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"I search for the ones who think they beat the system. They're not hard to find."

Many are outraged over the Casey Anthony verdict. Dexter is not one of them.

Many people are so fired up, they're making actual death threats against Anthony and those they believe abetted her acquittal. Dexter is not one of them, either.

As fans of Showtime's Dexter know, he's a low-flier, lurking in the shadows, biding his time before the dark passenger strikes. If the system fails, he's on it!

In this video spoof, our favorite forensic analyst watches the verdict with his Miami Metro PD colleagues, knowing full well that on July 17, she'll get hers:

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The spirit of the late Michael Jackson lives on, be it in this Brazilian cab driver's voice or the dance moves of a kid at Seattle's Safeco Field.

In between innings at a Mariners game, this smooth criminal stole the spotlight from his hometown team (not that difficult, they're 43-48).

Showcasing his skills to the sounds of MJ's iconic "Thriller," the youngster caught the eye of a camera operator and the entire stadium.

All we have to say is swag, bro. SWAG.

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We can debate the jury's decision endlessly, but one thing is undeniably clear about the year's most scrutinized and controversial court case:

Casey Anthony is frickin' hot!

Well, as accused child killers go anyway. She's a fresh-faced, natural beauty, and a lot of her colleagues look like John Wayne Gacy. Case? Rested.

Anyway, how does she do it? In another edition of Michelle's Makeup Tips, The Second City Network shows you how to get Casey's "look" ...

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We haven't seen a viral video about cats this funny since ... the spoof upon which this spoof is based. Or Mylo the rapping cat, he was good too.

Anyway, somebody took the hilarious, eHarmony video profile of Debbie, the crazy cat loving girl, and made an auto-tuned dance remix out of it.

In addition to a beat that will BLOW THE ROOF off the club, it also poses an existential dilemma: We just can’t love every cat. What are we to do?!

The video is actually an ad for Songify, the new free Gregory Brothers iPhone app from Khush. As for Debbie, no word if she's still single ...

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What's not to love about moderate-to-small dogs on swings, enjoying some tranquility in an urban park somewhere in the eastern hemisphere?

Not a lot if you ask THG.

Although the video pretty much speaks for itself, if you can read this, you may have a better idea what's going on, because we have no clue.

Anyway, enjoy this minute and 19 seconds of zen ...

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Barack is dealing with a lot these days.

Trying to manage two wars, revive a stagnant economy, provide health care, reach a compromise over the federal debt ceiling and keep various factious of constituents happy regarding social issues is a balancing act, to be sure.

One he seems a bit overwhelmed by in this College Humor video, which uses a Fourth of July BBQ as a metaphor for President Obama's life ...

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It's a five-peat for Joey Chesnut.

The competitive eater gobbled away the competition yesterday at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island yesterday. The San Jose, California native fell six short of the record 68 he swallowed in 2009, but was still proud of his overall effort.

"I came out here to win and did what I had to do," Chestnut told ESPN.

On the female side, Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas ate 40 hot dogs to conquer all.

Watch highlights of these voracious victors above.

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A man named Justin John Bieber is creating quite the stir on Facebook for two reasons:

  1. His name.
  2. The fact that he goes off on Justin Bieber.
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A 50-year old man, this Justin Bieber feels as attached to his name as Michael Bolton did on Office Space: he was here first, he thinks the other Justin Bieber is a "punk ass little bandit" and he has no intention of changing it!

We don't approve of some of Justin John's language or reference, but it's better to see a middle-aged man turning away "little girls" than trying to friend them, isn't it?

UPDATE: Apparently this Facebook profile is a fake and the picture is of French computer scientist Michael Xhaard.

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Perhaps fed up by repeated references to bands and TV shows jumping his kind, this four-foot spinner shark decided it was time for some aerial acrobatics.

In a video amazingly captured by Orlando Sentinel photographer Jacob Langston, the giant fish can be seen showcasing serious vertical leap and hang time.

It happened in the blink of an eye, but pay attention and you'll clearly see it clear a stunned New Smyrna Beach surfer just off the coast of Florida:

As unreal as this clip is, it's a fairly common occurrence, and spinners, whose teeth are made for munching small fish, don't attack people.

When this occurred, a nearby surfer exclaimed, "Dude! Did you see that?" Langston actually didn't at that very instant, but his camera did.

Awesome on its own merit, and for the joke potential. This is the most blatant shark jumping since Denny came back as a ghost on Grey's Anatomy.

We're here all day.

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Tom Hanks is a man of many talents.

Visiting Univision Deportes' Despierta America Tuesday to promote Larry Crowne, the actor decided to also liven up the weather segment of the Spanish-language program, getting his DANCE on with co-host Chiquinquira Delgado!

We haven't the slightest idea what Larry Crowne is about. But we're grateful it exists, 'cause we have now been treated to Tom Hanks dancing, having no clue how green screens work, and yelling random temperatures in Spanish:

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