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Karma. It can be a ... you know what.

In the following video, a woman tapes a truck driver while he tailgates her on the highway and then flips her the middle finger when he finally passes her in the right lane.

He then immediately gets into a car accident.

"I couldn't move over because there were trucks in the right lane," the woman, who only identifies herself as Florida Driver, writes in the video description. “And I sure as heck wasn't going to speed on a rainy day with the roads being as slick as they were."

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Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they're aware of it or not.

Even when they're not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out.

Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences.

We're grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us).

If it weren't for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it's much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love.

Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less.

25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting
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Sex Ed

1. Sex Ed

That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum.


Frozen in Hell

2. Frozen in Hell

"Let It Go" is definitely playing on repeat.


PARK!

3. PARK!

Great moments in safe words.


Just Pretending?

4. Just Pretending?

[nods]


82 Percent

5. 82 Percent

That may be conservative.


Fingers Smell Like ...

6. Fingers Smell Like ...

... you can guess, and if you're a parent, relate.


Circle the Block a Few Times?

7. Circle the Block a Few Times?

If only ...


Close Enough

8. Close Enough

Eh, clothes are clothes.


Free Cats and Dogs!

9. Free Cats and Dogs!

Would be so cool.


You Don't Want to Know

10. You Don't Want to Know

You really don't.


I'll Tell on You

11. I'll Tell on You

They start early.


Fetch!

12. Fetch!

You know you do it.


Were You Born With Those?

13. Were You Born With Those?

It's a fair question.


RRP5D

14. RRP5D

Sounds about right.


Cheap Babysitter

15. Cheap Babysitter

Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential.


Sticks or ...

16. Sticks or ...

They do sound similar.


Suave 2 in 1

17. Suave 2 in 1

Hey, whatever works.


Can You Skip That?

18. Can You Skip That?

If only.


Used Food

19. Used Food

Ick. Who wants that.


Tolerance

20. Tolerance

Must be taught early.


Rabies

21. Rabies

Shares similar symptoms with fatigue.


Whine and Wine

22. Whine and Wine

Oh, how those words are intertwined.


Dad of the Year

23. Dad of the Year

It's a go-to.


Consensual Massage

24. Consensual Massage

Lessons all kids must understand.


Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0

25. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0

For those keeping score.


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by Free Britney at

Kids indeed say the darndest (and dirtiest) things, as Jimmy Kimmel proves beyond the shadow of a doubt in a new segment asking them to do just that.

On Tuesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, following the viral YouTube video of a toddler asked by his dad to rattle off all the bad words he knows, the host ran with it.

The host, whose love of kids cursing is well documented, approached children on Hollywood Boulevard and asked, “Do you know any naughty words?”

It turns out they do, and then some.

18 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone
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Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids "Do You Know Any Naughty Words?"

1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids "Do You Know Any Naughty Words?"

Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows ... Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words.


Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died!

2. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died!

Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly.


Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets

3. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets

Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now.


Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt

4. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt

Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it's safe to say he gets them good.


Jimmy Kimmel China Skit

5. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit

The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this "kill everyone in China" comment.


Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank

6. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank

What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy.


Jimmy Kimmel Live - Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013)

7. Jimmy Kimmel Live - Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch!


Jimmy Kimmel - Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act

8. Jimmy Kimmel - Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act

Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it's called.


Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview

9. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview

Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it.


Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank!

10. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank!

Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played.


Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel

11. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel

Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff!


Jimmy Kimmel 'Lie Witness News' at Coachella

12. Jimmy Kimmel 'Lie Witness News' at Coachella

Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013.


Escape From Gosselin Island

13. Escape From Gosselin Island

Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin's new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there.


Jimmy Kimmel - Lie Detective

14. Jimmy Kimmel - Lie Detective

Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It's hilarious and wrong.


Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos

15. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos

Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom's porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious ... for us.


Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective

16. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective

Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote!


Jimmy Kimmel Live at SXSW: Lie Witness News

17. Jimmy Kimmel Live at SXSW: Lie Witness News

Jimmy Kimmel Live visits SXSW in this hilarious edition of Lie Witness News. Watch him prank annoying music fans now.


Jimmy Kimmel Live Asks About Scheduled Earthquake

18. Jimmy Kimmel Live Asks About Scheduled Earthquake

Jimmy Kimmel fools a bunch of Los Angeles residents in this edition of Lie Witness News. Have they heard about the scheduled big earthquake?!?


The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America

19. The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America

The Kardashians are taking over the world. That's the subject of this phony PBS documentary.


Or words they think are dirty, anyway. The results were surprising, adorable, hilarious and eye-opening at the same time. Maybe they know something we don't?

Kids. They're the best.

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by Hilton Hater at

We already know what it takes to make a dog happy: leave the room, let him roll around on your bed.

We also know what it takes to make a dog frightened: place a cat inside a paper bag.

But magician Jose Ahonen has now determined what it takes to make a dog confused: make his treat disappear!

See the hilarious reaction of one canine to this cruel slight of hand in the following GIF:

Magician Fools Dog

Have no fear, dog lovers, Ahonen has noted that "all the dogs got treats before and after the trick."

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by Tattle Taylor at

Jimmy Fallon continues to bring the funny night after night on The Tonight Show.

This time Jimmy Fallon and Arnold Schwarzenegger spoofed a QVC segment featuring lines from AH-NOLD's iconic movies.

Schwarzenegger, introduced as a "renowned foodie," was overly fascinated with a Slap Chop. Why? Because the fascination allowed him to quote a line from the 1987 movie Predator

"Get to the chopper!" he exclaimed!

And no appearance by Arnold Schwarzenegger would be complete without a throwback to The Terminator. But you'll have to watch the video for that one.

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by Tattle Taylor at

Finally, something good comes out of Georgia politics!

Congressman John Lewis dancing to "Happy" by Pharrell might be the best thing to happen this legislative session. 

Yesterday, the International Day of Happiness, was also John Lewis' birthday. The last remaining member of the Civil Rights Movement's Big Six turned 74 recently and gathered with his staffers for a belated birthday celebration during which "Happy" was played.

The Congressman began dancing and declared "Happy" "his song." It's everybody's song, Congressman. It's probably a good enough song to bring about world peace.

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Ugh. There it is. Again. The dreaded morning commute. You're stuck in traffic, inching along, thinking you might make it in to work by the time you have to leave to go home and start the drive all over again and then you spot it.

A hilariously inappropriate license plate that sends you into a fit of giggles like you might still be 12.

But what about 15 hilariously inappropriate license plates? In a row. 

That's destined to make your morning commute not just bearable, but dare we say it, enjoyable.

Please join us in laughing at the insane level of WTF happening in these hilarious and inappropriate license plates. Yes, this IS real life. 

15 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
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Vaginas

1. Vaginas

Fist bumps to this driver for the clever use of the Virginia logo!


Viagra

2. Viagra

Hmmm..."viagra" on the back of a Corvette. Can you say mid-life crisis?


Are You 18, Cutie?

3. Are You 18, Cutie?

Here's hoping they're both 18, right?


Old Pedo

4. Old Pedo

Something tells us a license plate reading "old pedo" isn't making this guy any favors at his local park.


Ms. Poo

5. Ms. Poo

As in "Winnie the..." or shampoo? Please not the other thing. WHY?!?


I Swallow

6. I Swallow

Oh. Okay, then, so this license plate is also a business card. Good to know.


Fur Taco

7. Fur Taco

Anyone having flashbacks of Woody Harrelson's landlord from Kingpin?


Freaky

8. Freaky

Freaky...Deaky? Flo Rida lyrics? What is going on here?


Drunky

9. Drunky

How many DUIs do you think this person has?


BJ 4 Golf

10. BJ 4 Golf

Is golf a political office? Is BJ running?


Big Nads

11. Big Nads

Nads means something else in the antique car world, right? RIGHT?


Babyshaker

12. Babyshaker

I spy...IRONY on this tag. Do you?


Up Ours

13. Up Ours

Hey, dude. We think you forgot a letter in there.


Ass Orgy

14. Ass Orgy

This one ALMOST looks like it could just be an unfortunate random selection of letters. Almost. A55 RGY anyone?


Rub One Out

15. Rub One Out

Please don't do that while driving.


(Please don't photograph and drive.)

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by Hilton Hater at

Life can be tough sometimes.

A lawyer dares to call you in for a deposition. You get unfollowed by a fellow artist. You look like Octomom.

These are big enough problems on their own, but they're nothing compared to real problems; they're chopped liver compared to the sort of problems that earn the hashtag #FirstWorldProblems on Twitter.

Such as one's cleaning lady showing up late... or one's pool cover being broken... or one's iPad being too bright.

The horror of these stories! How do these folks survive?!? It's unclear.

But enjoy reading about first world whining below:

19 First World Problems That Elicit Little Sympathy
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Too Much Balsamic Vinegar!

1. Too Much Balsamic Vinegar!

Break out the violins, people. This person has put too much Balsamic Vinegar on her salad!


Tea with Soy Milk?!?

2. Tea with Soy Milk?!?

This person has tea with soy milk. How did she ever survive?


iPad Problems

3. iPad Problems

There are people in Africa who WISH they had iPads whose brightness could hurt their eyes.


Stuck with a Jeep

4. Stuck with a Jeep

This poor Twitter user only has a Jeep. Pity her, people. Pity her.


Where's the Cleaner?

5. Where's the Cleaner?

Don't you hate it when the person who does your laundry arrives late?


Broken Pool Cover

6. Broken Pool Cover

It doesn't get much worse than wanting to go for a dip and having your pool cover broken.


Tiny Wallet

7. Tiny Wallet

What is one to do when one has too many bills and credit cards for one's wallet?


Massage Disappointment

8. Massage Disappointment

A visit to Indonesia would be ruined for anyone if his/her massage didn't go well.


No Fennel!

9. No Fennel!

There's no fennel at the deli, people. NO FENNEL!


Guacamole Injury

10. Guacamole Injury

Ever experienced pain from an avocado? It hurts, people!


Too Much Sushi

11. Too Much Sushi

Feeling nauseous from having too much sushi? We've all been there. Sort of.


Pomegranate Pain

12. Pomegranate Pain

Peeling pomegranate is pure torture. It doesn't get much worse.


Broken Bechemel!

13. Broken Bechemel!

Noooo!!! This person's bechemel won't thicken!


Massage Table Nap

14. Massage Table Nap

Oops! This Twitter user fell asleep in her massage table once.


Overly Orange Zested

15. Overly Orange Zested

Too much orange zest in one mimosa can just ruin a Sunday.


Where is the Ironing Lady?!?

16. Where is the Ironing Lady?!?

It's bad enough to take up for the ironing lady. But when she doesn't show?!?


Stupid Toaster!

17. Stupid Toaster!

Why would a toaster without a bagel setting even exist?!?


Suffering from Souffle

18. Suffering from Souffle

We’re not sure what a broken souffle ramakin in. But it’s apparently painful.


Overly Saturated Quinoa

19. Overly Saturated Quinoa

Too much water in one's quinoa makes it scarcely worth eating, don't you agree?


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by Hilton Hater at

A decently sized Los Angeles earthquake shook up residents of California this week.

Did you catch how these anchors reacted when it hit? Pretty funny stuff.

But not nearly as funny as Jimmy Kimmel Live taking to the streets and asking folks if they are prepared for the really BIG earthquake that is scheduled to hit the next morning.

You know, the one they made up. 

But watch pedestrians react as if they're totally familiar with this fake natural disaster, highlighted by one guy saying he read about it on Facebook:

Lie Witness News has become one of Kimmel's most hilarious bits.

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A mother doing Yoga while balancing her four-year old on her contorted body? Amazing.

A man and a woman both donning Yoga pants and asking bystanders to judge their rear ends, without revealing initially that the man is actually a man?

Also amazing. In a very different way.

In the following video, noted YouTube prankster Yousef Saleh Erakat bends over and keeps his face hidden while his partner in hilarious crime asks various people who has the better butt.

Watch the reaction of some guys when they realize they have selected someone from their same gender:

Awesome, right?

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