Lisa D'Amato
Gossip

This just in: the following developments are signs that you might have a drug or alcohol problem....

• ... carrying on an affair, as a 15-year old, with a married, steroid-using professional baseball player.
• ... making a living as a Hollywood madam.
• ... dating Cisco Adler.

Unsurprisingly, therefore, Mindy McCready, Heidi Fleiss and Lisa D’Amato (all pictured below) are among the cast members for VH1's third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Joining these stars that hope to milk their pain and suffering for an extra 15 minutes of fame and fortune on the show are:

• Former NBA star Dennis Rodman
• Actress Mackenzie Phillips
• Actor Tom Sizemore
• Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche
• Alice in Chains' Mike Starr
• Real World: Hollywood's Joey Kovar

The series will premiere in early 2010 and cover a 21-day program led by Colgate University graduate Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Click on the following photos to enlarge pics of the rest of Celebrity Rehab's cast:

Call us cynical, but if these people really wanted help, they wouldn't seek it on a reality TV show.

Lisa D'Amato is a former finalist on America's Next Top Model.

Cisco Adler is an alleged rocker / long-haired dude who dates famous girls and sometimes shows off giant balls in pics found in Paris Hilton's locker.

It was a celebrity couple destined to happen.

Not only are Cisco Adler and Lisa D'Amato together (guess Lydia Hearst is out of the picture), but they're filming videos like this one below!

Check out "Bikini," a music video featuring Lisa D'Amato in, yes, a bikini, while Cisco Adler directs all the hot action and mans the camera.

Okay, iso t's no Jessica Sierra sex tape. Heck, it's not even as hot as that Whitesnake video from the '80s. You know the one we mean. But whatever.