by Tyler Johnson at

Given that eggs, rabbits and basically every symbol we associate with Easter is meant to represent fertility, it was only a matter of time before someone mashed-up the Easter Bunny and sex.

It makes perfect sense, we just didn't expect it to look like this:

That's a clip from Fox's late night animated show ADHD and man are people pissed about it.

If you're not in a position to watch the very NSFW clip, it's a music video that's been dubbed "X-Rated Easter Bunny," and it repeatedly puns on the phrase "The Easter Bunny's coming."

Other choice lyrics include: "The Easter Bunny f*cks without protection, in 9 months you're gonna need a bunny C-section."

Needless to say, the always uptight Parents Television Council is less than pleased with the song:

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by Hilton Hater at

They were opponents in the 2008 Presidential Election, but Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have now teamed up for a duet of the smash single "Timber."

Sort of.

Okay, not at all.

But the same genius behind Obama lip-dubbing Jingle Bells and Made in the USA has come out with his latest creation, a video of the President and former First Lady making like Kesha and Pitbull.

Give it a look and a listen now:

Funny stuff, huh?

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by Hilton Hater at

Think the selfie trend hit an all-time low when Barack Obama snapped one at the Nelson Mandella memorial alongside British Prime Minister David Cameron and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt?

Think again.

A video has gone viral of a young man trying to snap a shot of himself directly next to a set of train tracks.

Watch now as the conductor of an incoming train takes exception to this moronic act and lets the subject know about it... kick to the face style!

Ouch.

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by Hilton Hater at

Ready to feel very, very, very old?

In the following video, kids are handed a walkman and react to the ancient devise with confusion (what is this?) to shock (you had to use these in the 90s?!?) to anger (give me my iPhone!).

It's both hilarious and, if you're over the age of 18, quite depressing:

The only thing children have been more confused by on film?

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by Hilton Hater at

Think the Mimi sex tape is scary?

Imagine being the girlfriend of Aristotle Georgeson.

This comedian has compiled a video of all the times he's scared his girlfriend over the past several months, 22 times in all.

Granted, Georgeson simply yells at his unnamed blonde over and over and over. But it's still pretty hilarious to watch her reaction. Do so here:

Sadly, Aristotle had to stop his antics, lest his relationship come to an end.

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by Hilton Hater at

There are multiple ways for airlines to make news.

You can follow the lead of this US Airways Tweet and send the most vulgar image ever posted on the Internet... or you can essentially turn your flight attendants into stand-up comedians.

Southwest took the latter route this week, as the video of a stewardess cracking passengers up has gone viral.

"In the highly unlikely event that the captain lands us near a hot tub, everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini," she says at one point, referring to the life preservers used for emergency water landings.

The flight attendant's name is Martha "Marty" Cobb and, well, she's our new hero.

Watch how she keeps her legs closed and still manages to publicize her airline now:

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by Hilton Hater at

It was the Tweet heard 'round the world.

And, also, much to the pain of scarred eyes everywhere, also the Tweet seen 'round the world.

Yesterday afternoon, for reasons that still defy explanation, a US Airways Twitter message hit the Internet that involved a toy plane, a naked woman, her nether region and... yeah.

Follow the proceeding link if you really wanna see the vulgar US Airways Tweet.

But while we still have no idea if the account was hacked or if someone was trying really hard to get fired, we have at least collected the best online responses to this hilariously X-rated incident.

Scroll through them now and watch as US Airways business takes off:

19 Hilarious Reactions to the US Airways Tweet
Really, this is all Amy Schumer's fault.
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Classic Amy Schumer

1. Classic Amy Schumer

Really, this is all Amy Schumer's fault.


An Inside Job

2. An Inside Job

A deep, deep inside job, we should add.


Auto Pilot in Charge

3. Auto Pilot in Charge

Reference Airplane! and you earn a spot in our countdown.


Different Kind of Red Eye

4. Different Kind of Red Eye

Some guys may actually enjoy red eyes now.


Excessive Leg Room

5. Excessive Leg Room

Gives a whole new meaning to "leg room," huh?


Black Box Recovery

6. Black Box Recovery

Nope, that black box is never coming back.


Wanna Fly Aer Lingus?

7. Wanna Fly Aer Lingus?

Two words. One hearty laugh.


Screwed by an Airline

8. Screwed by an Airline

We've all been screwed by airline, but come on now.


New Ending to Lost

9. New Ending to Lost

Oh, okay. So THIS is how Lost ended!


Tweet/Plane Removal

10. Tweet/Plane Removal

Seriously, that plane has to be removed.


Too Easy

11. Too Easy

This one was too easy, but no less hilarious.


Landing Strip Miss

12. Landing Strip Miss

This does give a whole new meaning to the concept of a landing strip.


Double US Airways Slam!

13. Double US Airways Slam!

Points for slamming US Airways twice in this one.


Near a Crying Baby

14. Near a Crying Baby

We may have a winner for best US Airways-related Tweet.


Hehe, Bangkok

15. Hehe, Bangkok

A direct flight to Bangkok, folks.


Flying Everywhere!

16. Flying Everywhere!

Yes, readers, US Airways flies everywhere apparently.


Gate 1 vs. Gate 2

17. Gate 1 vs. Gate 2

It's true. We could think of a worse place for the plane to go.


Best. Quitter. Ever.

18. Best. Quitter. Ever.

Sorry, George Constanza. This person is the best at quitting his/her job.


As for the Passengers...

19. As for the Passengers...

Who knew Ken Jennings could be this funny?!?


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by Hilton Hater at

OOPS!

Over the weekend, a handful of high school seniors in northeast Nebraska met at Alisha White's house prior to their prom and posed for a series of pictures on her family's bridge.

You can guess what happened next, can't you? They made a major splash! Literally!

Check out the above video for reaction from those involved and don't shed too many tears for this group of friends.

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by Tyler Johnson at

Making a video to ask your favorite celebrity on a date is a practice that caught on after Scarlett Johansson went to the Marine Corps Ball after being invited via YouTube.

After a slew of imitators caused celebs to realize they can't go out with every fan who knows iMovie, the trend thankfully died down. Until now...

Chase Friedman is a rich kid from San Diego who figured he'd try to pressure topless "Blurred Lines" dancer and undisputed Hottest Woman on Earth, Emily Ratajkowski to his senior prom by posting a video in which he walks around his parents' mansion and dunks a basketball on like a six-foot net.

Chase didn't seem to realize that the world feels somewhat differently about wealthy d-bags than they do about the men and women who defend our country so, not surprisingly, Emily did not feel obligated to accept his bizarre invitation.

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by Tattle Taylor at

Nothing says "will you go to prom with me" like...an Original Recipe drumstick!!

KFC's chicken corsage is a prom fashion trend your stomach doesn't want you to miss this prom season! After dancing all night, your date is sure to work up an appetite and this corsage might just come in handy when that happens.

This might look and sound like a joke, but it totally isn't. The KFC Chicken Corsage is a real thing.

For only $20 plus shipping, Louisville, KY-based florist Nanz & Kraft will send you a baby's breath corsage and a $5 KFC gift card to purchase your chicken, and a list of suggested flowers to complete the look.

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