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With all due respect to Miley Cyrus Twerking, classical music has been unjustly overlooked during the ascension of this suggestive new dance craze.

Typically associated with hip hop, Twerking is interpreted through a radically different genre below in an experiment designed to legitimize the art.

"Twerking to Classical," an ongoing Huffington Post series, blends web videos of twerking with the more accepted artistic mores of classical music.

The result? Nothing short of paradigm breaking.

The first installment, "Twerking to Classical," explores the dynamic between Aram Khachaturian’s Suserov Par (Saber Dance) and a series of female twerkers.

The sequel, from "Men at Twerk," combines some of the most acclaimed male Twerkers with Gioachino Rossini’s smash hit William Tell Overture.

When it comes to these guys and girls contorting, gyrating and parting like it's 1699, we can’t stop ... and we're guessing you won't be able to either.

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A guy who changed his relationship status on Facebook - from "Single" to "In a Relationship" - probably wasn't counting on this kind of feedback.

Either his friends are skeptical, have sophomoric senses of humor, or both, because the consensus seems to be that he's really just dating his hand.

Which has been given a number of celebrity names. Check out the pun-filled hilariousness below ... and marvel at just how many they came up with:

FB List 1

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There are pranks, like buttering the floor, saran wrapping the outside of a door, and that invisible driver prank; then there are pranks that scare the living bejesus out of a person.

This particular boyfriend has won the non-existent race to the best/worst one of those pranks.

Where do we even begin with this?

One: This was not a spur of the moment kind of thing. This dude had to plan and make a doll and wait for his girlfriend to fall asleep on that couch watching TV.

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So you saw Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper snap a selfie at Wimbeldon Sunday, but what you didn't know is that it was actually the premiere of Butler's new film, Man in Blue Jacket Watches a Tennis Match!

Mark Kermode, an English movie critic, has done the honors of reviewing this riveting film:

How spot on is this review? Shouty Scotsman indeed! I particularly enjoyed how Kermode was able to change his own opinion of Gerard Butler. 

I do take a little bit of umbrage with his love of Butler's work while glancing over Bradley Cooper's incredible portrayal of American Man Watches Tennis Match in a Foreign Country, but we'll let this one pass.

Good stuff Mark Kermode!

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President Barack Obama is following Wicked Pictures on Twitter. To be fair, the Prez's Twitter account isn’t run by Barack himself, but it's still hilarious.

Obama Follows Wicked

“This account is run by Organizing for Action staff,” says the official @barackobama handle, which follows more than 660,000 accounts on the network.

One can see how there could be oversights ... but still, someone had to actually follow Wicked Pictures, creators of the Octomom porn and other fine works.

Comedian Pat House first made the find and shared the Twitter screenshot. It has since been confirmed that this is in fact a legitimate follow.

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The 2013 summer jam "Blurred Lines" mashed up with The Cosby Show's opening credits?

You might not connect them at first, but watch the video below and have your mind blown!

The infectious track by Robin Thicke, Pharrell and T.I. has become a smash hit with its retro R&B sound, so it's not too hard to envision Bill & Co. gettin' down.

If "Blurred Lines" doesn't look like a natural fit with the Huxtables' dance moves, what does?

The rapey lyrics, on the other hand, may not be the best fit for the wholesome sitcom.

Oh well. Win some, lose some. And in conclusion: #COSBY.

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HA!

A construction company in Canada is a bit late to the mocking-Kim-Kardashian-for-her-short-marriage-to-Kris-Humphries-game... but we'll still laugh at the effort.

In an attempt to quell complaints from the public, a Toronto-based company has put up the following sign outside the Bay Adelaide Centre, which really is coming soon, it swears:

Konstruction sign

The sign was reportedly created by famous comedy troupe Second City.

Kim, of course, is now the mother to North West and girlfriend of Kanye West. She's moved on. But it's fun to see not everyone else has.

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The years come and go, but one Texas teacher's vintage '70s outfit lived on in every single yearbook photo he posed for during his 40-year tenure.

Dale Irby, 63, retired this year as an elementary school teacher, capping off a terrific career in education and an amazing four-decade fashion statement.

Teacher Yearbook Pics

It started off purely by accident, he says.

"I was so embarrassed when I got the pictures back that second year and realized that I had worn the very same thing as the first year," Irby recalled.

But Irby's wife thought it was funny, and urged him to keep going in the third year, and then the fourth. Once five came around, he figured: "Why stop?"

Forty years later, the outfit has outlasted the store and the physical mall where he bought it, but the shirt still fits, says Irby, "if I suck it in a little."

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What happens if you're bored and plug Kristen Stewart's face into an online celebrity look-alike generator? Some interesting results come up, apparently.

You learn something every day. And for that, we thank you Reddit.

K-Stew definitely looks like a few of these people ...

Celeb Look-Alikes

On the bright side for the program ... she did get 86 percent. Plus, it's more accurate than all the projected Kim Kardashian baby photos out there.

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Cats puking up hairballs, a time-honored feline practice, is kind of gross.

Them doing that with a techno beat in the background?

Still gross. But also kind of hilarious.

To the person who put this montage together, we are a little worried about your well being and think you may need to talk to someone. But well played!

In other pet video news, you gotta see this puppy backpedaling upstairs.

We promise. There's no vomit in that clip.