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We have no comment on this latest Britney Spears absurdity, so we'll just let the story reported by Us Weekly speak for itself.

The celebrity news source reports that on July 6, the 25-year-old was doing what any recently rehabbed mother of two would: drinking Bacardi on ice at L.A. hot spot Les Deux.

Britney Spears Shower Sex Scene

But then she asked a rather odd question:

Are you hiring?

"Everyone thought she was joking, but she was dead serious!" says an eyewitness, adding that Spears spoke to the manager about it.

As the Les Deux boss fielded her inquiry, Britney Spears diligently took notes.

"She looked through her calendar and said that she couldn't do it ‘this day, this day or that day' because she has [Sean Preston and Jayden James]," says the insider.

"But she asked if she could begin the following Saturday."

Indeed, Britney Spears did arrive at the club again on Saturday, July 14.

None of the higher-ups were there to follow up with her, shockingly.

Why the hell would an international pop star want to work as a waitress? It was all about the uniform (a red corset and tight black skirt), says a club source.

"She was really excited about wearing the outfit, but she asked the Les Deux employees if she could make her own ensemble," a witness added.

So basically, if she likes the outfits of a particular institution, she's gonna want to work there. Someone get her over to a strip club so we can see Britney Spears naked!

Would you want Britney Spears to make you a drink? Or been seen with her at a club, for that matter? This story is about as weird as it gets - even for us.

What's next, fellow club-goers Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag also wanting to join the staff? Is Hyde hiring? What celebrity would you choose to have wait on you?

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It's been brewing for awhile, but no one has cared because it's only that disgrace to celebrity news Perez Hilton, a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira, and oil heir Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear.

But when words - and blows - are exchanged outside Les Deux, well, we've finally got to start covering this strange celebrity feud.

TMZ reports that an enraged Jason Davis body-slammed Perez in front of Les Deux last night as tensions between the two escalated.

Wearing a festive silk blouse that may have caused the extinction of silkworms, Gummi ripped Perez Hilton a new one as a response to Perez's vomit-filled tirade the other night.

Jason Davis has been in the news a lot lately, although mostly for his own punditry, and we're not really sure why anyone cares. But no matter.

Calling the portly celebrity gossip purveyor a "desperate homosexual," the portly, vehemently anti-racism Gummi Bear apparently doesn't mind a l'il homo hating.

Somewhere, Isaiah Washington is smiling.

After the dustup, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and added that Hilton is "a miserable, moronic human being."

Well, no one can argue with Jason Davis on that one.

Gummi Bear concluded his Perez Hilton hate-fest by saying that he didn't "give two sh!ts" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

In addition to being the lesser-known, less cool brother of Brandon Davis (yes, it's actually true), Jason is frequently seen on celebrity gossip blogs getting turned away at clubs.

That about sums it up.

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Season 3 is still being filmed, but the drama has already begun.

Yes, fans. The Hills are very much alive ...

Speidi Smooch

... with the sound of cat fights.

Insiders claim that the publicity-crazed Heidi Montag is so eager for more face time on the hit MTV reality TV series that she's been crashing scenes with former BFF, Lauren Conrad.

"Heidi's been showing up at shoots uninvited," a source tells Us Weekly.

That news is about as surprising as Britney Spears wearing awful outfits.

Heidi knows her best chance for airtime next season [which premieres in August] is to be in sequences with Lauren Conrad."

The drama came to a head May 30 after Heidi Montag, 20 - who recently got engaged to Spencer Pratt, 23 - clashed with Conrad, 21, at an L.A. nightclub.

"Lauren was screaming, 'You're pathetic!'" says a witness at Les Deux, where the fracas went down.

"Lauren was using her hands wildly, saying she didn't want to deal with Heidi."

But Montag's rep (who may or may not be Spencer Pratt), told Us Weekly that the actress and her new boob job weren't chasing drama or screen time.

"Heidi's recording her album. She doesn't have time to chase Lauren."

Yes, Heidi Montag is recording an album
. We're guessing it will be a huge seller... up there in quality with the newest Lindsay Lohan compilations. If that.

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Forget Terra Jole, the midget "mini-Britney" debuting in Vegas tomorrow. Britney Spears has bigger things to worry about right now.

Like her sagging career. And the rumor that she and Ryan Phillippe hooked up in a bathroom at L.A. hot spot Les Deux last week.

Off with the Shorts

A source told the National Enquirer that shortly after Ryan stopped by the table of Britney Spears, "Britney had her arms around him."

The former Mrs. Kevin Federline is said to have then followed the former Mr. Reese Witherspoon's estranged husband to the men's room.

Her worried bodyguards are said to have later "busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing."

Their reps, of course insist they never even spoke at the club.Interestingly, Phillippe was the recently the subject of similar rumors involving himself and another lip-synching blonde, Ashlee Simpson.

Les Deux, in addition to being a favorite Spencer Pratt hangout (as noted on The Hills), was also the scene of an awkward run-in recently between Lindsay Lohan and Sara Kova.

Sara Kova is the model whom Lohan's beau, Calum Best, recently got his mack on with at a Bahamas nightclub. Kova tried to be friendly, but Lohan cut the chat short when someone snapped their picture.

"I didn't even know he was going out with Lindsay Lohan when he grabbed me," Kova told the New York Daily News. "I have nothing but sympathy for Lindsay."

Same here. We hear Georgia Rule is f*%king terrible.

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