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International Talk Like a Pirate Day, an excuse for shenanigans for buccaneer enthusiasts across the seven seas, is apparently a thing. And it's today's thing!

Every September 19, businesses use the faux-holiday as an excuse for promotions, i.e. Long John Silver giving away free whitefish if you just say “Arrr!”

Krispy Kreme doles out donuts to anyone doing the same, which was awkward for this guy who just had an eye problem and didn't know, but fun for everyone else!

As for how to celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day beyond the usual YARRRRRR-ing, that's really up to you and how devoted you are to this great idea.

We've put together some solid ideas after the jump:

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You've surely seen those stick figure family decals, where the minivan shows one stick figure for every adult, child and/or pet in that particular household.

Who came up with this idea and why is it so popular? We can't say.

While you're basically advertising how many little kids you have to whatever creeps are out there, some people do like to get creative and cute with these.

Still, this was not something we ever saw coming:

Stick Figure Family Decal

That is one very busy, bitter single mom's car.

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Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake, as kids at summer camp, sing the '90s hit "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & The Blowfish in a hilarious new skit.

On the most recent episode of NBC's Late Night, the friends and frequent collaborators took a trip down memory lane to their sleepaway camp days.

Rocking Justin's NSYNC-style frosted hair and braces (both of them did), the BFFs BELT out some Hootie & the Blowfish live from Lake Winnipesaukee.

Someone's GOT to get these two back on SNL ...

Fallon's been on kind of a roll lately. Don't miss his:

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A video of little girl dancing up a storm to "Gangnam Style" at a wedding is going viral and putting all adults at such events to shame. You. Got. Served.

Yes, we realize "Gangnam Style" is so 2012 ... but come on, people.

After stumbling upon this video of an adorable, talented youngster's repertoire of moves, it's impossible not to share and marvel at her future stardom.

We also can't help but smile and rock out to the PSY anthem again. She also gets down to Justin Bieber's "Baby," a mammoth 2010 hit, at the start.

Check out the new queen of the dance floor here:

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Best. Prank. Ever.

Yes, even better than Jimmy Kimmel's staged Twerking fail.

A man in New Zealand came home this week and turned on his kitchen faucet… only to discover beer flowing freely out of the tap. He then tried other sinks in the house. Same result.

How the heck did his friends pull this off? How did they fill his entire plumbing system with alcohol? And how did the prankee react when caught on camera by the pranksters? Watch now for some hilarious results:

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Looking for a role in the theater?

Just follow the lead of Ellie Cole.

This 35-year old secretary was caught on camera getting down with herself for multiple minutes in April while awaiting a bus in Eastleigh, Hampshire.

The video quickly went viral, Internet users set Cole's moves to Abba's "Dancing Queen" and the footage found its way to playwright Lynne Paris, who offered Cole a spot in the chorus line of the musical "Ah Men." She made her debut Sunday night.

"I'm just a normal everyday person who happens to like dancing at bus stops,” says Cole.

Watch all of her moves below and take note, Miley Cyrus: This is how you make dancing headlines while keeping all your clothes on.

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Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" music video was recreated using a pendulum statue at Grand Valley State, which was not happy with its students' antics.

The Allendale, Mich., college boasts a pendulum statue comprised of a 42-inch steel ball hanging on a 50-foot cable. It's one serious "Wrecking Ball."

Used by numerous drunk students to produce naked Vines.

This got so bad that the school intervened. The campus landmark, which has been up for years, has since been taken down. According to reports:

"After several naked Vine videos imitating Miley Cyrus, Grand Valley State University has taken down the pendulum structure better known as the GV Wrecking Ball."

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"What does the fox say?" It's a time-honored age-old (or at least week-old) question.

One Fox broadcasting has set out to answer in an awesome new fall promo! Look:

Jane Lynch and Darren Criss of Glee, Zooey Deschanel of New Girl and many other Fox stars collaborate on a tribute to the Ylvis' hit "The Fox."

Like the original, the surreal promo calls into question what sounds a Fox actually makes, while the actors make sounds foxes definitely do not.

If you somehow missed the video from the Norwegian comedians and talk show hosts who record under the name "Ylvis," you can watch it here:

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Law enforcement officials in Alabama found out last week the same thing a cat discovered a few months ago:

Raccoons are slippery little suckers!

Following the amazing video of one of these critters stealing some food right from under a feline's mouth, we now have footage of a raccoon breaking into a police station.

When an officer finally shoos the furry new friend out the door, he doesn't exactly take the hint, actually climbing up and attempting to break his way back into the facility. Does he succeed? How did he drop into the station in the first place?

Watch now to find out:

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A man in Wales was arrested for getting naked and attempting to have sex with a Land Rover. Even more incredible? He goes by the self-proclaimed nickname "Hotcock."

Daniel Cooper, 24, was convicted of of indecent exposure.

Hotcock will not serve jail time, but has been banned from going outside between 7 p.m.-7 a.m. on Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the next three months.

The order stems from an August 18 incident where Cooper was caught on surveillance video getting naked and then grinding against a blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery.

Cooper later told the court that he was so drunk at the time, he did not even remember the auto-erotic encounter (that was just too easy) until he saw the video.

The Land Rover was not available for comment at press time.

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