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A blow to the back of the neck is a punch named for this animal.

Some poor guy will officially never live down guessing "donkey punch," erroneously, on Jeopardy this week. Turns out it's a rabbit, not a donkey.

If you're curious what a donkey punch is or why this clip has gone viral, we invite you to Google it. With the SafeSearch feature on. Trust us.

Or just check out the Urban Dictionary definition of this, umm, amorous act, which we cannot imagine will come up on any other game show.

Check out the clip from Monday's episode below:

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As a follow-up to his infamous YouTube Christmas challenge, in which he asked parents to film their unsuspecting kids opening terrible presents for the holidays for the sake of comedy Jimmy Kimmel has released a new montage of footage.

Because people kept doing this well after Christmas, obviously. Some of the best "gifts":

  • Pickles and broccoli (mmm)
  • A sponge, possibly used
  • Taco seasoning (don't you love tacos?!)
  • Barbie dolls (for guys, two different occasions)
  • A Packers jersey (for a young, passionate female Bears fan)

Check out the hilarious video below ...

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"Drinks, dinner, decisions. Arrive a guest. Leave a legend."

The advertisement was meant to showcase nightlife in North Dakota: Two young men and three women flirt through the window of a downtown Fargo hotel bar.

Yes, this is serious and apparently, it caused such uproar that it was pulled for being too racy. After dozens of complaints that it makes the state look like a tawdry come-on, the state's tourism division yanked it late last week.

North Dakota Tourism Ad

One commenter called the ad "sickening," while another called it a "disgrace." Others speculated about what the people in the photo needed to do to "leave a legend."

It does kind of sound like a vintage Barney Stinson quote.

Finken and Sara Otte Coleman, director of North Dakota's tourism division, said Friday that they were surprised by the reaction to the ad among the public.

"I certainly didn't think it was over the line or in any way in poor taste ... It really just takes 1-2 (negative comments), and people jump on the bandwagon."

All we know is we need to visit North Dakota apparently.

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We get pretty psyched for dinner too, but this takes it to a new level.

This adorable puppy is so super excited to eat that he can't even stay on his own feet! It could also be a tactical approach to devouring his nightly meal. When you're that small, maybe you need to adjust the angle for optimal scarfing.

Either way, he's just too cute. We've all been there, right?

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Elton John's husband David Furnish is PISSED that "Masterpiece" singer Madonna was among 2012's Golden Globe Award winners with the Best Original Song.

Furnish called Madonna's acceptance speech "embarrassing in its narcissism."

Just moments after she won the statue, Furnish went to his Facebook page and WENT OFF on the Material Girl, writing, "Madonna. Best song???? F**k off!!!"

Elton John, who was nominated for a song from Gnomeo & Juliet, did not look happy when Madonna's name was announced, but he has not commented.

Furnish, however, did not hold back in letting Madonna, who won for a song from W.E., have it, referencing her recent quasi-feud with another singer.

"Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows these awards have nothing to do with merit," he said. "Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it's narcissism. And her criticism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is."

In related news, Madonna's cleavage was off the hook last night.

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Ricky Gervais zinged Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber.

George Clooney mocked Brad Pitt and joked that Michael Fassbender has a large penis.

Michelle Williams made us tear up via a gracious speech that focused on her daughter.

But the moment of the night on the 2012 Golden Globe Awards telecast belonged to Seth Rogen, who walked on stage to present an award alongside Kate Beckinsale - considered the Sexiest Woman Alive by some - and told the audience he was trying to conceal a "massive erection." Watch the quip below, along with Beckinsale's unplanned reaction:

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Britney Spears is loving life at home these days.

Just days after posting some adorable kid photos on Facebook and Twitter, the singer uploaded a video of her eldest son showcasing his dance skills.

Check out six-year-old Sean Preston Federline getting DOWN to the oldie "Shake Your Groove Thing" by Peaches & Herb through a video game ...

It would be cute to see the little fella bust a move no matter how good he was, but the youngster does appear to have some talent, doesn't he?

He's certainly got the focus. When younger brother Jayden James, 5, got anywhere near Preston's dance zone, he was promptly chastised.

Kids. Keep the video and pics coming, Britney!

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Kids. They say such absurd things.

Some more than others. In this case, a youngster turned an innocuous knock knock joke into a genuinely awkward moment, turning off a cute girl in the process.

Watch the exchange below:

The transcript as we best understand it:

Boy: Superman on what?
Girl: I have no possible idea... that's all I know of the joke.
Boy: Might be on a hotdog?! [smiles deviously]
Girl: Yeah ... [scoots away from future 40-Year-Old Virgin ASAP]

Well played, guy. Or poorly played, depending on your viewpoint.

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A Chicago Blackhawks fan made the most of his chance at an intermission contest at the United Center. But it had nothing to do with his slap shot in "Shoot The Puck."

He misfired badly on his attempts to score goals and win prizes, but his consolation prize was an interview with lovely Comcast SportsNet Chicago reporter Sarah Kustok.

After recalling his failure in the contest, he told Kustok "I love you" live on center ice at the Blackhawks vs. Minnesota Wild game last night. Here's our hero in action:

This was no casual one-off. The Casanova of Chicago hockey then repeated his profession for good measure, telling her. "You're so pretty and beautiful. I love you."

Kustok, who blushed and was clearly not expecting this, responded, "I don't even know what to say. I'm just going to say thank you. I don't know what to say."

Say you'll marry him on Center Ice next game Sarah.

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Boosted by a poll showing him leading Jon Huntsman in South Carolina, Stephen Colbert kicked off his Comedy Central show Thursday by bringing out his lawyer, Trevor Potter, to discuss the logistics of a possible presidential run.

The first order of business: Colbert's Super PAC. A candidate can't run a political action committee, even if said committee supports said candidate and raise unlimited funds.

“Can I run for president and keep my Super PAC?” Colbert asked. Potter replied, “No... A candidate cannot run a Super PAC. That would be coordinating with yourself.”

Colbert: “But... I love my Super PAC. And I love money.”

Trevor explained that someone else could take over the Super PAC, as long as it that person and Colbert do not coordinate strategy. Seriously, this is the law.

Who better to do the job than Jon Stewart!

“I’m honored,” he said, signing documents and holding hands for a “super activation.” With Stewart at the helm of Colbert’s Super PAC, what's Steve's plan?

“I am proud to announce I am forming an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork for my possible candidacy for the President of the United States of South Carolina!”

Colbert, a native of the Palmetto State, previously offered to fund the upcoming January 21 Republican primary in exchange for its naming rights.

He's got our vote. Colbert/Stewart 2012?