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Where does the future lie for Internet ads? Canadian advertising agency John St thinks it has the answer: Catvertising. That's right, all cat videos, all the time.

Ahead of the curve in this fast-changing digital age, the firm just opened the world's first cat video division, with production, filming and marketing all in-house.

Ask yourself, what can cat videos do for your business?

Catvertising

This behind-the-scenes documentary is a spoof, of course, but the irony is that an agency pumping out online ads using cats as actors would almost certainly be highly profitable online, or at the very least a hilarious place to work.

Michael Buble will likely not be exchanging Christmas cards this year with Kim Kardashian.

At a concert in New York City over the weekend, the crooner took to the stage and announced: “Ladies and gentleman, I have a very special guest... Please welcome Kim Kardashian!"

The audience reportedly gasped, only for Buble to add: “Nah, just [bleeping] with you! That bitch isn’t coming on my stage.”

Buble then dedicated the song "Feeling Good" to Kris Humphries, jokingly singling about Kim and Kris with: "She hurt him, she hurt him! I wish she had hurt me!"

In related news, Michael Buble is our new hero.

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You never know where a terrorist threat may be nowadays.

If there is ever a potentially catastrophic matter of national security involving a portable toilet, rest assured, the United States Armed Forces will have it covered.

In a hilarious video posted online, the 114th MP division used some downtime to demonstrate how to properly clear a porta-potty ... with a 12-person unit.

Watch America's finest in action below. CLEAR!

Military Police Clear the Porta-John

We're going streaking! Those words bring back fond memories for so many of us ... but this East Carolina student is likely wishing he hadn't after injuring his penis.

Or, to use one of our favorite New Girl quotes, his peen-yong.

John Sieglinger, 21, decided to rush the field at last weekend's East Carolina game, which seemed like a good idea at the time ... until he took a spill on his junk while being taken down by security, injuring his junk in the process ...

Talk about an "oops" moment ... not unlike Rick Perry's debate performance last night.

Fortunately, unlike Perry's campaign, John's junk will be alright. Luckily, he must have told friends about his plans prior to the act, because it was recorded via DROID.

It's obviously really far away, but watch the hilarity begin ...

Streaker Falls, Injures Self at ECU Game

Texas Governor Rick Perry produced by far the most memorable moment of Wednesday's Republican presidential debate, and his campaign likely ended in the process.

Already characterized as unready for prime time after several poor debate performances cast serious doubts on his candidacy, Perry hit a new low last night.

It's one thing to have a bad outing ... but Perry never has a good one, and in this almost comical clip, he had no idea what he was even talking about on stage:

Rick Perry Stumbles in Debate

Perry tried to name three federal agencies he would eliminate if he is elected president, but came up with just two: the Commerce and Education Departments.

Struggling to come up with #3, Perry received encouragement from one of his rivals, Rep. Ron Paul, who suggested he should actually eliminate five agencies.

Someone then suggested that maybe Perry was talking about the Environmental Protection Agency. No, he said that wasn't the third. But what was it, then?

No clue. After an awkward pause, he drew a blank, offering only a simple "Oops."

You wonder why virtual unknown Herman Cain became the Tea Party darling ...

Apparently, the allure of tacos, brews, wings and football is irresistible to all of God's creatures. Just asked this deer who crashed into a Taco Mac near Atlanta.

Shocking customers as it plowed straight through the windows and jumped around the Alpharetta, Ga., restaurant, clearly excited about the drink specials.

Amazingly, thanks to the resourcefulness of an employee, the animal was lured back to its natural habitat and neither he/she nor any human diners were injured.

Well, aside from nicks from the busted glass of course ...

Deer Crashes Into Restaurant

This almost makes you wanna do the dishes.

Tasked with cleanup duty by his folks, Frankie understandably decided he needed some dish washing music. His parents obliged, and it wasn't long before this once-tedious household chore evolved into a mini Michael Jackson tribute.

Check out his dance moves to "Smooth Criminal" ...

Kid Does Dishes to MJ

Comedian Louis C.K. is never at a loss for words, and that includes regarding Twitter ... on which he only has an account so he can tell people how to give him money.

That's a direct quote from his recent sit-down on Conan, and it wasn't his last - the Louie star basically said that people squandering their lives thanks to social media.

Between Tweeting and taking photos of events just to bomb them out using social media outlets, are we directly missing real-world experiences? Louis C.K. says yes.

What would it take for humanity to put its phones down? The end of the world? The second coming of the Messiah. As Conan put it, "Jesus is trending right now!"

Louis C.K. Goes Off on Twitter

What would happen if you punked your kids into thinking you ate all of their Halloween candy, then captured their agony and despair on video and put it on YouTube?

Jimmy Kimmel decided to find out, issuing a challenge to parents everywhere last week.

The goal was simple: Tell this lie convincingly to your young ones and tape the results.

The results are hilarious. Kids are the best. Watch the four-minute segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live that resulted from the host's Halloween YouTube challenge:

Jimmy Kimmel Halloween YouTube Challenge

Singer-songwriter Andy Grammer used to jam on street corners. Now he's got a hit album (you've likely heard "Keep Your Head Up") and tours with Colbie Caillat.

He's proof positive that with hard work, raw talent and perseverance, and a little help from your friends, one can achieve anything in life, even musical stardom.

Andy recently revealed that he can trace his success back to one song, a tune that has influenced so many of our lives in a deep, meaningful and profound way.

Zack Morris and Mr. Belding? Nodding in approval somewhere ...

Andy Grammer - Saved By the Bell Theme