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Two-and-a-half-year-old Zack loves dinosaurs.

Still, he's never seen a real-life one before - well none of us have, but you know what we mean - so when he came face-to-face with one at a local park, you can imagine he was overwhelmed and surprised by the size of the (robotic) creature.

Watch his adorable reaction below:

Kid Gets Scared of Dinosaur

Give Patricia Krentcil credit where due.

The New Jersey woman, now known as Tanning Mom after her arrest for (allegedly) letting her six-year-old go tanning with her, knows how to take a joke.

Kristen Wiig's impersonation of her on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update news segment this weekend was "well done," she told the New York Post.

Tanning Mom conceded, "The whole thing was hysterical."

Tanning Mom Saturday Night Live Parody

During the sketch, a charred-looking Wiig likened Patricia Krentcil to a Slim Jim, and later "Wile E. Coyote right after something's blown up in his face."

The 44-year-old Krentcil, who pleaded not guilty to felony child endangerment charges last week, was not nearly amused after Snooki called her crazy.

Russell Brand absolutely shut it down during his stand-up show in Atlantic City, N.J., just annihilating a heckler who had been taunting him about Katy Perry.

The heckler had been yelling Perry-related comments at the Borgata on Saturday, most of which went ignored by Russell, who split with Katy last winter.

But it was his yelling "God save the queen!" during a bit about the British royal family that sent the zany comic into full-scale verbal attack mode:

Russell Brand vs. Katy Perry Heckler

"What, mate?" Russell tentatively began. "I want to see what this person looks like, turn the lights on for me because I really want to achieve some sort of confirmation. Let's have a look... Come here, let's see you."

The audience was all too happy to direct Brand.

"Let's see how your mental illness looks in the daylight," Russell said, ushering the man forward. "It's you, is it? Oh, dear. I was hoping that your personality was just a result of physical beauty. But then I saw you."

Looks like there may be a few bugs in the newest version of the iOS.

People have complained that Siri rarely does what you actually want and that she can have a difficult time with nuances of different languages.

We had no idea Siri was a closet racist, however, until just now.

In a parody from Funny or Die, the virtual iPhone assistant offers advice to an African-American gentleman based solely on racial stereotypes.

Racist Siri

This is the second funniest spoof on the iPhone after last winter's nuclear marital Siri argument. When in doubt ... call your parole officer.

Other than that ... swag, swag, swag, swag, swag.

If you thought the potholes on your road were bad, maybe think twice before calling city hall. Chances are you have nothing on this Russian cabbie.

In the local news segment below, the maligned taxi driver laments that his vehicle is stuck in what is obviously a rather large gouge in the road.

One obscured, apparently, by water caused by a recent storm, poor drainage, or both. Don't you hate when that happens and you can't see how deep it is?

Speaking of which, watch what happens when he tries to get it out. Just wait.

Russian Taxi Driver

And by best, we mean worst.

It not unclear where this took place, or why the fella below was even handed the task, but during a break in the action at what looks like an NBA game, he attempted to jump off a small trampoline for a slam dunk, only to fall a few meters short.

This guy might not want to quit his day job. Unless this is his day job, in which case he should hope he lives in a liberal state with good unemployment benefits.

Epic Basketball Dunk FAIL

Yahoo will be introducing a web series that parodies The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, with Ben Stiller, Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman among the cast.

Burning Love, which debuts Monday, June 4 on the Yahoo Comedy Channel, depicts an over-the-top, dramatic and hypersexual reality dating show.

Scarily, this is not that much more absurd than the real thing ...

Burning Love Trailer

Yahoo’s Bachelor parody will follow fictional fireman Mark Orlando, played by Ken Marino, as the hunk searches for the perfect woman to give it to.

There will be bubble baths, hair extensions, spray-tans, bitter competition and genuinely insane women (one of them homeless) along the way.

Former Bachelor Jake Pavelka, hilariously, even makes a cameo.

Burning Love is totally a must-see. For more scoop on the actual series airing this summer, follow this link for all The Bachelorette spoilers so far.

Forget take your kid to work day. This is Take a Supermodel to Work Day.

In honor of this made-up but lots-of-fun holiday, Kate Upton shadows a pair of NBA pros - Kevin Durant and James Harden of the Oklahoma City Thunder - at work in a new ad campaign for Skullcandy headphones.

Watch what transpires when the fun-loving SI swimsuit cover girl hangs with the ballers all day. It's pretty awesome. Not as awesome as the Kate Upton "Cat Daddy" dance video, but really, few things in life ever will be ...

Kate Upton Skullcandy Ad

This is real pornography.
Wait… who's holding it? Two hands!
The end is purple.
What's taking him so long? He's so young.
She's just laying there.
That's a Brazilian.
That's what Greeks do… from the back.

And so the commentary goes in the following video, which claims to depict a trio of grandmothers watching Kim Kardashian Superstar. Are they actually witnessing Ray J thrust Kim... into the spotlight?

We'd like to think so. Actually, gross, we really would not. Either way, check out the hilarity now and decide for yourself:

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Viewing: Grandmother Style!

Old people. They're the best.

Mike is about to marry Sue, and in this video, his grandparents offer perhaps the greatest wedding toast of all time. Among their pieces of advice: Be good to each other, help each other financially, and make sure you have food in your Frigidaire.

Also, be sure to travel together a lot, but watch out for those topless European girls, and don't argue with each other ... except when you're arguing about arguing. 

A little PDA never hurts either, even after 72 years. To the happy couple!

Grandparents Give Wedding Toast, Advice