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Note to Lindsay Lohan:

Stop munching carpet and start chowing down on actual food.

While the occasional actress is supposedly back together with Samantha Ronson, it appears as though the pair never dine together. The next time Lindsay opens her mouth to yell, Samantha should just stick a cheeseburger in there.

Take a look at the following photo of Lohan, taken yesterday at a screening of Inglourious Basterds. Someone needs to tell her that eating out is okay, as long as the act involves meals at a restuarant...

Stop us if you've heard this before: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together!

On August 7, Star Magazine reports that the roller coaster couple celebrated Ronson's birthday in Chicago. They were joined by Ali Lohan, Sam's half-sister Annabelle Dexter-Jones, and four friends for dinner at Hub 51.

"They kept smiling at each other and holding hands," a witness told the tabloid. "It was very sweet. Not only did Lindsay make a toast to Sam, but because Lindsay was so caught up in the moment, she Twittered a special message to Sam to let her know how happy she was."

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The group then headed to Crimson Lounge, where Ronson had a three-hour deejay gig.

Lohan, reportedly relaxed and sober, watched her girlfriend spin records from a nearby booth.

“Whatever happened during their separation did wonders because Sam and Lindsay were completely different people,” the source added. “Not only were they totally at ease with one another, but this was the first time Lindsay wasn’t constantly clinging to Sam while Sam was working... It was like Lindsay felt secure with their relationship, so she let Sam do her thing.”

So, what's changed for the pair? The anonymous friend said:

“Lindsay is totally abiding to Sam’s rules. Before they got back together, Sam laid down the law to Lindsay and explained the way things were going to be going forward. It appears Lindsay is listening.”

And putting out a lot, that's for sure.

Lindsay Lohan and her kid sister Ali Lohan arrived at The Ivy at midnight last night, which is a totally appropriate activity for a girl who's 15 years old.

You have to wonder how Ali Lohan has even made it this far in life with the worst role models in the world - Lindsay, Dina and Michael - guiding her.

The influence of Lindsay Lohan is the most palpable.

Check out Ali looking like a 37-year-old, twice-divorced barfly on the prowl for some young action. Way to stay buttoned up and classy there, Al ...

Later, Lindsay and Ali Lohan turned up at LiLo's gal pal Samantha Ronson's house with groceries and bags of goodies. You know it. Slumber party time.

Ali's black bag below appeared to contain alcohol, of course. We give it a couple of months before she's in rehab. Just in time for her Sweet 16 ...

[Photo Credits: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Wow. It takes serious talent for someone with money and fame to wear three different horrendous outfits in a single day. Lindsay Lohan, everybody!

A brief rundown of the three fashion disasters in question:

1. Making her exit from girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house, the train wreck wears a bra-free shirt. Sadly, her style day went downhill from here.
2. Needing a mid-day pick-me-up, Lindsay eschewed the usual crack and opted for Starbucks, sporting a heinous, midriff-baring top, circa 1982.
3. Not to be outdone by her own ineptness, the supposed actress headed out to the airport with l'il sis Ali Lohan while trying to "hide from the cameras." By looking like a hobo in desperate need of food and shelter.

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Lindsay Lohan's style goes from bad to worse. [Photos: Fame]

Perhaps she stood stick to getting naked. Seriously, clothing fads come and go, but Lindsay Lohan nude never goes out of style. It's also free, which is critical when you can't hold down a job, and it's conveniently low-maintenance!

The last time Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan hung out, the former was just starting to go bat$h!t insane, and was likely wearing no pants, while the latter was still interested in male anatomy, and none other than Paris Hilton was riding shotgun.

Paris was nowhere to be found Sunday night, but Lindsay, Britney and their matching blonde weaves met up at Full Frontal Disco (really) in L.A.'s Chinatown.

The last time these two went full frontal? Well, to be honest, it's been a good while for Britney. But Lindsay Lohan nude is sort of becoming a frequent thing.

Anyway, here are the two recovering train wrecks at the club ...

Two-thirds of the Ho Train reunites as Britney and Lindsay par-tay!

It looks like they were having a good time. We can only pray this night did not end with the second worst car ride ever. And that it wasn't a precursor to Britney being placed under a 5150 hold and Lindsay passing out face down on Samantha's lawn.

Back in June, Lindsay Lohan did a photo spread with Elle UK.

This was when she was accused of stealing at least $45,000 worth of jewelry from the shoot and was being investigated by British police for the incident.

Now, the September issue of Elle UK is out with Lohan on the cover - and a commentary by Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy in her letter from the editor.

“Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot," she writes.

"It read, ‘Let’s do this again some time.’ I’ve put it up on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I ever could. This was the most unpredictable, and the most confusing cover shoot in my magazine career.

"First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there. And what we got was amazing."

"This shoot is truly original, just like Lindsay Lohan herself. In the end, she did her job brilliantly and, I hope you will agree, so did we.”

About sums it up, right? No wonder this girl can't hold down a job (or a partner). Follow the jump for a look behind the scenes of her Elle UK shoot  ...

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According to her Twitter, Lindsay Lohan got herself a job. That pays money!

It doesn't involve Fornarina or spray tanner, either. LiLo actually landed a role in Robert Rodriguez's next movie Machete. It begins filming in two weeks.

If she can go that long without another epic meltdown, she might actually get a film credit. It may go straight to DVD, but still. The plot, according to IMDB:

"Federale Machete is hired to assassinate a senator. Just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up."

"He barely survives, and is soon out for revenge against his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend, who has become a priest. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!"

Lindsay Lohan has gotten a paying job! On a movie set! The over-under on the time it takes her to get fired from it is currently six weeks. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Sounds like an instant classic. Then again, better than being forced to mock yourself with the Sanjayas of the world who sleep outside on I'm a Celebrity.

Former actress and Hollywood's #1 train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, is rumored to be on the wish list of the producers of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Sounds like a good casting fit, only I'm a Celebrity would have a pretty hard time manufacturing the kind of drama she ends up causing nightly in real life.

She of the fiery crotch was caught on video having another epic meltdown on the steps of girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at 5 a.m. over the weekend.

From what we can gather amid the screaming and sobbing, Lindsay Lohan apparently had been waiting there for hours. When Sam finally gets home, she cries, freaks and starts accusing her of lying about her whereabouts. It only got uglier.

This would almost be sad and depressing if it weren't so darn funny. Can it be both at the same time? Follow the jump to watch Lindsay losing it again ...

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We have no idea if this will actually happen, or even if it's a real rumor or just some magazine editor making it up for that matter. But even if the latter is the case, it's a terrific indicator of Lindsay Lohan's career trajectory.

The former movie star was once pretty big, and you don't see big film stars appearing on reality shows like I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. No, no.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? Perfect casting. Sanjaya Malakar? He was already sleeping outside, he might as well get paid for it. But Lindsay Lohan?

Eh, she just might fit the bill. Five years ago, this would have seemed absurd. But nowadays she stars in Labor Pains and Fornarina ads. Case rested.

Lindsay Lohan on reality TV? Not that big a stretch!

British celebrity news magazine New is claiming that TV bosses are hoping to sign the fiery crotched spray-tan entrepreneur up for I’m A Celebrity.

The biggest snag in signing the pants-less wonder? Lindsay Lohan's fee, which is still considerable enough to potentially torpedo the series' costs.

“If we sign her, we’ll have blown the budget. The other celebrities will have to go whistle,” the magazine reports, whatever that last part means.

We doubt this will come to fruition, but a celebrity gossip site can hope.

She'd be a great contestant, eschewing food anyway, and think of the hookup potential! On a desert island, even Lindsay Lohan might seem appealing.

We feel like we've seen this before. Only hotter.

The last time she posed like her idol Marilyn Monroe, we were treated to various Lindsay Lohan nude pics paying homage to "The Last Sitting."

On this occasion, Lohan takes over the August cover of Vogue Spain to reinterpret the look of her hero, who died of an overdose at age 36 ...

Lindsay Lohan fashions herself a modern-day Marilyn Monroe.

The alleged actress and workaholic certainly is everywhere these days.

From Fornarina ads to ABC Family movies to magazine spreads like this one to celebrity gossip sites to Twitter, where she posts topless pics of herself, you cannot get away from her even if you want to. What a mogul.

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pics from the magazine ...