuccino, the official coffee, mocha and vanilla beverage of surly Internet sensation Grumpy Cat, is coming to the market in September.

Grumppuccino

Blending coffee, mocha and vanilla flavors and featuring Grumpy Cat's famous meme-inspiring mug, the drink will be sold in stores and online.

The signature caffeinated beverage is another career accomplishment for Grumps (a.k.a. Tardar Sauce), who is also starring in webisodes for Friskies.

She also met Ian Somerhalder at SXSW.

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