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Earlier this week, we posted a video of a cat trying to jump from the roof of one vehicle through the (closed) window of another vehicle.

Needless to say, it did not go well for the feline.

But at least that animal actually made it to his destination.

The following footage features a ferret (who is wearing a glow-in-the-dark piece of jewelry and apparently hanging out at a home rave) who really wants to leap from the table to the ironing board.

He readies himself. He bends his legs a few times. And then he doesn't come anywhere close to accomplish his goal.

SPLAT!

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A new batch of stars proved themselves to be very good sports on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.

For the eighth time, the talk show host convinced a number of A-Listers to accept the online hate, gathering them backstage to read mean Tweets about themselves in one of the funniest segments on television.

There was Lena Dunham, for example, taking note of her “dog nose” like boobs. And there was Gerard Butler, responding to his “sh-t” films.

There was also Britney Spears laughing over being called a "tired hag" and, wow, even Gwyneth Paltrow proved that she can be self-deprecating. 

Who knew?!?

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What happens when three adorable grandmothers smoke weed for the first time ever? Exactly what you think, but that doesn't make it any less AWESOME!

Needless to say, there is puffing, puffing and passing, then more puffing, more passing, some coughing and some hysterical laughing. Because WEED.

Basically if you like weed, or grandmas, or both, this is well worth your time.

If you don't like either of those things, because your grandmothers are cruel or you find weed morally objectionable ... okay, fine, but this is still amazing!

Seriously. Betty White has proven time and again that cute old ladies doing stuff normally associated with people one third of their age is just gold.

These women take a page right out of her senior playbook. Well handled!

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Let the following text message serve as a warning, ladies:

You may wanna avoid dating any man who is unusually close to his cat.

We offer this unsolicited advice on behalf of Amy Nelmes’ good pal, who was recently dumped by her boyfriend in immaturely/hilariously/awesomely memorable fashion

“My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3,” Nelmes Tweeted upon posting the following text:

Amazing Break-Up Text

We're not sure if this is a text message fail or a wild text message success... at least in the eyes of everyone not involved in the now-former relationship.

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Take solace, unnamed cat in the following video:

As embarrassed as you might be right now that your attempt to jump through a (closed) window didn't exactly go as planned, remember: you will never be considered the worst leaper of your species.

That (dis)honor will forever belong to the large feline who tried to go from a parked car to a garage roof and scarcely made it six inches before plummeting to the driveway in painful fashion.

No one can mock this cat for the air he gets on his jump, though his vertical is nowhere near as jaw-dropping as that of THIS TALENTED CAT.

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Ellen DeGeneres has a lot of history with Kim Kardashian.

The reality star renewed her vows with Kris Humphries in October 2011 on an episode of the comedian's talk show. She also accepted the Ice Buckett challenge alongside Ellen.

DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi also mocked Kim and Kanye West's "Bound 2" music video for their Christmas card last year.

And now the hilarious couple is up to it again. Consider their 2014 holiday card, unveiled today on an episodeof Ellen:

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Holiday Card

DeGeneres's holiday cards are part of a partnership with Shutterfly in which the company donates money to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital and the Humane Society.

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Disney's animated smash Frozen has inspired scores of amazing mash-ups in the past.

We've already enjoyed the random hilarity of Frozen combined with Fifty Shades of Grey and the disturbing awesomeness of Queen Elsa joining the cast of Game of Thrones, but the latest pairing of snowmen and psychopaths might be the most bleakly brilliant yet.

An ingenious team of animators has re-imagined one of Frozen's most memorable tunes as an ode to a different kind of ice, and naturally they cast everyone's favorite meth kingpin in the role of Anna:

Never before have we felt so much sympathy for Heisenberg's lonely plight. The poor guy just wants his buddy to help him churn out some primo product!

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The Internet continues to have a lot of fun with the Kim Kardashian Paper magazine pictorial.

Perhaps a bit too much fun, some might say.

We've already had our eyes permanently scarred by viewing the head of Miley Cyrus as baby superimposed on Kim's naked body... and now a German artist named Olga Andriyenko has gone ahead and ruined out childhood.

By publishing a photo of Ursula from The Little Mermaid on the cover of Water magazine:

Ursula Butt Photo

Talk about something that's both genius and disturbing!

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Perhaps the following video can put to rest all that misguided chatter about the danger of pit bulls.

The footage features an adorable animal named Queso.

For whatever reason, the canine has an intense fear of doorways, but he also has a genius way of conquering this fear. Watch below to see what it is:

“Pit bulls are totally vicious, right?” writes Queso’s owner as the online description of this video. “Our scary pit bull, Queso, is afraid of lots of things, like the kitchen floor, the printer, and doorways. But Queso is a survivor! He deals with his fear of walking into a room (terrifying!) by walking in backwards."

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The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you've never heard of the event, don't worry - neither has anyone else.

It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke.

But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp's BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage:

Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage.

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