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Yes, hello. I'd like a pizza delivered to Shades of Death Dr. To get there, you bang a left at Dildo Lane and then turn on to Chicken Dinner Road and... hello?!?

THG interns have spent the past few months traveling the country and taking note of two things:

  1. Cars with hilariously inappropriate license plates.
  2. Streets with hilariously inappropriate names.

As linked to above, they did an outstanding job coming up with the first list.

And, as you'll see below, they also exceled at the second. It's important to note that these are real street names. We did not make any of them up. So sit down, strap in and prepare to take a trip to Skunks Misery Road now...

Weiner Cutoff Rd.
No, Lorena Bobbitt does not live here.

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Driving along on a typical day recently, a dad noticed a lot of movement in his rear view mirror. Something caught his eye that was unusual and alarming.

An accident? A weather hazard? A motorist driving dangerously?

No, no, no. He realized that his daughter was in the middle of an epic photo shoot of her own creation, mugging for selfies like it was her job in back.

After watching and laughing silently for a minute or so, he realized that for her sake and ours, he needed to immortalize this moment for all eternity.

And that is what he did, later sharing it on YouTube in all its glory.

The main takeaway here is that parents no longer need to regale people with embarrassing stories about their kids. Just document their normal behavior.

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Look, we're not saying that some people have too much time in their hands, but... well, okay, fine, that's pretty much exactly what we're saying.

Some people probably have too much time on their hands. So they use their hands to text, tweet, message, and do things that aren't really productive. (Like take selfies.)

We're not at all, however, implying that we don't love being the beneficiaries of said time-wasting, especially when those people spend their time creating emoji masterpieces

From songs to stories to incredible pictures made up solely of other pictures, these 27 amazing emoji masterpieces are works of art ...

Fresh Prince
You know you're totally singing this song right now. Don't even pretend like you aren't.

And then of course there are times when people used emoji to tell their significant others a different kind of story. A story kind of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Sexting emoji are legit and real life.

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In July, a Comcast user tried to cancel his service... only to be met by the most unfriendly, unhelpful company representative in the history of customer support.

This is the exact opposite of that.

Reddit poster UranusExplorer (hehe) recently contacted Amazon because he had yet to receive a book he ordered.

At the outset of his online chat, UranusExplorer (hehe) was told he was speaking with a customer service representative named Thor.

So UranusExplorer (hehe) went along with it it and asked if he could be referred to as Odin, Thor's father in Norse mythology). The Amazon employee agreed and the following, EPIC exchange ensued:

Amazon Customer Service Chat

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Just when you think you've seen every Ice Bucket Challenge fail possible, from folks missing their intended targets to young women bleeding from their mouths, along comes an idiot who lights himself on fire.

On purpose. At least initially.

Donning camouflage cargo shorts and an American flag vest while holding a giant Confederate Flag, this moron chose to ignite his hair (so he could put it out with the ice water, naturally)… only the genius plan didn’t go so well.

The flames spread, the imbecile panicked, his friends swooped in to suggest he role around on the ground and, eventually, order was restored.

As far as we know, the subject is resting safely at the moment, which is a good thing. Unless he chooses to procreate.

Seriously, dude. Never procreate.

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"Read to your children," they said!

"It's good for them," they said!

And then you went to the bookstore and there, on the shelf, were children's books titled You Can't Be an Astronaut and Who Cares About the Elderly?

Yes, those are some of the shockingly and hilariously real titles we discovered when researching books you can actually buy for your little ones:

Aiming Low
Meh, you don't need to be an astronaut when you grow up, kid! You can be a garbage man instead.

So those are probably NOT the books you'd want to buy and read to your young ones when given a choice. Probably. Go the F--k to Sleep, however...

Bad ideas for children's books abound, it seems, as do lines of literature that, when lacking context, sound more than a little like porn than they should.

What are we REALLY teaching our kids there, Dick? Huh?

Dear Celebrity Parents, don't read these 41 amusing, but inappropriate children's books to your kids, okay? Looking at you, Kim Kardashian. Looking at you.

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Bryan Cranston and Julia Louis-Dreyfus were winners in more ways than one at the 2014 Emmy Awards.

Both stars took home actual Emmys Awards, with Cranston winning his fourth for Breaking Bad and Louis-Dreyfus her third for Veep (she has incredibly won Leading Actress in a Comedy for three different shows).

But they also won the funny bones of viewers everywhere after they presented on stage together and Louis-Dreyfus joked that Cranston looks a lot like the actor who played a dentist in Seinfeld years ago.

That was me, Cranston insisted. We had a kissing scene together!

Cut to a few minutes later. The actress wins her award. Cranston cuts her off and plants a HUGE kiss on her lips.

Louis-Dreyfus then gets to the podium, looks a bit wobbly and concludes: Oh, yeah. He was on Seinfeld.

To steal a line from Seinfeld: comedic gold, people.

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Earlier this month, an unnamed woman decided to live the rest of her life as the loyal bride of her loving fiance.

She then partied, got drunk and decided to Live Más!

Indeed, an awesome photo recently went up on Reddit with the caption "my drunk wife trying to order Taco Bell after the reception."

And when someone asked why the couple was at Taco Bell after their nuptials, the husband responded with, "because we like to party. And it was next to the hotel."

Seriously, commenter, how is that even a question?!?

Drunk Bride at Taco Bell

It's safe to say this was definitely NOT a wedding fail.

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Take solace, adorable French Bulldog Puppy. You aren't the only canine who gets mesmerized by a doorstop.

The following video featured a Golden Retriever named Stella who is either scared, confused or excited by this everyday living room item. Perhaps all three at once.

But whatever Stella's emotion, the reaction of all those who watch this video will be the same: a great deal of laughter.

It's precious and adorable and you should check it out now:

Dogs reacting to stuff is the best, isn't it?

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If there's one good thing about living in the digital age - where every single moment of our lives can be documented on Facebook and Instagram for the world to see - it's that we have the power to delete terrible photos instantly!

In Ye Olden Days of Photography, such was not the case - and there are more than a million awkward and ill-timed photos to pay homage to the decades where pics were taken with film and no one was quite sure what the image would look like until it was developed and way, way too late.

Thumbs Up!
We approve of this awkward school photo gallery, too.

Hence, terrible school photos forever capturing childhood and adolescence were born. The only way to get rid of them is to burn them, and we're pretty sure that's what a lot of these people wanted to do.

Actually, we're pretty sure a lot of people were proud of these photos at the time they were taken, and we can't quite decide if that's a good thing (yay self-esteem!) or a bad thing (boooo delusional people!). 

So you decide. Take a look at the 35 most awkward school photos EVER in the gallery above, and know two things:

  1. Your photos probably AREN'T as bad as this.
  2. EVERYBODY had an awkward phase.

Just in case awkward school photos weren't enough humiliation, some parents actually went all the way and included everyone in these awkward family photos:

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