While Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" video is dominating the headlines this week, she's got nothing on this girl in Missouri and her affinity for her local mall.

An ad for the East Hills Mall in St. Joseph, Mo., has everything you could want in a song about a mall, even if you never knew you wanted it in the first place:

Posted in: Commercials

Remember when your mother told you to make sure you looked presentable when you left home and put on clean underwear just in case and yadda yadda you stopped listening, 'cause what did she know?

Well, she knew. And you should've listened to her. Because what if you got arrested and the police had to take your MUG SHOT. Infamy. That's what would happen. 

Posted in: Celebrity Mug Shots

The countdown is on, y'all. Which countdown, you ask? The college football kickoff countdown. Soon, fans will pour onto campuses across the country for tailgating and team spirit. 

We know it's hard to believe, but some of those campuses are dry. SHOCK! HORROR!

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