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Mike Sobel is the weatherman for the Global Edmonton Morning News.

And he came up with what seemed like a perfectly innocent and adorable idea for a live television segment last week:

Why not relay the impending weather to viewers while hanging out on set with Ripple, a brindle mastiff mix.

But Sobel quickly learned why this wasn't exactly the best idea: Ripple doesn't like to sit or stand still. He does like, however, to eat through his leash and jump up on the nearest human.

You've gotta love live television, don't you?

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How would you sum up your love life in three words?

Twitter's #MyLoveLifein3Words hashtag is trending today, asking this profound question and yielding some pretty great responses in the process.

There are some hilariously self-deprecating people out there. Check out 29 of the best responses to this trending topic and see if they apply to you:

Another takeaway? People are hungry, and we don't necessarily mean with lust. We mean literally. Seriously, we are a nation of pizza-consuming fiends.

Others revealed celebrity crushes or that they would prefer to watch TV online or watch movies online than be in any relationship with a human being.

This greatness first originated Comedy Central's @Midnight, which started via his usual Wednesday hashtag war with a simple gem: #MyLoveLifein3Words.

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Well, the game is called Family Feud, right?

In one of the more memorable clips from this very long-running game show, host Steve Harvey called two women up on a recent episode and posed to them a seemingly simply question:

If you could change one part of your husband’s body, what would it be?

Perhaps he should cut his hair. Maybe he has too much of a beer belly. Or maybe his penis is too small.

Wait... what?!? Watch the following video to see how a contestant named Joyce outed her husband's manhood in front of audience members and viewers - with her husband standing a few feet away, no less!

This isn't the first time a Family Feud response has left us in stitches.

About a year ago, a contestant proved to be clueless about zombies AND a little racist, while this finalist scored a total of ZERO points in the bonus round.

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Jimmy Kimmel likes to mock the weather in Los Angeles, especially when reporters FREAK OUT OVER THE RAIN.

On last night's edition of Jimmy Kimmel, however, the host prepared viewers for a forecast of sun, clouds and a definitely chance of.. male genitalia?!?

"There's actually someone at this show whose job it is to keep track of penis-shaped weather patterns," Kimmel told the audience. "His parents are very, very proud."

Kimmel then aired clips from Good Morning America and KCAL, among other shows and stations, which depicted meteorologists drawing penis-like shapes on their weather maps.

Why? Because penises are funny!

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Announcing one's pregnancy via a Facebook message? Please.

Alerting the world to your expecting state on Instagram? Come on.

Surprising your baby daddy with the news while E! cameras are rolling? Only if you're Kourtney Kardashian.

California couple Jacky Shu and Ben Snyder have come up with a truly original way to make their big reveal to family members, friends and, well, Internet users in general: They’ve put together a Wes Anderson movie-style trailer!

This pitch perfect parody features a montage of seemingly ordinary objects… an odd dance sequence… a dose of ironic ambivalence… record players… cigarettes and many other touches that relate to the director's unique work.

Best of all? The film is titled "The Pretentious Presentation Of The Uterine Inhabitant."

That's what we call dedication! We can't wait to see how Jacky and Ben announce the actual arrival of their baby.

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Veteran Cat is back to advise Unsure Kitten.

Back in June, we ran a Buzzfeed video that served as an extended, amazingly awesome ad for Friskies. It featured the narration of an older feline offering words of wisdom to a young animal of his same species, warning him against the "monster known as vaccum."

Now, the two have returned for another "Dear Kitten" spot, one focuses on that new "thing" in the house.

"It is called a 'dog,'" the older cat explains. "Imagine a cat. Now take away cleanliness, independence, and intelligence. What you have left is basically a dog."

The cat goes on to tell the kitten about what dogs do with newspapers... how they'll eat "butt paper"... and how they possess a "psycho furry sword" that he'd be well served to avoid.

Be sure to watch until at least the 2:10 mark and just try not to burst out laughing when the cat goes on about owners referring to their canines as a "puppy."

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Twins. Tightly bonded for life, yet often at odds.

Given the close proximity and the natural process by which they were born and must share everything, it's not surprising that it can be hard for them to coexist.

If you're this five-year-old girl, in particular ...

HUNT HIM

These fraternal twins apparently are having some issues, and she's looking to prevail in the conflict by forging a key alliance with their older brother.

Who, if she has her way, will help her take command over her twin, as she urges him, as only a five-year-old can, to “hunt him down and crush him.”

Poor Patrice must have felt she had no choice but to reach out to Matt in an attempt to combat Braeden, who being mean to her for unknown reasons.

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Jay Z goes by many names: Hov, Jigga, Mr. Knowles (Just kidding, Jay!) but one thing you should never say when encountering Sean Carter in public is, "Who dat?"

That's the lesson learned by a random French dude who dared wonder aloud about the Jigga Man's identity.

Yes, now that their On the Run tour has wrapped, the Carters are enjoying some downtime the same way as any normal family: traveling the globe and taking their 2-year-old to the world's most famous museums.

Unfortunately, going abroad means occasionally crossing paths with someone who doesn't recognize one of the world's most famous couples. It's good to know Jay has a hilarious response prepped for just such an occasion:

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Today's weather forecast? Surprisingly HOT AND STEAMY for October, at least in Memphis, where a local CBS Station accidentally linked to a porn site instead.

News channel WREG posted a tweet on Tuesday morning reminding viewers to "use our interactive radar to track the rain and storms," with this link, hilariously:

Rock Bone

SPOILER ALERT: That link does not go to their interactive radar.

PornHub (dot) com, for the uninitiated, puts a lot of different things on your radar. Just ask user Rockbone (possibly Rockboner) who got a nice traffic boost today.

The tweet has since been deleted by the station, and WREG has apologized, seemingly blaming a hacker for the incident in a follow-up Tweet ...

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Joe Biden is in Los Angeles this week.

As a result, that city has closed down a number of streets and created quite a few traffic jams in the process.

This is sort of understandable, Jimmy Kimmel reasoned on his talk show last night, because he is the Vice President of the United States and all. But, come on, Kimmel also asked. Is it really necessary?!?

After all, does anyone even know who Joe Biden is? No, really... anyone at all?

Kimmel sent a reporter out to the streets of Hollywood Boulevard to pose this very simple question, with the answers ranging from a "man" to a "terrorist group" to someone who would not get along with Barack Obama because Biden is white.

Pray for our nation and watch this video now:

Previously, Kimmel also proved that nearly no one knows the words to The Star-Spangled Banner.

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