Any any loyal fan of the WWE knows, Hulk Hogan is the owner of 22-inch pythons (i.e. biceps) that can inflict some serious damage.

Based on a motion ex-wife Linda Hogan filed this week, it sounds as though she’s certainly aware of how dangerous the former wrestler can be.

Linda is claiming she’s in “constant fear of her life” because Hulk sits outside their properties and “relentlessly and methodically follows her.”

In audio clips obtained by TMZ, Hulk responded to such accusations on Bubba the Love Sponge’s radio show yesterday. Listen to the tape now - and then take pity on children Nick and Brooke Hogan.

Linda Hogan and Hulk Hogan were happy and in love until reality television camera invaded their lives.

Hulk Hogan won’t let Linda Hogan pin him down in the couple’s divorce case.

The iconic former wrestler is Hulking up in his attempt to avoid giving his ex-wife half his assets, as he’s filed a counter-petition to Linda’s divorce suit, stating that she’s able to support herself.

Linda Bollea is seeking an unspecified amount of alimony and child support, in addition to custody of their son car-crashing son, Nick. She would allow “liberal visitation” with his father.

However, Hogan claims Linda is capable of supporting herself, while also believing their son is old enough to decide with whom to live.

“It would be in the best interest for the parties to have shared parental responsibility,” read Hogan’s filing.

This is all well and good, but it doesn’t answer the pressing question: Which parent will help Brooke Hogan dress herself in the morning? The untalented singer needs endless wardrobe assistance.

To quote Eddie Murphy’s classic stand up routine, Raw: Linda Hogan wants half!

In her divorce settlement with former WWE superstar Hulk Hogan, Linda is reportedly seeking half of the couple’s more than $9.5 million in assets, including a share of the value of their Bel Air mansion.

According to People magazine, Linda Bollea (Hulk’s real name is Terry Bollea) refers to the 24-year marriage “irretrievably broken.”

Citing the divorce petition filed in Florida’s Pinellas Pasco Circuit Court, Linda wants to share parental responsibility for their son Nick with whom she hopes with live while her husband has “liberal” visitation rights.

The couple’s eldest child, Brooke Hogan, 19, is not legally subject to child support requirements. She’s also a terrible singer.

Linda also seeks an unspecified amount in alimony and child support from The Hulkster, as well as health insurance for Nick Bollea, who has been charged with reckless driving after a car crash in August.

Reportedly, the shock that Hulk Hogan expressed upon hearing that his longtime wife had filed for divorce was a fake as the blood he used to spew inside a wrestling ring.

TMZ has learned that Mr. and Mrs. Hulkster have been fighting since June; the divorce filing were far from a surprise to anyone that knew the couple. In fact, sources say the pair even filmed part of their reality TV show while they were separated.

All for the camera: Looks like the love between Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan was as fake as Gemma Atkinson’s boobs.

Does this mean Hogan Knows Best was as realistic as The Hills? We wonder if that could mean Brad Womack made the right decision, being fully aware any love formed on reality TV can never last.

Linda Hogan filed for divorce on Wednesday, but the papers don’t give any specific reason for the filing.

Hulk Hogan has seen better days.

First, his son - Nick Bollea/Nick Hogan - critically injured a close friend in a high speed car chase.

Now, Linda Hogan has filed for divorce after 24 years of marriage to the former WWE star.

Linda shocked her husband by filing divorce papers Tuesday in Pinellas County, records show. According to the St. Petersburg Times, a reporter reportedly broke the news to Hogan on Friday night.

He thanked the reporter for the “great information” - obviously taken aback - then called back five minutes later to say:

“I’m kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks… Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me… I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”

We wonder how Brooke Hogan took the news.

Here are two quick updates to a pair of sad stories we reported on this morning:

Owen Wilson has issued the following statement, in regard to his hospitalization and rumored suicide attempt:

“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”

Meanwhile, Linda Hogan (pictured below with son Nick Hogan, daughter Brooke Hogan and husband Hulk Hogan) has released the following, focusing on Nick’s car accident from last night:

“My son Nick and a friend were involved in a car accident last night. Nick suffered minor injuries and has been treated and released from the hospital. At this time, his friend, John Graziano remains hospitalized. Nick is currently at the hospital with John and his family.

His sole concern is for the well being of his friend. On behalf of my family, we ask that your thoughts and prayers be with John and his loved ones.”