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How can a wedding proposal got horribly wrong, even after your loved one says yes?

Let’s just say you’re in a paddleboat with your girlfriend… and you’ve lined up some friends to spell out the all-important question in sign form on the shore… and your significant other says yes... only to then slap your hand in excitement...

... and KNOCK THE ENGAGEMENT RING INTO THE WATER!

Yes, the same engagement ring on which you likely just spent multiple months' salary.

You'd probably react in a similar way as the guy below, wouldn't you? Check out the face he makes (of sheer panic) as soon as the piece of jewelry goes flying and note the girlfriend's tears.

We hate to laugh, but those are decidedly not tears of happiness:

Chalk this up to an epic wedding proposal fail.

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Only the Detroit Lions, folks.

Only the Detroit Lions could lose even when they win.

In the first quarter of yesterday’s impressive 19-7 victory over the Green Bay Packers, linebacker Stephen Tulloch celebrated an impressive defensive effort by him and his colleagues.

He made some kind of hand gesture. He leaped in the air. And then he came down awkwardly on his left, injuring his ACL so badly that he never returned to the game.

Watch the LOL action now:

We feel (a little) bad for Tulloch, but we also thank him for the much-needed laughter.

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If you're gonna quit your job, you may as well go out guns (and blunts) blazing. 

At least that's the philosophy of Alaskan TV reporter Charlo Greene, who walked away from her job last night in decisive fashion and then basically used the burning bridge to spark a fat joint:

Greene was wrapping up a report on the Alaskan Cannabis Club when she revealed live on air that she's actually the owner of the organization, and is planning to step down from her post as an on-air correspondent in order to devote herself fully to the cause of legalizing medical marijuana use in Alaska.

Or as Greene put it: "F-ck it, I quit!"

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Here at The Hollywood Gossip, we do our best to help singles meet their match.

Over the past several months, we've warned readers against using these 27 awful pick-up lines. Seriously, you should stay away from them if you wanna tap any booty.

We've also pointed out 29 sexts that didn't accomplish their goals for one key reason: they weren't actually sexy. In any way, shape or form.

But now we're here for the opposite reason, as the following gallery runs down 16 Tinder come-ons that somehow, actually, against-all-odds-and-common-sense... worked!

Keep in mind that these were used on TINDER, an app that is typically only used by the horniest of men and women.

So you may not wanna go around just telling women about your proclivity for ass eating or your desire to "book a cruise" all over their chest. Click around and you'll soon understand that reference:

Let's Eat!
Salad appears to be on the menu. It will soon be tossed.

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OOPS! Jack Cooksey's bad!

This young man waited hours and hours (and hours) on line to become the first person in Perth, Australia to purchase an iPhone 6.

And not long after walking out of the store with the item, Cooksey was interviewed on live television by a local reporter… only to drop his new technological treasure to the ground! Oh no!

Gasps are heard all around as the iPhone crashes into the pavement, while the reporter can't conceal her laughter.

But everything ended up being safe and sound in the end, despite this initial scare.

"Luckily it's covered in plastic, so it's fine," Cooksey said afterward, per Perth Now. "I dropped it in a panic to get it open... I just can't wait to open it again... and not drop it."

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Kim Kardashian has been at the center of plenty fake magazine cover stories.

Most recently, for example, Life & Style wrote that Kardashian has been betrayed by her sisters; while the same tabloid reported previously that Kardashian is both pregnant and newly single.

But what follows is a different sort of made-up Kim Kardashian allegation.

The geniuses at Wake Forest Photoshopped a People magazine photo of Kardashian and Kengera Daniel for a recent recruiting trip made by this star defensive tackle prospect.

It pretended as though Kengera and Kim were a power couple nicknamed “KimGera” and it claimed Kim really wants to see Daniel in a Demon Deacons uniform.

Fake Kim Kardashian Cover

"It did impress," the 6-foot-5, 240-pound senior told ESPN. "But I haven't really told anyone I was a Kim K. fan. I guess they assume all guys are. But it's a cool edit."

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Talk show hosts were full of intense competitions on Wednesday.

First, there was Blake Shelton teaming with Gwen Stefani in an epic lip sync battle against Jimmy Fallon.

Then, Ellen DeGeneres played host and emcee to a dance-off no one could have seen coming, but everyone should take the time to watch.

It pitted two funny men against each other in a very serious one-on-one setting, as 60 seconds were put on the clock and Kevin Hart first stepped up to showcase his moves.

Josh Gad then followed suit, hitting the floor, sort of Twerking and giving us a look at his self-proclaimed "Bar Mitzvah" dancing. What the heck did that entail?

You may not wanna know. But check out the footage to see who Ellen crowned winner and why:

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Taylor Swift may not seem like she has much in common with Steve Carrell's character in Anchorman, but she and Brick Tamland do in fact, share one very important trait: they both love lamp.

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Now that Taylor has conquered Instagram with her epic odes to fall and inspiring messages to bullied fans, she's decided to set her sights on Tumblr, and since launching her account back in April, she's been putting her wonderful quirkiness on display all over the slightly sleazier photo-sharing site.

Yes, while Instagram has a strict no-nipple policy, anything goes on Tumblr. It's not the sort of place you'd expect to find a nice girl like Taylor, but she's been holding her own amidst the site's smaller, more confrontational user base.

Recently, when a fan described Ms. Swift as, "that aunt that tries to be 'hip' with the young'ns and 'with the times' and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch," Taylor replied as only she could:

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Parents 25, kids 0. The old folks have dominated this texting game.

That's the official score after scrolling through the gallery below, documenting some of the best exchanges between mothers and fathers and their offspring.

Exchanges via text message, that is, a platform where you'd think the younger generation would have an inherent edge, given their savviness with technology.

You would think. But this slideshow tells another story entirely ...

What's Up? What Are You Doing?
Dad's responses to each of his son's questions? Very literal. And hilarious.

To be fair, this is not a representative sampling of the public at large.

There are enough legendarily epic mom texting fails to fill a separate gallery, and we have done so more than once at the expense of our parental units.

Those are as ineptly funny as you'd expect them to be.

Still, you gotta give it up for mom and dad and their ability to dish it right back to their children, be it in the form of memes, emojis or tried and true sarcasm.

Brutal honesty, too, always has a way of resonating.

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Pretty much nothing is worse in the entire world than sending a text message to someone and getting left hanging for hours, or worse yet, straight up ignored.

Fortunately, you can still rally and make lemonade out of virtual lemons, so to speak.

Two Years Ago!
That's a long time to leave someone hanging ... or keep the number and conversation of someone who left you hanging.

One of the first indicators of rejection is people not texting back. Sure, maybe their phones died or were left in another room, or they had to physically turn them off.

Probably not, though. We're not trying to hurt your feelings, just level with you here.

People are attached to phones as closely as they are to their partners or children. Chances are pretty good that a late (or no) response is deliberate.

We hate to be the one to break it to you, but your texts are largely being viewed as an annoyance that can and should be ignored. So what are you going to do?

Scroll through the gallery above for some terrific ways of handling the situation. Turn the tables on the person with wit, mind games and possible bitterness.

You'll be glad you did. And you'll have the last word ... because they don't write back.

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