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This can't be real... can it?

In an Instagram photo posted to EpicFail (dot) com, an Internet user has taken a screen shot of someone's text message exchange with his wife:

Awkward texts

His VERY awkward text message exchange, we should say, considering it opens with the man saying he has to break up with her... only to then backtrack.

He actually meant those words for someone else, he says.

Oh, okay. Phew... right? Wait... WHAT?!?

The World Wide Web has fooled up before (darn you, epic Twerking fail!), so check out the text messages now and decide: Did this really happen?

You be the judge, THGers ...

 

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From a sexist gorilla to a horny baboon...

Earlier this week, a Fox reporter in Sacramento named Sabrina Rodriguez was trying to do a live report about a local grape festival... when a baboon couldn't help but cop a feel of the young woman.

Rodriguez acknowledged the breast grab and gamely finished her segment, but replays showed just how close this animal actually got to the journalist.

Check out the footage now and take note of just how close the camera pans to the baboon's paw and Sabrina's boob. This is Zapruder Film-like analysis stuff going on here:

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When Jeff Daniels won the 2013 Emmy for Outstanding Actor in a Drama, Heisenberg reacted in horror.

But that response was nothing compare to the one of the little girl in the following video, which was taken in March 2012 and which depicts a heavily bearded father holding his one-year old daughter.

What happens when the dad shaves his facial off entirely? Watch this Throwback Thursday footage now and find out the hilarious answer:

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt can add lip-syncing to his long list of talents.

The actor engaged in an epic, hardcore "lip-sync off" on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon this week, battling both Fallon and comedic writer Stephen Merchant.

The trio silently "sang" classics like "Boom! Shake the Room" and "Take On Me," but it was JGL's take on "Superbass" by Nicki Minaj that stole the show:

Not only did the 32-year-old actor appear to know every single word to the fast-paced song, he did it with booty-shaking, borderline Twerking moves.

Bet the Joseph Gordon-Levitt doppelganger was impressed.

Despite being put to shame by Gordon-Levitt, all is not lost for Fallon, who continues his amazing run lately as he prepares to take over for Jay Leno.

Also, check out his lip-sync off with John Krasinski.

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A woman in Texas has offered $10,000 to anyone who helps her find a husband.

She took some heat for that stunt, but at least she has a sense of humor about it.

The same can't exactly be said for a wedding photographer named Romeo Rose.

He's created a website titled Sleepless in Austin and tells visitors that he will give them a $1,500 "Finder's Fee" if they set him up with a girlfriend.

Romeo Rose Picture

But he has some VERY specific demands. To wit, he writes:

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As expected, Tina Fey is embracing her Emmy Awards wardrobe malfunction.

Millions watching Sunday's broadcast saw the now-infamous Tina Fey nipple slip, as her blue Narciso Rodriguez dress revealed just a little too much.

You didn't expect her to care, did you? Or to pass up a chance to mock it?

In the SNL promo below, she shows that she knows how to take a joke, and that she's deserving of the Emmys' Best Comedy Writing trophy. Take a look:

It's unclear if we'll actually see Tina Fey topless during her upcoming hosting gig on Saturday Night Live, but the gag certainly played well in the promo.

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There's a new super dad in town. A parenting hero like none other. A man who wrangles children and drops knowledge on your dome like it's his job.

It's BatDad.

A man whose wisdom in the ways of child-rearing is literally limitless (save for the seven-second limit on Vine), he frequently dispenses tips online.

Watch this compilation of BatDad vines and learn from the parenting master. Oh, and yes, he is dressed in a Batman costume as he does his thing:

According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, BatDad is Blake Wilson, a Caped Crusader who traded crime fighting for a wife, four kids and a Honda Odyssey.

The kids are really into the antics of their superhero father as he speaks in Batman’s signature husky voice while driving them all over creation.

Who can blame them?

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Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake decided to "hashtag" an entire conversation on Late Night this week, showing viewers just how ridiculous hashtags are.

Implemented for an actual purpose by Twitter, the hashtag has evolved and taken over pretty much the entire social networking world at this point.

That's not necessarily a good thing. If you read someone’s update with a hashtag out loud, the concept seems absurd, as Jimmy and Justin illustrate:

Throughout their chat, not only are hashtags thrown in at the end of each sentence, but they also make the hashtag sign with their fingers. Every time.

Sadly, this is not unlike online conversatons people actually have. #allthetime.

Fallon has been destroying it lately, especially with Timberlake. Check out his:

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Jimmy Kimmel is really cementing his place among the late night TV greats with these staged pranks. His latest? A faux freak-out by Julia Louis-Dreyfus!

If there was a doubt as to whether or not Julia deserved her place among last weekend's Emmy winners (for Veep), this effort should put them to rest.

In the spirit of viral public meltdowns like Whitney Mongiat or Wendy's drive-thru guy, Kimmel aired a hilarious video of the star losing her mind.

Unlike his epic Twerking fail, he didn't pass it off as a real thing ... but JLD's rant about the poor coffee shop service would give Elaine Benes pause:

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Sonic, you've got nothing on Regina.

In an amazing video making its way around the Web, this hedgehog mocks the Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" video by holding a hammer and lying underneath a swinging apparatus and...

... what else do you need to know? A hedgehog is making like Miley Cyrus in the video for "Wrecking Ball!" Watch footage from the parody now:

Earlier this month, students at Grand Valley State also recreated this video, much to the chagrin of university officials and the pleasure of the Internet.

The campus wrecking ball has since been removed and students have protested in response.

Let's hope the same fate does not befall pudgy little Regina.

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