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Major LOL Alert!

On yesterday's edition of her talk show, host Ellen DeGeneres inserted herself into Nicki Minaj's Anaconda music video, Twerking up a storm and popping her booty in a way we never expected from the comedian.

This is both disturbing and totally hilarious:

We wonder how a certain grandmother would react to see Ellen moving and grooving her rear end in such a manner.

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Many around the country are not thrilled with Barack Obama these days.

The President's approval rating has been hovering around 40% for weeks now.

But you may be surprised to discover who the Obama’s biggest critic is these days. Sarah Palin? Nope. This kid!

In an awesomely hilarious photo posted by the White House's own Flickr account, the President is meeting with a departing Secret Service agent as the man's son “dives into a couch,” as described by the administration itself.

Seriously, this toddler would rather be ANYwhere except the Oval Office, like watching a rocket launch...

Bored in the Oval Office

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You know what they say: let them eat cake.

We're not sure if this saying originated when one person tried to sacrifice another to Satan. Or when one sexual partner gave another Herpes. Or when parents caught their son dry humping his girlfriend.

But you'd be surprised how many times this dessert item has been used as a form of an apology and/or as a way to get across a very important message (e.g. guess who's gay!).

In the following photo gallery, we rundown 29 examples of folks baking a cake to offer up a mea culpa for a tasering, an inappropriate "boning" and for that time when the subject blacked out, tried to kill you and then almost got everyone arrested.

Really, my bad on that one, friend...

My bad!
Really, I apologize. It probably shouldn't have done any of that.

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We already know that Great Danes hate to wake up

They also don't like it when cats try to sneak past them in the kitchen.

And now the following video confirms that at least one Great Dane named Dinky doesn't like it when his fellow pet gets love from his owner.

Watch Dinky throw tantrum that rivals any reaction you've ever seen from any toddler:

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Sorry, Nicki Minaj.

Your "Anaconda" music video may have set a new record for most views on VEVO in a 24-hour period.

And you may have taken back the title of Best Twerker in the Galaxy from Miley Cyrus after it went viral.

But we now know of at least one person who isn’t a fan of your most recent work.

She’s the grandmother of Kevin Droniak, a YouTube star who has racked up over half a million hits by posting footage of him and his nan checking out Minaj in all her ass-shaking glory.

Simply put, "it's not my style," Kevin's grandmother says, along with many other humorous things:

Not all grandparents feel this way, of course. One, in fact, has been known to Twerk on the hood of a car.

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We know Channing Tatum dances, acts and strips (in Magic Mike 2, the filming of which is underway). But raps? No, he can't do that too, can he?

He can. All the way into your heart. Or at least your funny bone.

Above, Chan and 22 Jump Street co-star Jillian Bell hype that film's DVD release by explaining a greeting for those tired of shaking hands or fist bumps.

It's "The Dick Graze," yo. And it's exactly what you think it is.

“I get a feeling when I see my homie lean in, that’s because my hand’s about to teach his penis,” Tatum raps, making more than a few people wish they could.

Ironic, for such a ridiculous song, but he's a rare individual. Makes you wanna Channing All Over Your Tatum, if you know what we're talking about.

Watch him spit mad game about The Dick Graze here, and try not to drool if you're in public when you check out these Channing Tatum pics below ...

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Back in the olden days when telephones and answering machines were the cutting edge of communication, waiting for someone to return a call was torture.

Hoping, praying and wondering was excruciating because you never knew for certain when they'd be home, or if they'd even receive it for that matter.

Nowadays, that feeling still persists over voicemails and texts, but given the ubiquity of mobile phones, it probably shouldn't. Consider the following:

Not Texting You Back

As you can see, the folks at YikYak (an app used to communicate and gossip with peers in your area) think you should love on if it's been more than 3.5 seconds.

Probably not the worst idea, since the "my phone died" excuse is almost always B.S. Everyone says that, but no one's phone has actually died. Ever.

The good news is that this photo was posted to Reddit, which is shutting down The Fappening but was a treasure trove of quality online fun well before that.

The bad news is that you're not getting a text back, sorry.

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NFL stars past and present - from Michael Strahan to Clay Matthews to former Justin Bieber nemesis Keyshawn Johnson - took part in our favorite television segment last night.

Oh, yes, they read mean Tweets about themselves on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

And some of the mean Tweets were especially creative, such as this diss aimed at Strahan:

Michael Strahana’s teeth are having a middle school dance, where the boys stand on one side of the room and the girls on the other.

Someone sign this user to a book deal!

Who else got slammed and in what ways, for what reasons? Click Play and find out now!

HA! We love it.

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So, men... have you or haven't you?

There are photos out there of Jennifer Lawrence nude. And Kate Upton nude. And Kaley Cuoco nude.

They're just sitting on the Internet, a few clicks away. Everyone is talking about them. Many people are urging folks NOT to check them out.

But, come on. Be honest. You can tell us the truth: have you taken a look?

This is what Jimmy Kimmel asked random men on the street last night, hilariously polling the audience before each answer to gauge what they thought each interview subject's response would be.

Have most of them snuck a peek? Find out now!

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If you're the kind of person who is terrible with directions, well, this post isn't going to help you be better at navigation. It will, however, validate your belief that YOU are not the one with the problem!!

You see, sometimes we look at the signs around us and think that maybe, just maybe, there's at least a halfway decent chance that the person in the Public Works department who made the traffic signs might have been drunk on the job.

(Or they're just too dumb to breathe.)

See? With confusing and hilarious traffic signs like these, it's no wonder people get lost! 

But the funny doesn't stop here. Oh no, nope. There's a plethora of funny street names just waiting to make you laugh below. Don't giggle and drive?

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