Penises are back in the news, thanks to Siobhan Riley of Michigan's WJRT.
The reporter was explaining to viewers how Saginaw roads have been affected by ongoing construction, drawing the problematic areas on her touchscreen...
... only the end result looked a lot more like a part of the male anatomy than anything involving bumper-to-bumper vehicles. See for yourself:
We can only assume Riley is an avid THG reader and these stories were subconsciously lodged in her brain.