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Lindsay Lohan's career has taken as many twists and turns as her love life (and you could argue has followed a similarly negative trajectory).

Fresh off the release of her new movie Labor Pains, LiLo is back as the face of Fornaria. Oh yes. That classic video was not nearly enough ...

An an overwhelmingly clothed Lindsay Lohan gets into a familiar position in a sexy, heavily photoshopped, and somewhat strange ad for Fornarina.

Flash! Bang! Wow! If these ads don't make you want to shell out money on the same clothes Lindsay Lohan wears, you probably want to check your pulse.

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures for the ad campaign:

We've previously taken a look back at the love lives of two of our favorite celebrities, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. When it comes to turbulent and often wild romantic retrospectives, these two have few, if any rivals.

Lindsay Lohan is one of those rivals.

Below, The Hollywood Gossip reflects on the men (and women!) who have seen Lindsay Lohan nude. The list is not short, nor filled with people you have heard of. What a long, strange, drug and girl-on-girl action-fueled trip it's been ...

2001-2002: Aaron Carter. If it seems like forever ago, that's because it was. This is before A-Cart dumped Lindsay Lohan and started not nailing Hilary Duff.

2003-2004: Wilmer Valderamma. No idea how this guy used to get laid so much, but the proof is in the pudding, just as Valderamma was in Lindsay Lohan.

2005: Courtneay Semel. Supposedly, Court introduced Lindsay to the ways of the vagina. This has not been confirmed, but we wouldn't be too shocked either.

2006: Harry Morton. The handsome CEO of the Pink Taco restaurant chain lent himself to many jokes about pink tacos that just never get old. Unfortunately, their relationship did. Probably because Morton doesn't drink or do drugs.

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Remember that totally awesome commercial Lindsay Lohan did back in March?

By commercial, we mean whatever that "Fornarina" spot was supposedly for.

And by awesome, we mean 9.6 out of 10 on the unintentional comedy meter.

If you don't remember it, we posted the video below. But first, here's a hot Lindsay Lohan picture from her new - yes, new! - Fornarina winter ad campaign.

Flash! Bang! Wow! Does she ever stop working? Her career is unstoppable!

Lindsay Lohan makes us what to purchase whatever Fornaria is.

One of the new ads features Lindsay making sure she's sure she's wearing underwear (if only she would take anti-crotch shot precautions in real life) while she hoists a purse like a trophy. In another, she uses a guitar as a stepping stool.

Who cares. Check out this video for real (unintentional) entertainment ...

Lindsay Lohan stars in the ABC Family movie Labor Pains this weekend.

We cannot WAIT to watch that. Then watch it again on DVR later.

Her alter ego is appearing in something less family-friendly, however. But a film that may actually get higher ratings. An adult film spoof - a play on E!'s True Hollywood Stories - featuring Lohan is due out soon, and we've got the trailer below.

"Untrue Hollywood Stories" chronicles "Lindsay's" tumultuous career and relationship with Samantha Ronson ... and her getting ransacked by Ron Jeremy of course.

Check out the (perfectly watchable at work) preview of faux Lindsay's new movie. Girl looks even raunchier and more of a train wreck than LiLo in real life!

We can't wait for her Twitter ramblings about this. She'll probably say it's not dirty enough to be her or that her doppelganger needs to snort more coke.

Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter is blowin’ the f*%k up this morning.

Not surprisingly, it's ablaze with accusations of lying and the alleged actress feeling sorry for herself. The Crotch of Fire has been cranking out Tweets left and right.

About being lied to - again, and again - by someone she loves.

The sad Twitter messages were followed up by an irritated, grammatically terrible note sent to Samantha Ronson, asking if her on-off girlfriend was on her way to pick her up. Annabelle "should of" gotten Lindsay with her, duh.

Could Samantha be the liar in question?

In other news, Lindsay Lohan's Twitter pic is Michael Jackson.

She mentions being her father's daughter - Michael Lohan must be so proud - and implies that someone lying to her who she loves hurts doubly because of it.

Also hilarious? Lohan claims, amid whining about being lied to by Samantha Ronson or whomever has been speaking half-truths about God knows what, that her "miserable" night comes on the heels of her being "finally back on track."

Lindsay Lohan is back on track? Since when? Was there a press release about this? Guess we missed that somewhere, along with her being a workaholic.

Just stick to posting crotch shots and topless pics on Twitter, Lindsay. No one cares about your relationship drama. At least not after the last 114 breakups.

Another day, another Twitter meltdown for HoHan. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Lindsay Lohan's turbulent personal life is ridiculed here almost daily.

It's little surprise, then, that it is now being spoofed in a new adult film starring lookalikes of the former actress and her gal pal Samantha Ronson.

The X-rated documentary-style comedy follows "Lindsay" - played by redhead Scarlett Fay in Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan - as she struggles with her on-off romance with Samantha, goes in and out of rehab, etc.

Suffice it to say, there are wardrobe malfunctions involved. And then some.

The faux firecrotch also gets advice from fake, filthy knockoffs of Paris Hilton (though the real one would have worked fine) and Scarlett Johansson (for reasons unknown, maybe they had a bored adult star who looks kinda like her).

In the film, nude Lindsay Lohan repeats her real-life Marilyn Monroe photo shoot in a blonde wig - and later hooks up with Ron Jeremy, obviously.

Talk about a must-see ... well, not really. You could a lot of the same kind of things by following the real Lohan around, but whatever. Follow the jump to see the probably unsafe for work, but amusing cover of the video ...

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Reports have surfaced today that Lindsay Lohan is somehow launching a new company with partner Kristi Kaylor. Skinny Bitch Unforgettable Productions will develop and produce a slate of TV series, films, documentaries and online content.

No, it will not produce adult films. That was our first question too!

Kristi Kaylor oversees Lohan's 6126 fashion line. Ryan Seacrest is said to be a major part of the newly founded organization as well. Hey, at least they won't have a big food budget. Gotta keep overhead down in these tough times.

Last month, the American Idol host Tweeted about a "reality show idea" he had for Lohan, 23, after the two went clubbing at Hollywood hot spot H. Wood.

Now, the alleged workaholic taking the first step in that direction.

Bored senseless, Lindsay Lohan is starting a company. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side," said the one-time movie star.

"I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company."

Among the shows Lindsay Lohan - with Seacrest's assistance - is reportedly working on are Faux Real, touted as an Entourage for the fashion world; and a dating-themed game show called That's What Friends Are For. Yes, really.

Oh, and we can't possibly forget their planned documentary series focusing on a specific cause in conjunction with a charitable organization. Zzzzzz.

Congrats to the accused spray tan thief on her new venture. We're sure it will be wildly successful, given her recent track record and work ethic.

Lindsay Lohan really needs to get a job.

With all this free time on her hands, the celebrity clearly can't steer clear of trouble. Case in point #145? The one-time actress stands accused of swiping the formula of 11 herbs and spices used for her Sevin Nyne spray tan line.

Jennifer Sunday is suing the "workaholic" and entrepreneur Lorit Simon in federal court for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

She wants some serious payback.

Sunday says she had a deal with Simon's company for a tan line but balked at Simon and Lindsay's request to buy the formula. Sunday says she was shocked to discover her "sunless secret" ingredients used in the $35 Lohan-branded Sevin Nyne.

"It was initially envisioned [Sunday] would manufacture the product and ship out the spray to Ms. Simon's company," plaintiff attorney Marcia Cohen tells E!.

"Now we see Ms. Lohan taking credit for having created Ms. Sunday's formula."

No comment from the skank or her reps. Click to enlarge some recent Lindsay Lohan pics showing the struggling star leaving Samantha Ronson's house ...

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

Looking fairly lucid and sober (well, at least for her) and dressing fairly conservatively (well, at least for her), Lindsay Lohan went shopping with friends (which apparently she has) in Brentwood and Malibu, Calif., over the holiday weekend.

As she stepped out of a car, the one-time actress looked kind of rough, although she did stun celebrity gossip sites by covering up her genitals for once in her life.

Isn't it so wonderful to watch children learning?

NO (FIRE) CROTCH SHOT HERE: Just give it until Thursday.

Lindsay, who got back together with Samantha Ronson for the 142nd time last week, also marked her 23rd birthday on July 2. The train wreck hasn't had many notable achievements in ... well, as long as we can remember. But she's still around!

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures from her shopping trip ...

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

You know what they say. The 36th time is the charm.

Like Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, these two have broken up and gotten back together so many times that we can't even keep track anymore. And also like the aforementioned couple, one of them is much hotter than the other!

Last night, Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday - which she already did a week ago - by advertising that she is totes back together with Samantha Ronson.

The manly DJ and the Crotch of Fire were seen toting pizza below ...

LiLo and SamRo: Every day is an adventure.

The on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off pair had a very civilized date for them, having lunch in Malibu with no cops called even once!

Hey, it's progress, right?