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In today's sports media world, words like "greatest," "legendary," "epic," or "all-time" are overused to say the least. This clip may be an appropriate cause for superlatives, however.

When Appalachian State center Brian Okam stepped to the free throw line Saturday against Western Carolina, he put worth what was easily the worst attempt in history:

Words really can't describe the greatness of that video. The free throw line is 15 feet from the plane of the backboard in NCAA play. Okam's shot made it maybe five.

Perhaps the ball slipped out of his hand? Or he was distracted by something?

Amazingly, he was not asked about it after the game, but the Western Carolina TV analyst calling the game summed it up best: "I'm not sure what that was. Good lord."

SIDE NOTE: WCU won 70-64, adding injury to insult for Brian.

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Look at this Instagram! A hilarious video parody of Nickelback's atrocious 2005 hit song "Photograph" pays homage to the 2012 photo sharing site / obsession.

In it, College Humor's amazingly auto-tuned, Chad Kroeger-knockoff protagonist documents life through the filtered lens of a guy who simply can't help himself.

Instagram's 100 million-plus users will no doubt appreciate this tribute to the near-infinite amounts of clouds, meals, pets and "selfies" posted around the clock.

If they can put down their phones down long enough to watch, that is:

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Still reeling from the 2012 presidential election, C. Montgomery Burns of The Simpsons fame took a few minutes to explain the upcoming Fiscal Cliff this week.

You have to give the tycoon credit for moving on in the wake of Mitt Romney's defeat to bring America up to date on January 1's impending financial calamity.

Unfortunately, that doesn't exactly go as planned either, according to Smithers and his Insta-polls ...

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Okay, so, some days you're sitting around and a co-worker sends you this video of an iguana farting in a bathtub, and purely for curiosity's sake, you watch it.

Then you watch it again, and perhaps a third time, because you can't help yourself.

Then you say aloud to yourself, everyone should share the experience of watching this adorable reptile's flatulence, because it's just good family entertainment.

Then you post it online. And that's pretty much where we are right now.

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Victoria's Secret models can be an interesting bunch.

So we learned thanks to this hilarious video, the latest "Sh*t [People] Say" parody, where fallen angel Angelique goes on the record with what is really said backstage.

Basically, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 angels just sit around making fun of us commoners, eating junk food, taking "selfies" and inhaling a lot of fumes.

Models. They're so relatable!

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After a fox nabbed Lars Andreas Bjercke's iPhone 5 and took off into the woods, the Norwegian teenager certainly never thought he'd hear from the creature again.

He thought wrong, apparently.

Bjercke had downloaded an app on his iPhone to make it emit rabbit noises, then played it at night to coax a fox into his yard, just to see how that would play out.

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A very merry DMX-mas, to one and all!

The rapper is making this Christmas one to truly remember, re-mixing the timeless classic "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" like you've never heard it before.

It's unclear if X did any prep work, but it sounds just like you'd expect DMX rapping "Rudolph" to sound, and he rattles off the names of all the reindeer like it's no thing.

Ruff Ryders roll come Christmas Eve.

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A new viral video addresses the cat person vs. dog person divide like never before.

Imagining people as pets, the Dog Friend vs. Cat Friend showdown envisions dudes with feline- and canine-like qualities living with a human (who acts human).

Watch as they embody the respective stereotypes throughout the video below:

What do you think: Would you prefer living with Dog Friend or Cat Friend?

 

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No, this isn’t something out of children’s book or animated TV show. A zebra really did chase a pony through the parking lot of a nondescript strip mall in Staten Island.

Zachary Osher of Metropolitan Drape & Blind summed it up best.

“I was sitting at my desk at about 9:20 when I saw a zebra and pony run back and forth across the street, almost getting hit by a car,” he told the Staten Island Advance.

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A viral news clip features a possibly crazy Portland woman confessing way TMI to a reporter about the local vacuum cleaner guy ... you have to watch to appreciate it.

It's unclear exactly where or when it originated ... but it's quite clear that it's a must-see:

The woman was talking about how area police activity disrupted her regular routine before admitting, out of nowhere, that “I know the vacuum cleaner man - he’s seen my tits.”

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