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Jimmy Fallon continues to bring the funny night after night on The Tonight Show.

This time Jimmy Fallon and Arnold Schwarzenegger spoofed a QVC segment featuring lines from AH-NOLD's iconic movies.

Schwarzenegger, introduced as a "renowned foodie," was overly fascinated with a Slap Chop. Why? Because the fascination allowed him to quote a line from the 1987 movie Predator

"Get to the chopper!" he exclaimed!

And no appearance by Arnold Schwarzenegger would be complete without a throwback to The Terminator. But you'll have to watch the video for that one.

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Finally, something good comes out of Georgia politics!

Congressman John Lewis dancing to "Happy" by Pharrell might be the best thing to happen this legislative session. 

Yesterday, the International Day of Happiness, was also John Lewis' birthday. The last remaining member of the Civil Rights Movement's Big Six turned 74 recently and gathered with his staffers for a belated birthday celebration during which "Happy" was played.

The Congressman began dancing and declared "Happy" "his song." It's everybody's song, Congressman. It's probably a good enough song to bring about world peace.

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Ugh. There it is. Again. The dreaded morning commute. You're stuck in traffic, inching along, thinking you might make it in to work by the time you have to leave to go home and start the drive all over again and then you spot it.

A hilariously inappropriate license plate that sends you into a fit of giggles like you might still be 12.

But what about 15 hilariously inappropriate license plates? In a row. 

That's destined to make your morning commute not just bearable, but dare we say it, enjoyable.

Please join us in laughing at the insane level of WTF happening in these hilarious and inappropriate license plates. Yes, this IS real life. 

15 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Fist bumps to this driver for the clever use of the Virginia logo!
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Vaginas

1. Vaginas

Fist bumps to this driver for the clever use of the Virginia logo!


Viagra

2. Viagra

Hmmm..."viagra" on the back of a Corvette. Can you say mid-life crisis?


Are You 18, Cutie?

3. Are You 18, Cutie?

Here's hoping they're both 18, right?


Old Pedo

4. Old Pedo

Something tells us a license plate reading "old pedo" isn't making this guy any favors at his local park.


Ms. Poo

5. Ms. Poo

As in "Winnie the..." or shampoo? Please not the other thing. WHY?!?


I Swallow

6. I Swallow

Oh. Okay, then, so this license plate is also a business card. Good to know.


Fur Taco

7. Fur Taco

Anyone having flashbacks of Woody Harrelson's landlord from Kingpin?


Freaky

8. Freaky

Freaky...Deaky? Flo Rida lyrics? What is going on here?


Drunky

9. Drunky

How many DUIs do you think this person has?


BJ 4 Golf

10. BJ 4 Golf

Is golf a political office? Is BJ running?


Big Nads

11. Big Nads

Nads means something else in the antique car world, right? RIGHT?


Babyshaker

12. Babyshaker

I spy...IRONY on this tag. Do you?


Up Ours

13. Up Ours

Hey, dude. We think you forgot a letter in there.


Ass Orgy

14. Ass Orgy

This one ALMOST looks like it could just be an unfortunate random selection of letters. Almost. A55 RGY anyone?


Rub One Out

15. Rub One Out

Please don't do that while driving.


(Please don't photograph and drive.)

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by Hilton Hater at

Life can be tough sometimes.

A lawyer dares to call you in for a deposition. You get unfollowed by a fellow artist. You look like Octomom.

These are big enough problems on their own, but they're nothing compared to real problems; they're chopped liver compared to the sort of problems that earn the hashtag #FirstWorldProblems on Twitter.

Such as one's cleaning lady showing up late... or one's pool cover being broken... or one's iPad being too bright.

The horror of these stories! How do these folks survive?!? It's unclear.

But enjoy reading about first world whining below:

19 First World Problems That Elicit Little Sympathy
Break out the violins, people. This person has put too much Balsamic Vinegar on her salad!
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Too Much Balsamic Vinegar!

1. Too Much Balsamic Vinegar!

Break out the violins, people. This person has put too much Balsamic Vinegar on her salad!


Tea with Soy Milk?!?

2. Tea with Soy Milk?!?

This person has tea with soy milk. How did she ever survive?


iPad Problems

3. iPad Problems

There are people in Africa who WISH they had iPads whose brightness could hurt their eyes.


Stuck with a Jeep

4. Stuck with a Jeep

This poor Twitter user only has a Jeep. Pity her, people. Pity her.


Where's the Cleaner?

5. Where's the Cleaner?

Don't you hate it when the person who does your laundry arrives late?


Broken Pool Cover

6. Broken Pool Cover

It doesn't get much worse than wanting to go for a dip and having your pool cover broken.


Tiny Wallet

7. Tiny Wallet

What is one to do when one has too many bills and credit cards for one's wallet?


Massage Disappointment

8. Massage Disappointment

A visit to Indonesia would be ruined for anyone if his/her massage didn't go well.


No Fennel!

9. No Fennel!

There's no fennel at the deli, people. NO FENNEL!


Guacamole Injury

10. Guacamole Injury

Ever experienced pain from an avocado? It hurts, people!


Too Much Sushi

11. Too Much Sushi

Feeling nauseous from having too much sushi? We've all been there. Sort of.


Pomegranate Pain

12. Pomegranate Pain

Peeling pomegranate is pure torture. It doesn't get much worse.


Broken Bechemel!

13. Broken Bechemel!

Noooo!!! This person's bechemel won't thicken!


Massage Table Nap

14. Massage Table Nap

Oops! This Twitter user fell asleep in her massage table once.


Overly Orange Zested

15. Overly Orange Zested

Too much orange zest in one mimosa can just ruin a Sunday.


Where is the Ironing Lady?!?

16. Where is the Ironing Lady?!?

It's bad enough to take up for the ironing lady. But when she doesn't show?!?


Stupid Toaster!

17. Stupid Toaster!

Why would a toaster without a bagel setting even exist?!?


Suffering from Souffle

18. Suffering from Souffle

We’re not sure what a broken souffle ramakin in. But it’s apparently painful.


Overly Saturated Quinoa

19. Overly Saturated Quinoa

Too much water in one's quinoa makes it scarcely worth eating, don't you agree?


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A decently sized Los Angeles earthquake shook up residents of California this week.

Did you catch how these anchors reacted when it hit? Pretty funny stuff.

But not nearly as funny as Jimmy Kimmel Live taking to the streets and asking folks if they are prepared for the really BIG earthquake that is scheduled to hit the next morning.

You know, the one they made up. 

But watch pedestrians react as if they're totally familiar with this fake natural disaster, highlighted by one guy saying he read about it on Facebook:

Lie Witness News has become one of Kimmel's most hilarious bits.

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A mother doing Yoga while balancing her four-year old on her contorted body? Amazing.

A man and a woman both donning Yoga pants and asking bystanders to judge their rear ends, without revealing initially that the man is actually a man?

Also amazing. In a very different way.

In the following video, noted YouTube prankster Yousef Saleh Erakat bends over and keeps his face hidden while his partner in hilarious crime asks various people who has the better butt.

Watch the reaction of some guys when they realize they have selected someone from their same gender:

Awesome, right?

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Most epic news blunder ever?

We're not sure how this could ever be topped.

While reporting on a helicopter crash this week, anchors on the Denver Fox affiliate KDVR were flipping through Twitter photos from the tragic incident in Seattle.

Viewers saw smoke smoldering... and then a photo of Edward Scissorhands for some reason... and then a PENIS.

Yes, the picture of a penis dangling out of a man's pants was shown on screen for, well, long enough to clearly be recognized as a penis.

Watch now, take note of the reporters' reactions and be warned: the following video is NSFW because, again, it features a penis.

Where does this rank among all-time Hilariously Awkward Moments in News?

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Justin Bieber is misunderstood.

Yes, the artist came across like a complete A-Hole during his deposition in Miami last week, but that's only because we heard an edited version of events.

Fortunately for Beliebers, Seth Meyers got his hands on an undoctored copy of the Q&A - and it all makes a lot more sense now!

Watch now and Justin's answers will come across far less douchey...

Quick, someone show this tape to Selena Gomez's parents!

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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson? They are so yesterday's news.

These two actors and real-life friends received an abundance of well-deserved accolades for their performances on True Detective Season 1.

But the opening eight episodes of this HBO drama wrapped on Sunday and now we're looking ahead.

Who should anchor True Detective Season 2? Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen, of course!

The stars made their case in a hilarious spoof last night, driving around, crushing cans of beer and singing Cher lyrics. Watch the skit now and come on... don't pretend you wouldn't watch True Detective Season 2 with this pair at the center of it:

Where does this rank among all-time Jimmy Kimmel Live sketches?

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Turns out, Michelle Obama is not the only member of the First Family who can make us crack up.

Perhaps in response to his wife appearing on The Tonight Show, President Barack Obama is actually the guest on the latest edition of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.

In a hilarious back and forth with the actor, Obama mocks Galifianakis for The Hangover III; jokes about the host's weight; and then spends awhile plugging The Affordable Care Act.

This is the latest pop culture appearance by the President, who introduced Cosmos on Fox Sunday night and who recently slow-jammed with Jimmy Fallon.

Obama joins a Between Two Ferns guest list that includes Justin Bieber, Tobey Maguire, Jennifer Aniston and James Franco - and the segment is clearly very funny...

... but is appropriate for a sitting President to stop by a show that once also welcomed Tila Tequila?

You tell us: What do you think of Barack Obama being a guest on Between Two Ferns?

 

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