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GQ UK has just come out with a downright lovely Lily Allen topless photo spread, proclaiming the popular English songstress the magazine's Woman of the Year.

We have no idea what qualifies her for such an honor. 

Could it be her Twittering like a madman (woman), proclaiming that Susan Boyle is overrated or cranking out hits on her new album It's Not Me, It's You?

Truly, we may never know the answer.

But we can click to enlarge the Lily Allen pictures below, some of which are topless, and while they are only moderately attractive, we can at least appreciate the fact that she has gone all in and tried her best ...

Might Miley Cyrus have competition as the world's most annoying Tweeter?

She might. English songbird Lily Allen said her boyfriend Sam Cooper gets "really, really angry" about the amount of time she spends on Twitter.

The "Smile" singer is one of the site's biggest celebrity fans, regularly posting updates and photos from tours and using it to give away tickets.

At least those are somewhat practical marketing applications of Twitter for Allen's music ... unlike shameless, desperate narcissists like Adrianne Curry.

Just the same, Lily's beau Sam Cooper is reportedly not a fan.

LILY ALLEN: Part-time singer, full-time Twitterer.

The 24-year-old posted Tweets of support for the England football team, and ended up as a guest on BBC radio's Test Match Special as a result.

But she told Absolute Radio that Sam Cooper, her builder boyfriend, has had very little patience with her fondness for the "social networking" site.

"My boyfriend gets really, really angry with me," Lily confesses. "Because he's just like 'I just want to spend some time with you, do we have to have one and a half million people in the room with us at the same time?'"

And there's no doubt who wins that battle, Allen says:

"I'm like 'Yes, shut up.'"

Susan Boyle, the 48-year-old Scottish singer who has taken a nation by storm upon advancing to the final round on Britain’s Got Talent, hasn't won over the whole UK.

Despite Boyle's beating out seven other performers belting out "Memory" from the musical Cats to reach the finals, English songstress Lily Allen was unimpressed.

"I thought her timing was off on Britain’s Got Talent on Sunday - no control," the 24-year-old songbird opined on her official Twitter page.

"And I don't think she has an amazing voice."

Allen then made a comment that appeared to suggest that Susan Boyle is a mere gimmick: "She can sing," she said, "but it's not about talent with her, is it?"

She "seems like a lovely lady but, if the show is about talent, then that [Shaheen Jafargholi] kid should win." Who do you think has got more talent in Britain?

The Britain’s Got Talent finale competition takes place this Saturday.

British singing sensation Lily Allen and her new boyfriend, art mogul Jay Jopling, go sailing together on Thursday, New Year’s Day in Saint Bart’s.

Allen is considered a slightly less insane and drug-ravaged but more outspoken version of Amy Winehouse. Jopling isn't anything like Blaaaaaake.

Rumor has it that Lily Allen, 23, and Jay Jopling, 45, were seen kissing and hugging during their entire Caribbean boat trip. They were even spotted wrapping their legs around each other during a makeout session! Scandalous!!

That's pretty much it. Here's the hot couple ...

Lily Allen and Britney Spears have things in common.

Making a living at music and being drunken messes, to name a few.

Well, the mega-wreck and British songstress are now linked in a different way, thanks to Lily Allen's new cover of Britney's hit "Womanizer."

Don't get us wrong, the original version is catchy. But it's interesting to hear the song performed by someone who can actually carry a tune, and without the monotonous, annoying techno beat. We're just sayin'. Here's Allen's rendition ...

One of Lily Allen's best-known songs is called "Smile."

Well, the British pop wreck recently gave celebrity hairstyle watchers a lot to smile about when she upgraded her raggedy-ass pink 'do for the healthier and cleaner, chestnut-brown cut seen below (in London on Monday).

Before that, Allen had gone from pink to blonde, then back again!

Just two of the many hairstyles of Lily Allen.

You know what they say. Nothing makes a pop singer look new, reinvented and 100 percent stable like a new blonde weave! That or a conservatorship.

Give Lily Allen credit.

When this singer makes a change to her hairstyle, she doesn't just go with bangs. Or curls. Or any sort of bun.

No, when Lily Allen wants a new look, she goes all the way. With that in mind, compare the pictures below and let us know which color hair you think looks best on this wild crooner:

Sorry, Lily Allen: we know you had being included in celebrity gossip tabloids.

But we can't help it now that the singer - jut a few weeks after a tragic miscarriage - has been dumped by boyfriend Ed Simons.

The couple had only been dating since September.

"They tried to make things work but couldn't," said a friend of Allen's.

"The miscarriage was a horrible experience for both of them - and in recent weeks the mood between them had been really strained."

The pal of Lily Allen added:

"Lily is really upset things haven't worked out for her and Ed. She had talked about settling down for good and having a family. But there is a big age difference and the heartbreak they had to cope with was too much too early in their relationship."

We're extremely sad to report that Lily Allen as suffered a miscarriage.

A source as The Sun says that the British singer and boyfriend Ed Simons are "in a state of shock," while Allen's publicist has confirmed the news:

"We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage," said the rep. "She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time."

Our thoughts are with them.

We're yet to hear Jamie Lynn Spears gush about Casey Aldridge.

But the other young star who recently admitted she's been knocked up, Lily Allen, says some nice things about her upcoming baby's daddy - Ed Simons - in January's Harper's Bazaar.

"I've looked forward to being stable my whole life," she says. "I definitely have got my eye on the prize, which is having kids and getting married and cooking dinner and doing homework with my children."

Thanks to hot and heavy action such as this, Lily Allen and Ed Simons have a child on the way.

Asked about her relationship with Simons and whether it's helped her shed any weight, Allen said: "I'm certainly getting more exercise in the bedroom… So yeah."

And in her uterus!