This little kid's note to his father has gone viral on Reddit, and it's easy to see why. It willmake you smile, cringe, laugh and slap your head at the same time.
The back story: Dad cooked breakfast. The youngster enjoyed it.
Thus, this note was written, proclaiming Dad the best cook ever.
At least that's what we assume he meant by the last two words.
Without a doubt, Red Pandas were already winning at life.
Acting all cute. Looking like an awesome fox-raccoon hybrid Dr. Seuss critter. Not overhyped like their giant panda brethren. Inspiring the web browser known as Firefox.
They are one cool ass species by any measure, but did you know they could do gymnastics too? Watch one do his thing at a panda preserve in Fuzhou, China.
How many pull-ups can you do, cross-fitters?
A Barbie doll reading Rebecca Martinson's absolutely insane Delta Gamma sorority email that went viral last week? Pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?
Yes. But it's still hilarious.
While not quite equaling the gravitas of Michael Shannon's reenactment of the screed, YouTube's Most Popular Girls In School show had Barbie read the thing.
The result is fairly freaking amazing.
There's nothing quite like watching a smiling, innocent-looking Barbie berate her fellow sisters whilst saying "double f**king newsflash" or "c*nt punt."
Handjobs and salutations to all.
Is the Mars Rover defiling the Red Planet with lewd drawings?
Take a look at this photo from Reddit and see for yourself:
Rover capable of landing on and exploring Mars: $800 million.
Team of geniuses hired to operate said rover: $1 billion.
Drawing penises on another planet: Priceless.
Jimmy Kimmel took his recurring “Lie Witness News” segment to Coachella last weekend, in an effort to get the perspective of festival-goers on various bands.
Ones that do not actually exist.
“Music fans love knowing about bands no one else has heard of," he dryly noted, then decided to take this idea to an entirely different, absurd level.
"So we sent a camera crew to Coachella, and we asked people walking into the venue what they thought about a bunch of bands whose names we made up.”
Among the awesome band names Kimmel and his correspondent invented: Dr. Shlomo & G.I. Clinic, The Chelsea Clintons and Get The F**k Out of My Pool.
Two Door Cinema Club is actually real, however, to make it even more confusing.
Celebrities love to share their thoughts on Twitter.
Isn't that right, Amanda Bynes? Kim Kardashian?
This isn't to say that said Tweets are pearls of wisdom, or even coherent. In many cases, they are of little use and may be more confusing than anything.
With this in mind, a new YouTube video pays homage to some of the best Tweets from celebrities in music video form, because it was only a matter of time.
Check it out below and sing along!
When an insane sorority girl email from a University of Maryland student to her Delta Gamma sisters leaked online, people were stunned. Appalled.
Shocked. Falling over laughing. So many emotions.
Whatever you made of her strongly-worded expletive-ridden rant, it clearly required a spoke-word reading by a performer with gravitas. Enter Michael Shannon.
Watch below as the thespian (Boardwalk Empire, Take Shelter, Revolutionary Road) and his commanding presence bring the email to life for Funny or Die:
While the text of the email posted by THG initially listed the author's name as Julia, she was later revealed as Rebecca Martinson. Well played, Rebecca.
Now please see the UMD Counseling office.
Cats. They rule the Internet. Here's reason #385,201 why.
Our feline companions often amuse us in surprising ways. Like in this case, when an unnamed Russian kitty found the end of a vacuum cleaner hose quite irresistible.
The hose briefly attempts to engulf its face, but the orange cat is undeterred. In fact, he then proceeds to grip it like a bong and hit that piece over and over!
We know. It's a slow news day.
Posted on Thursday of last week, this cat video is already approaching 3.5 million views. More than a few of whom have made bong-related comments.
Appropriate, with Saturday being 4/20 and all.
Parents are generally tasked with imparting sage advice upon their offspring, but in this case, August the toddler seems to be dispensing the pearls of wisdom.
The little girl refuses to accept help from her dad when it comes to unbuckling herself from her car seat. Instead, she repeatedly (yet politely) orders him:
"Worry about yourself!"
A wise and intuitive youngster, this one.
Self-sufficiency is a lesson that usually isn't learned for at least another 10-30 years among American youth these days. So far ahead of the curve.
You have to watch the anchors of Good Day Philly break down in tears - laughing - three seconds after completing an interview with Olympian Ryan Lochte.
Ryan came on the show to promote his new reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Apparently Ryan doesn't do TV interviews, that's for sure.
Check out the end of this one - and the anchors' reactions:
You know it's bad when you zone out live on camera, as if your mind is somewhere else (or just absent) ... and then when you do talk, it may be worse.
But hey, the man can swim a 400-meter individual medley, and "if you're the man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning" is a mantra to live by.
Whatever that means.
The Hangover Part III star Justin Bartha chimes in exclusively about the comedy franchise coming to a close. Bartha talks about what it is that makes The Wolfpack so darn popular.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones dropped three new character posters. Lily Collins and Jonathan Rhys Meyers star.
General Zod issues a threat in the new Man of Steel trailer. Michael Shannon plays the villain in the new Superman movie.
Which summer show has you most excited? That's what we asked our staff members this week.
On the Criminal Minds season finale, the BAU investigates a series of suspicious deaths after victims suddenly start bleeding from the eyes and mouth. Meanwhile, the Replicator finally makes an appearance.
On the NCIS: Los Angeles season 4 finale, Isaak Sidorov tortures both Sam and Deeks. Did the show go too far?
Jams or Jellies? What's a chutney? If you've ever wondered about the differences among all of the different types of soft spreads you can cook up in your kitchen, then look no further!
This orange julius fudge recipe is topped with chocolate morsels and possesses an orange zest in the base. It's sweet, it's tasty, it's a must-make dessert!
Use it as a spread, dip or sauce. This popular Indian cilantro chutney is easy to make with just a few basic ingredients.
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