You gotta see this.
A Cleveland man was apprehended on suspicion of robbery earlier this week, at which point the officers on the scene searched his pockets as they had the suspect pinned against the hood of their squad car and applied handcuffs.
You wouldn't believe what happened to an apparently important piece of evidence they left on the hood after they removed it from his coat pocket, though ...
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Talk about a big splash! An American model measuring 205 cm (she's about 6'9") is set to be featured on the cover of Australian magazine Zoo Weekly.
You think you've seen it all. The model, named Eve, appears on the cover of the magazine's current issue alongside a 162 cm-tall (5'3") Aussie model.
On Seinfeld, George Constanza dreamed of one day sleeping with a giant woman. But George was a short, bald fella. To him, tall meant about 5'11".
Eve is truly head and shoulders above the other models out there.
"No other magazine has put a woman who's nearly seven feel tall on the cover," editor Paul Merrill said, and he's probably correct in that assumption.
"We had ... her bikini specially made, but it was worth it."
Was it? Vote below!
Eve, the world's tallest model: Would you hit it?
Truth is stranger than fiction, and some things you simply couldn't make up.
This was true in the case of Carrie Prejean on Larry King last night, an interview a hissy fit conjuring up memories of pre-school as it awkwardly played out.
It is also true of the trailer for MTV's new series Jersey Shore, which airs its first (and hopefully last) episode December 3 on that sad excuse for a network.
Remember when MTV's reason for being was to play and talk about music? At some point they decided this had run its course, and instead, they would focus on their "original" programming. The only problem? It's all unwatchable dreck.
Tuesday night during The City, the first promo for Jersey Shore aired, with an enticing hook: "MTV is taking you inside a shore house like you have never seen, full of the hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos!" Yes, they said guidos. Really:
If you want to watch a bunch of losers who "keep their hair high, their muscles juiced, and their fists pumping all summer long," this is the show for you!
And you need to see a psychiatrist ASAP.
Who among us hasn't had a regrettable email incident? Sending your lawyer something meant for your friend because their names are similar, or replying to all when you meant to reply to one person bashing someone else on the email, for example.
While embarrassing, most such incidents are harmless and funny in retrospect.
Not so much for a married Cornell Business School IT guy named John, who managed to out his affair with married co-worker Lisa by BCCing the entire school.
We're not even sure how that's possible, but he found a way. And now their hot, steamy affair, which apparently involved a lot of eighth-grade-reading-level sex puns in addition to sneaking around, is public knowledge.
John and Lisa apparently enjoy tickling each other and much more.
What would Andy Bernard say about a scandal at the alma mater he so loves to name drop? We can only imagine The Office quotes that could result from this.
You can follow this link for the entire email exchange, but we've excerpted some of the (extremely unsafe for work/school) highlights for you after the jump.
Remember, people. Just use AIM next time ...
There are a lot of complete wackos out in the U.S. prison system, but very few of them (probably for the best) hand-write court papers and file lawsuits.
Jonathan Lee Riches (a.k.a. Bernard Madoff) is one of the chosen few.
In a recent court declaration, the Indiana inmate sued for custody of the eight kids of Jon and Kate Gosselin and the offspring of Octomom Nadya Suleman.
Oh, and in a political bombshell, Frances Quinn Hunter, the love child of Rielle Hunter believed to have been fathered by John Edwards, is apparently his too!
Riches also wants custody, for some reason, of the kids on ABC's soap opera All My Children, and is demanding a paternity test on Bristol Palin's son Tripp.
Guess he's not entirely sure he's the father and not Levi Johnston.
Jon Gosselin is totally off the hook for child support now!
More little-known facts revealed in Jonathan Lee Riches' lawsuit:
Most things sound better when master thespian William Shatner recites it over soothing, melodic percussion. Levi Johnston's Twitter page (real or fake) is no exception.
Levi is furious over a skit on last night's Tonight Show in which Levi came off looking like a moronic, racially insensitive pothead ... by virtue of his own Twitter page.
His alleged Twitter page, anyway. The attorney for the future Playgirl centerfold is claiming that the outrageous Tweets Conan O'Brien attributed to Levi are fake.
Conan introduced the skit referencing Shatner's reciting of Sarah Palin's inane farewell speech over the summer, and saying who better than to read Levi's Tweets?
"All real ... we did not make these up," Conan added.
Among the Tweets read poetry-style by Shatner: "Anybody know where I can get some good weed?" "Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?" "Whats the deal with the taxi drivers not speaking English, is there a law against it?"
And: "You know you're a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis. LM ... AO."
His lawyer, Rex Butler, is not LMAO. He is demanding a retraction from NBC, as well as from Twitter, saying that "I think they have an obligation once something like this happens to make some kind of corrective measure."
NBC has yet to comment. Here's the hilarious video in question ...
You have to hand it to South Park.
As one of our editors puts it, "as long as the world keeps doing stupid $h!t, they have unlimited material." Maybe so, but they never fail to deliver on said material.
Last week, Eric Cartman performed Lady Gaga's hit "Poker Face" and while far from sophisticated, the humor of listening to the song in his G*d-awful voice is classic.
The premise? Cartman channeled Lady Gaga while playing Rock Band, but Stan wanted the gang to join him protesting the Japanese killing whales and dolphins.
They refused, and then used the song in a montage as Stan led a group of pirates (Sea Shepard) to attack the Japanese whalers. Pretty much speaks for itself.
Here's a fan video containing both the remix and the music video ...
You think you've seen it all.
A Wisconsin woman called 911 this week to report a drunk driver ... who happened to be herself. Guess she was feeling a little guilty or having an out-of-body-experience? Whatever the reason, she ratted herself out, to everyone's amazement.
The conversation with the 911 dispatcher went as such:
Woman: "Somebody's really drunk driving down Cranton Road."
Dispatcher: "Are you behind them?"
Woman: "No, I am them."
Dispatcher: "You am them?"
Woman: "Yes, I am them."
Dispatcher: "So, you want to call and report that you are driving drunk?"
Woman: "Yeah."
Classic. Check out the news segment below on this:
As the top-ranked college football team in the nation, the University of Florida has been gouging the eyes of its opponents all season long ... figuratively.
Trying to blind your opponent with real eye-gouging, Brandon Spikes? That's just a low blow. And possible suspension material for the Gators linebacker.
During Saturday's 41-17 win over Georgia, Spikes felt the need to really stick it to a Bulldogs player in the midst of a scrum. Hopefully he can still see.
This is worse than the Oregon-Boise State fight earlier this season. At least in that case, the dude who got punched could kinda sorta see it coming. Sorry.
Set up fake dressing room and hidden cameras. Crouch down and hide in the corner. Scream and scare the living crap out of guest. Talk about a winning formula!
Ellen DeGeneres got into the Halloween spirit this week, and while her tactics were neither super original nor elaborate, the results are still hysterically funny.
Here's Ellen scaring Taylor Swift in the manner described above ...
LOL. We don't know what it is, but there's something about watching Taylor Swift react like she did which just makes us love America's Sweetheart even more.
Follow the jump for Ellen punking more celebrities in similar fashion. What's not to love about Mario Lopez, David Spade and Lauren Graham getting spooked?
Oh, and after the producers decided to turn the tables on Ellen, Jimmy Kimmel gets an award for chivalry for racing to her aid (and being quick on his feet) ...
