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The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you've never heard of the event, don't worry - neither has anyone else.

It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke.

But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp's BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage:

Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage.

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In her new single, Taylor Swift talks about "torture." And a relationship that "goes down in flames." She also mentions the fact that she's "insane."

So, wait, is "Blank Space" the name of Swift's latest track? Or the title of a horror movie? Why can't it be both?!?

The geniuses at Slate have transformed Swift’s version of Gone Girl’s Amy Dunne into a horror movie trailer… by just adding some sound effects to actual footage from the video.

Confused? Click play and you'll simply be entertained.

The world in general has been having a lot of fun with Swift's "Blank Space." Including Swift herself!

Did you catch Taylor lip-syncing to the song while riding in a car with a beloved British DJ?

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Even though her Wikipedia page says Courtney Stodden is a singer, the 20-year-old's only real talents seem to be marrying much older men and having giant breasts.

Those skills have served her well, but considering Courtney and Doug Hutchison's reality show pilot was turned down by...well, everyone, it's not surprising that she's trying to branch out as part of her bid to remain relevant.

Fortunately, Courntney's not trying to become a Serious Actress, or anything ridiculous like that. Instead she's sticking to her strengths by bouncing around a lot and making herself the butt of every joke:

Courtney is at her most amusing when she's making fun of herself and her ditzy blonde image, and that's just what she does here. Her jokes actually aren't terrible, but as always, Courtney's boobs steal the spotlight.

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As Jerry Seinfeld once mused, there's good naked and there's bad naked.

Similarly, there's also good Twerking and bad Twerking.

A turtle Twerking in a bathtub? Good. A beautiful young woman making $100,000 per year for Twerking? Very good (for her).

On the flipside, a girl literally crapping her pants while shaking her rear end on camera? Bad Twerking. Horrible Twerking. The worst kind of Twerking we can ever imagine.

Watch the following footage at your own risk in order to see this accident actually transpire:

Please, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus and company. Please tell us this incident puts an end to Twerking forever.

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Hey, did you hear about today's comet landing?!?

No? Because you were too busy ogling a butt naked Kim Kardashian on the cover of Paper Magazine? Fair enough.

So here's a quick summary:

For the first time in the history of mankind, a spacecraft from Earth landed on the face of a comet.

The European Space Agency's Philae lander touched down on the 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko comet this morning while it was hurtling through very deep space.

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In case you somehow have not heard, Kim Kardashian covers the winter issue of Paper magazine.

Or, to be specific, Kim Kardashian's insanely-oiled rear end covers the winter issue of People magazine.

The revealing pictorial has resulted in a number of reactions across the Internet, from Naya Rivera slamming Kardashian ("You're someone's mother...") to ESPN host Michelle Beadle asking the following on Twitter:

"Are we done talking about giant, greasy poo-makers yet?"

  • Kim Kardashian Ass Photo
  • Kim Kardashian Paper Photo

The answer, of course, is a resounding NO. We're not even close to being done talking about Kim Kardashian nude yet!

The World Wide Web has gone ahead and stepped up like only the World Wide Web can, as users around the nation have tweaked the X-rated cover photo in a number of fun ways.

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Pat Sajak has finally had it.

Over the past few weeks, the Wheel of Fortune host has had to deal with one contestant asking about the same letter as the previous contestant, along with another player taking the worst... guess... ever.

So can you really blame Sajak for finally getting fed up and walking away from the iconic game show's set?

See what prompted this action in the following sneak peek:

Pretty hilarious, no?

Imagine if "Riding a Brown Horse" was actually correct! It would instantly overtake this amazing Wheel of Fortune guess as the greatest in television history.

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Jimmy Pope, a man cleaning his apartment shirtless and dancing to an ‘80s pop classic, has become a viral sensation, seeing as ... well, he's him, and doing that.

A video of Pope, cleverly entitled “Cleaning Dancing Roommate,” uploaded to YouTube on Thursday. It's been watched nearly 4.5 million times. See why:

In the 30-second clip, the shirtless (and undeniably attractive) man in his underwear, gets down to Sheena Easton’s “Morning Train” while doing household chores.

He eventually notices he's been filmed, drops his Swiffer, and exclaims with a combination of embarrassment and amusement, “S--t! Are you kidding me?”

Swiffer dance maniac Jimmy Pope is from Baltimore, Maryland.

He's an after-school volunteer at Guardian Dance, though his abs do not work in the business full-time. By day, he’s an Industrial Operations Analyst.

Good looks and smarts, to boot? Talk about the whole package.

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Taylor Swift's smash single "Shake It Off" has become so ubiquitous since its release earlier this fall that it somehow even managed to travel through time.

How else do you explain her album sales, which look like totals from a bygone era, or the fact that an '80s aerobics routine managed to use the hit track?

Or so you might think, thanks to YouTube user Thomas Jung, who combined this '80s video with the song, making for just about the best video maybe ever:

The choreography, originally performed at the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship hosted by Alan Thicke, syncs perfectly to "Shake It Off."

We're not sure what's funnier, how well Swift's song fits the video or the fact that this was, at one point, an actual thing that existed somewhere in civilization.

It's almost as if Swift (who was born in 1989 and whose already wildly successful album 1989 was released last week) wrote the tune while watching this clip.

We can certainly see her dancing like this in the studio or at home.

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Who says the news can't be fun?

Not Dan Thorn, that's for sure.

The CBS 59 anchor, who joined his team in February of last year, has grown into a viral sensation due to his abundance of dance moves, which he’ll break out behind the desk prior to his program going live on air.

The Internet has fallen in love with Thorn. Co-anchor Sarah Pisciuneri? Not so much...

You can see her annoyed reaction to Thorn making like Taylor Swift in the above video, but this isn't the only time Thorn has tried to make his colleague move and/or groove.

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