Lindsay Lohan
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Speidi, take notice. Lilo is taking desperation and attention-grabbing to new lows.

Not to mention boredom. Crazy girl really must not have much in the way of work.

As if the Lindsay Lohan crotch shot (fear the firecrotch!) while exiting a London cab two weeks ago wasn't enough, the star (term used loosely) was apparently pretty bored yesterday and posted a topless photo of herself on Twitter.

Topless Lindsay Lohan: Hot? Not? Coked up and slutty? All of the above?

This wasn't even a spontaneous thing, in which she was walking around with no shirt and decided to share it with the world. We could easily see Lindsay doing this.

No, this is an old school Lindsay Lohan topless picture, meaning she was REAL bored and scrolling through old topless pics of herself, looking to post one online.

Samantha Ronson needs to smack some sense into her wife.

In case you were wondering, this gem was taken on the set of one of the "actress'" greatest career milestones - remember the Fornarina commercial?

If you don't, boy are you in luck. We've posted it for you below. And while we still can't tell you what the hell Fornaria even is, this speaks for itself ...

Has Lindsay Lohan successfully stalked Samantha Ronson?

As reported earlier, the nightmare of an actress followed her ex-girlfriend to London and pretty much wouldn't leave her alone.

Now, based on a couple of recent Tweets, it appears as though Lohan may have worn down the British DJ.

Don't turn around, Samantha Ronson. There's a Crotch of Fire behind you.

"Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!" Lindsay wrote on her Twitter page yesterday, as she and Ronson were photographed at a London airport terminal together awaiting a flight to Los Angeles.

This Twitter message was soon followed by: "Great news to share!! Maybe .... ;)"

Wow. The smiley faced wink of an emoticon?!? They are totally back together.

That's what a source confirms to People, as well, saying:

"They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned. Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."

When it comes to Kate Gosseln vs. Octomom, everyone loses. Badly.

While it's not as embarrassing for society, it's almost as difficult to choose a side in the new feud between Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Drew Pinsky.

First, the world's most attention-starved doctor spoke to Parade magazine about the trainwreck of an actress. He said:

"I'm convinced that she'll get sober one day. But I'm afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I'm really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it's going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she's going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me."

Can you even choose a side in the growing rivalry between Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Drew?

Lohan's response to this supposedly helpful advice? It arrived courtesy of Twitter:

"I thought REAL doctors talked to patients in offices behind closed doors. Am I wrong? Hmmmmm. I think NOT. Yay!"

You're right, Lindsay. Pinsky is a fame-mongering hack. But you're Lindsay Lohan. You both lose.

Chin up, LeAnn Rimes. You aren't the only famous, alleged stalker out there these days.

According to reports out of England, Lindsay Lohan figures the best way to reconcile with Samantha Ronson is to follow her around. Everywhere.

The Daily Mail states that Lohan learned of a series of DJ gigs Ronson had lined up around Great Britain. As a result, Lindsay organized a handful of photo shoots and club appearances to coincide with her ex-girlfriend's plans.

Sources claim the troubled actress checked into the Blakes on Tuesday, a luxury hotel just down the road from where Ronson is staying.

From there, Lohan spent most of Wednesday evening inside Bungalow 8, where her former flame just happened to be serving as DJ. Ronson, supposedly, left soon after Lindsay's arrival, but Lohan booked down the street after her.

"Lindsay has been quite crafty and has arranged it so she comes to London a few days before Sam and establishes herself as a force here," a source told the newspaper, detailing how Lohan is attempting to make a home for herself on Ronson's turf.

In a clear attempt to show the world what her ex was missing, Lohan also flashed her crotch to reporters this week.

What's old is new again for Lindsay Lohan.

The troubled actress was spotted with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson at Bungalow 8 nightclub in London last night. The pair allegedly left within minutes of each other.

We can't confirm what took place back at Ronson's apartment; but we can, unfortunately, report that Lohan may have given onlookers a preview earlier in the night.

Upon exiting a car - oops! - Lohan exposed her crotch of fire to anyone with a camera. That's one disgusting way for this out-of-work actress to make headlines again...

Lindsay Lohan nude, emulating Marilyn Monroe? Sort of hot. Lindsay Lohan flashing her shaven vagina for all to see? In need of censorship.

According to a story in The National Enquirer, Lindsay Lohan has proposed to Samantha Ronson and is set to convert to Judaism in order to make the union work.

In related news, Carrie Prejean just had a heart attack.

Sources tell the unreliable newspaper that Ronson's Jewish family wasn't happy when Lindsay asked for Samantha's hand in marriage; in response, Lohan has offered to convert from Catholicism.

And in response to that, Catholics everywhere cried: good riddance!

"Lindsay says Sam's promised she'll persuade her family to accept this, and they won't wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I do's," an insider told the tabloid.

We know it's hard to believe everything/anything The National Enquirer writes, but remember: this is the same publication that broke the Rielle Hunter and Oksana Grigorieva pregnancy stories!

Thank goodness. Our national nightmare is over.

Lindsay Lohan has landed a job, meaning she won't need to refinance her mortgage into an unappealing adjustable rate home loan whose interest rate sky-rockets after a few years.

A couple months after complaining about the toll this recession is taking on her bank account, Lohan has snagged a new acting gig.

Look for her to appear - alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. - in The Other Side, an independent fantasy comedy.

"It's a wonderful cast and it's shooting on the East Coast, which we are excited about," Lohan's manager/terrible mother, Dina, told People about the film.

According to Variety, the movie centers on "a grad student [Lohan] who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before."

Speaking of secret tragedies... are you really pregnant, Lindsay?

This is actually a true story:

The police were called to Lindsay Lohan's house last night, due to an alarm malfunction.

Once they got there, officers on the scene thought the house had been burglarized because it was so messy. An NBC affiliate reports that LAPD officer Karen Rayner asked:

"Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?”

We tell that story because, well, it's hilarious. But it also speaks to the depths to which Lindsay has sunk, making Dina Lohan's recent comments about her daughters that much more troublesome (and, well, hilarious).

The World's Worst Mother told Life & Style that “Lindsay is a good person to have watch over Ali right now. Lindsay can show Ali the ropes. Ali’s out there working on her record and singing career."

If "ropes" is a euphemism for drugs, alcohol and sex with random men or women, then Dina is right. Ali is in ideal hands.

According to a new report, Lindasy Lohan has slept with numerous men since her break-up with Samantha Ronson. This, we believe.

That same source also claims that the promiscuous star is seven-weeks pregnant with some dude's baby. This, we do not believe.

Still, it's our duty as a well-respected gossip outlet to deliver celebrity news, no matter how questionable it may be. Our name, after all, is The Hollywood Gossip, not The Hollywood Fact Finders.

In a change of pace, Lindsay Lohan merely blows a kiss in this photograph, as opposed to the nearest warm-blooded male.

Journalist Ian Halperin writes the following on his site, Ian Undercover:

I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.

Halperin also reports that former boxing champ Mike Tyson often threatened to kill Brad Pitt for dating Tyson's ex-wife, Robin Givens.

In other words: take the Lohan pregnancy story with a grain of salt as big as Lindsay's boobs and/or her list of sexual partners.

Dina Lohan is slamming reports that question her parenting skills and claim that her 15-year-old daughter, Ali, is socializing instead of studying.

"Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school," Dina tells People. "It's the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the 10th grade. It's a wonderful program many celebrities are enrolled in."

Defending her parenting skills (and we use the term loosely), Dina Lohan says, "I am a single mom of four children, and I devote my life to my children."

As for recent reports that Ali Lohan has been bitten by the partying bug, Dina says her daughter "is working, working hard. She's recording, and she's working on a fashion line. Ali has also been supporting her sister."

Dina Lohan just wants money and attention the best for her children.

Lindsay Lohan, who recently split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson, is also focusing on her career (and we also use that term loosely), her proud mom says.

"Lindsay is working extremely hard," Dina said of her Adderall-addict daughter. "Her new spray tan line sold more than 100,000 units at Sephora in one day."

There are so many things wrong with that statement, and this woman in general, that we don't even know where to start. We'll just pass and move on.

Dina says she understands that her family's high profile garners attention, but says, "We just wish people would leave us alone – at least for Mother's Day!"

That's the problem with becoming a cheap media whore at your kids' expense - celebrity gossip sites scrutinize Lindsay Lohan pictures. Funny how that works.