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A very merry DMX-mas, to one and all!

The rapper is making this Christmas one to truly remember, re-mixing the timeless classic "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" like you've never heard it before.

It's unclear if X did any prep work, but it sounds just like you'd expect DMX rapping "Rudolph" to sound, and he rattles off the names of all the reindeer like it's no thing.

Ruff Ryders roll come Christmas Eve.

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A new viral video addresses the cat person vs. dog person divide like never before.

Imagining people as pets, the Dog Friend vs. Cat Friend showdown envisions dudes with feline- and canine-like qualities living with a human (who acts human).

Watch as they embody the respective stereotypes throughout the video below:

What do you think: Would you prefer living with Dog Friend or Cat Friend?

 

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No, this isn’t something out of children’s book or animated TV show. A zebra really did chase a pony through the parking lot of a nondescript strip mall in Staten Island.

Zachary Osher of Metropolitan Drape & Blind summed it up best.

“I was sitting at my desk at about 9:20 when I saw a zebra and pony run back and forth across the street, almost getting hit by a car,” he told the Staten Island Advance.

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A viral news clip features a possibly crazy Portland woman confessing way TMI to a reporter about the local vacuum cleaner guy ... you have to watch to appreciate it.

It's unclear exactly where or when it originated ... but it's quite clear that it's a must-see:

The woman was talking about how area police activity disrupted her regular routine before admitting, out of nowhere, that “I know the vacuum cleaner man - he’s seen my tits.”

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The online version of China's Communist Party newspaper hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as 2012's Sexiest Man Alive.

Only one problem: The Onion is a satirical, fake news organization.

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The People's Daily on Tuesday ran a 55-page photo spread under the headline "North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012."

Quoting the Onion's spoof report, the Chinese newspaper wrote:

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Several cats have turned the Univision parking lot into their home in South Florida. This month, one feline made it inside the studio - and on screen!

As news bloopers go, they don’t get much cuter than this:

Despite the unexpected guest's arrival, Univision meteorologist Eduardo Rodriguez somehow kept his focus while he delivered the local forecast, green screen style.

Now that's what we call a strong "tail" wind off the Keys.

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There are cat videos and there is this moment, sweet enough to make grown men cry.

Not that we know from experience or anything ... we just assume that might happen.

In possibly the most adorable video in the history of the Internet, a tiny orange kitten appears to have a nightmare before receiving a reassuring hug from its mother.

Seriously. You may simultaneously combust from cute overload after watching this:

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Liz & Dick was kind of a pretty terrible movie, and Lindsay Lohan really phoned it in as the lead, with her performance as Elizabeth Taylor bordering on laughable.

Okay ... not bordering on. It was laughable. Lohan's chemistry with co-star Grant Bowler was non-existent, her accent inconsistent, her tone unconvincing, and her voice raspy.

In short, it was impossible to see her as ... not Lindsay Lohan.

See our Liz & Dick review for further analysis ... or just watch some of the most (unintentionally) hilarious scenes from the Lifetime film in this awesome montage:

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Poor little red panda.

In the video below, originating from the endangered animals' native Asia, one of the adorable pandas is startled when its zookeeper friend appears out of nowhere.

It's response is hilariously human-like:

No red pandas were harmed in the making of this viral video. One was just scared and embarrassed slightly, but became an online star as a result at least.

Follow the link to learn more about Red Panda conservation!

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What's the deal with misogyny and violence?!?

In a new, hilarious video posted on YouTube, some awesome individual has added a laugh track to Game of Thrones, combining this bloody and sexy drama with one of the classic sitcoms of all-time.

Who knew King Joffrey could be so funny? Sit back and enjoy these tweaked clips now:

Game of Thrones Season 3 premieres March 31 on HBO.

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