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We're going streaking! Those words bring back fond memories for so many of us ... but this East Carolina student is likely wishing he hadn't after injuring his penis.

Or, to use one of our favorite New Girl quotes, his peen-yong.

John Sieglinger, 21, decided to rush the field at last weekend's East Carolina game, which seemed like a good idea at the time ... until he took a spill on his junk while being taken down by security, injuring his junk in the process ...

Talk about an "oops" moment ... not unlike Rick Perry's debate performance last night.

Fortunately, unlike Perry's campaign, John's junk will be alright. Luckily, he must have told friends about his plans prior to the act, because it was recorded via DROID.

It's obviously really far away, but watch the hilarity begin ...

Streaker Falls, Injures Self at ECU Game

Texas Governor Rick Perry produced by far the most memorable moment of Wednesday's Republican presidential debate, and his campaign likely ended in the process.

Already characterized as unready for prime time after several poor debate performances cast serious doubts on his candidacy, Perry hit a new low last night.

It's one thing to have a bad outing ... but Perry never has a good one, and in this almost comical clip, he had no idea what he was even talking about on stage:

Rick Perry Stumbles in Debate

Perry tried to name three federal agencies he would eliminate if he is elected president, but came up with just two: the Commerce and Education Departments.

Struggling to come up with #3, Perry received encouragement from one of his rivals, Rep. Ron Paul, who suggested he should actually eliminate five agencies.

Someone then suggested that maybe Perry was talking about the Environmental Protection Agency. No, he said that wasn't the third. But what was it, then?

No clue. After an awkward pause, he drew a blank, offering only a simple "Oops."

You wonder why virtual unknown Herman Cain became the Tea Party darling ...

Apparently, the allure of tacos, brews, wings and football is irresistible to all of God's creatures. Just asked this deer who crashed into a Taco Mac near Atlanta.

Shocking customers as it plowed straight through the windows and jumped around the Alpharetta, Ga., restaurant, clearly excited about the drink specials.

Amazingly, thanks to the resourcefulness of an employee, the animal was lured back to its natural habitat and neither he/she nor any human diners were injured.

Well, aside from nicks from the busted glass of course ...

Deer Crashes Into Restaurant

This almost makes you wanna do the dishes.

Tasked with cleanup duty by his folks, Frankie understandably decided he needed some dish washing music. His parents obliged, and it wasn't long before this once-tedious household chore evolved into a mini Michael Jackson tribute.

Check out his dance moves to "Smooth Criminal" ...

Kid Does Dishes to MJ

Comedian Louis C.K. is never at a loss for words, and that includes regarding Twitter ... on which he only has an account so he can tell people how to give him money.

That's a direct quote from his recent sit-down on Conan, and it wasn't his last - the Louie star basically said that people squandering their lives thanks to social media.

Between Tweeting and taking photos of events just to bomb them out using social media outlets, are we directly missing real-world experiences? Louis C.K. says yes.

What would it take for humanity to put its phones down? The end of the world? The second coming of the Messiah. As Conan put it, "Jesus is trending right now!"

Louis C.K. Goes Off on Twitter

What would happen if you punked your kids into thinking you ate all of their Halloween candy, then captured their agony and despair on video and put it on YouTube?

Jimmy Kimmel decided to find out, issuing a challenge to parents everywhere last week.

The goal was simple: Tell this lie convincingly to your young ones and tape the results.

The results are hilarious. Kids are the best. Watch the four-minute segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live that resulted from the host's Halloween YouTube challenge:

Jimmy Kimmel Halloween YouTube Challenge

Singer-songwriter Andy Grammer used to jam on street corners. Now he's got a hit album (you've likely heard "Keep Your Head Up") and tours with Colbie Caillat.

He's proof positive that with hard work, raw talent and perseverance, and a little help from your friends, one can achieve anything in life, even musical stardom.

Andy recently revealed that he can trace his success back to one song, a tune that has influenced so many of our lives in a deep, meaningful and profound way.

Zack Morris and Mr. Belding? Nodding in approval somewhere ...

Andy Grammer - Saved By the Bell Theme

Kids these days. They think everything is so high-tech!

You can sort of see where they're coming from, seeing that if you're one year old, Apple's super-cool iPad is an item that has literally been around your ENTIRE LIFE.

The bar is set high. Rather than be mesmerized at all the things an iPad does, a child is just as likely to be confounded by what a regular old magazine cannot do.

Just scroll already, Marie Claire! This thing doesn't even work!

Watch this youngster in action:

Baby Treats Magazine Like iPad

Conan O’Brien is resurrecting an old standby tonight.

For the first time since moving to TBS last year, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog will join O’Brien on stage. Conan tweeted the news via this pic from New York, where he's broadcasting this week. He's not looking too pleased about the insults to come:

Technically, O’Brien’s content from NBC is property of that network, but the TBS host has already brought the Masturbating Bear back without repercussions.

It's go time for Triumph tonight. This sock puppet pooch drops comedic bombs on foolz like no other, and we can only pity who his victim(s) might be.

If you haven't seen this crass canine in action, you're in luck. We've dug deep and posted Triumph at the premiere of Star Wars: Episode II below ...

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Star Wars Premiere

Are Herman Cain's campaign commercials for real?

The spots for the Republican Presidential candidate resemble what you'd think were an SNL spoof of a Herman Cain ad ... like he can't believe he's leading national polls and actually running a serious campaign these days either.

Take this unintentional comedic gem, in which his Chief of Staff, Mark Block, gushes about candidate Cain and urges people to act on his behalf ... while lighting up a cigarette, as Krista Branch's "I Am America" blares in the background:

Herman Cain Smoking Ad

It's as if someone at Cain HQ is trying to cry out for help.

Please, vote for someone else. Running for President was fun while it lasted, but we weren't prepared for this kind of attention, and are in over our heads.

That, or it's a stroke of pure genius. We can't really tell.

Follow the jump for another of Cain's now famous campaign ads, "He Carried Yellow Flowers," as well as the official Herman Cain Train music video.

Yes, there is a Herman Cain music video. Watch:

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