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Daniel Tosh's detest for the University of Alabama has become a running gag, thanks to two Crimson Tide alumni on his staff and Tosh's love of the Miami Dolphins, the team Nick Saban quit after two years to become head coach at Alabama.

Tosh has expressed his hatred for Saban many times on Comedy Central's Tosh.0, but tying it into jokes about a natural disaster marked a new high/low.

Tuesday, Tosh asked viewers to donate money toward the state's tornado relief efforts, but couldn't resist yet another dig. With a photo of a destroyed house behind him, he said, "Apparently God hates Nick Saban more than I do."

Daniel Tosh vs. Alabama

In keeping with the show's quasi-mean-spirited, yet hilarious tone, he made several other comments about Alabamans, which earned a mixed response (offended and amused) from those in Dixie. Likely just what he's going for.

NOTE: You can text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 and help Alabama get back on its feet ... so that Tosh can continue eviscerating it personally.

This is one of the best covers of Rebecca Black we've heard to date.

The youngster may not be pregnant, but she's given birth to a phenomenon - nay, a renewed sense of appreciation - every American can embrace.

Everybody is looking forward. To the weekend. Yeah. Partying. Yeah.

Words to live by if ever they existed. Listen to President Barack Obama get down on "Friday" with an assist from Vice President Joe Biden here:

Barack Obama - Friday (Ft Joe Biden)

An appearance by the Sexy Sax Man always makes THG's day.

Safe to say Ron Artest does not feel the same way, however.

The Los Angeles Lakers star was enjoying a nice meal at Baby Blues BBQ in West Hollywood Saturday when the Sexy Sax Man (Sergio Flores) did his thing.

His thing is performing the saxophone hook from George Michael's hit "Careless Whisper" in public places. That's pretty much it, but it's always hilarious.

At least to us. Ron Artest? Less than enthralled ...

Sexy Sax Man and Ron Artest

Frank Sorrentino, father of Jersey Shore’s Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, recently began badmouthing his son in a string of expletive-laden online videos.

Frank claims Sitch told him to go on welfare when he asked him for help with his medical bills. He is clearly not a fan of Mike, whatever his motivation is.

The Situation’s management says he’s saddened by his father’s actions and may consider legal action against a man trying to use him for attention.

It's time for a little Taiwanese animated reenactment, don't you think? Nothing sums up a story better. Check out NMA’s latest video on The Situation:

The Situation's Dad Goes Off: A Reenactment

Rappers getting down to the timeless classic "Friday" on Friday the 13th? Do we really need to explain in further detail? No. We didn't think so.

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (a.k.a. Odd Future), an indie rap crew, busted out the MOVES to the Rebecca Black hit at a recent show.

Watch it now and get ready for a weekend of partying. Yeah.

Odd Future Dances to Rebecca Black Friday

For the first time in four seasons, the Los Angeles Lakers will not be in the NBA Finals. The Dallas Mavericks swept them out of the playoffs earlier this week.

Brimming with confidence just a few days ago, superstar Kobe Bryant had a lot to say about his team's demise at his final press conference of the season.

How's he supposed to perform with Gatorade sabotaging him? And don't even get him started on his teammates or who's gonna fill the team's coaching vacancy.

Watch Kobe tell us how it's gonna be next year in this Funny or Die spoof ...

Kobe Bryant Press Conference

Frank Sorrentino, father of Mike Sorrentino (a.k.a. The Situation from Jersey Shore), has a lot too say about his son in videos he posted online Tuesday.

Spoiler alert: He's not a fan.

In a two-video series, hilariously titled with the acronym FTLF (F**k the Little F**ker) and backed by a dramatic score, Sitch's dad derides him as a sellout.

One particularly memorable quote pertaining to Mike dissing him:

"I ask you one f**king favor and you tell me to go f**king be like a regular f**king Joe Blow and go on welfare? No, my friend, I don't do that."

Nice. He goes on to claim that Mike got fired from a job once for receiving oral relief under his desk. You gotta watch Frank's (NSFW) rants below:

The Situation's Dad Goes Off

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Michael Bolton joins the guys from The Lonely Island in their latest single, released in the form of an SNL Digital Short and dedicated to Jack Sparrow.

Yes, you read that right.

Even Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer can't believe Michael Bolton is singing the hook ... then gradually hijacking their entire song.

We've been laughing at Michael Bolton's Office Space quotes for years ... but who knew the real Bolton was hilarious - and such a huge Pirates fan?

Watch the (NSFW) awesomeness below:

The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton)

If you were thinking about venturing over to stay at Osama bin Laden's compound in Pakistan, you might want to heed some warnings from fellow travelers.

While Osama's hideout in Bilal Town, Abbottabad, Pakistan, has the look of a quaint, countryside B&B, never make travel plans based on photos alone.

An average of the 1,284 reviews on Google Maps rates it 3 out of 5 stars. Could be worse, but might not be worth it, given the airfare and other factors.

Excerpted recent reviews offer feedback such as:

• Lousy room service; ordered fresh Maine lobster but instead got seals from Afghanistan. Fail. - Tozefs
• Great spot to get away from the hustle & bustle - no cable or internet! - Keith
• This is _THE_ place to pick up hotties if you are out to party in Abbottabad. The drinks are stiff, and the DJs spin it hot all night. - K-to-the-V
• So not worth the 200 Million rupees! Do not waste your money. - TS
• When I set up the reservation, they promised me peace and quiet. I get there and there are reporters swarming all over the place, along with about a thousand cops. I just kept driving. - Ed
• This delightful, modestly fortified B&B on the outskirts of Abbottabad features a convenient helicopter landing area - easy access for on-the-go tourists. High walls for squash/racquetball practice and reduced shrapnel damage. - Allen

Other drawbacks include lack of central A/C, tapped phones and the chance that a team of elite Navy Seals will infiltrate the premises and assassinate you.

When President Barack Obama authorized a Navy Seal team 6 to take out Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad, Pakistan last weekend, the world was taken aback.

The world's most notorious terrorist, whose whereabouts (and whether he was even alive) were unknown for years, had been killed. It was a historic moment.

Naturally, Obama's predecessor, former President George W. Bush, used the occasion to speak on the demise of an old nemesis who eluded him for years ...

George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) Reacts to Osama Bin Laden Death