"Sext your partner" they say! "It'll be good for your relationship" they insist, with confidence.

Who is THEY, anyway, 'cause there's a good chance they've never seen sexts like these!

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Look, it's a hard truth. We know. But you're not a spry young chicken anymore. You're closer to 40 than 14, you know? It's time to get your $h!t together. 

We're here to help before your quarter-life crisis finds you.

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When it comes to celebrity parents, we sort of assume that their celebrity baby name choices will suck. Did you expect a normal offering from Kim Kardashian?!

It's sort of a trend among stars to see who can come up with the most bizarre and off the wall moniker for their mini-me just to make the world go "wait... what?"

Posted in: LOL

Anyone who has attempted to cohabitate with another human knows that some people just aren't easy to live with. Throw a dog or two into the mix and things get exponentially more aggravating.

Pesky neighbors with their car alarms, sharers of the communal bathrooms, and the dreaded dog walkers are all sources of frustration for reasonable humans.

Posted in: LOL

Tendonitis of the thumbs is a real, legit, frequently diagnosed medical condition among teens.

Why? Because their thumbs never stop moving, flying over the keyboards of their cell phones to send text messages and Snapchats (!!!!) at lightning speed. 

Posted in: LOL