Kristy Morgan
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Before making her way to the finals on the second season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Kristy Morgan was a random blonde that had posed in Playboy a couple times.

Now, Kristy Morgan is a random blonde that has posed in Playboy a couple times AND has become the first man or woman ever chosen on a reality dating series to actually reject the show's star on the spot.

Why did Morgan turn down the key to Tila's heart on A Shot at Love's season finale last night?

"I just went with what my heart said," said Kristy. "I was being honest with myself and I was honest the whole entire show."

Kristy Morgan, clothed, broke Tila Tequila's heart. Kristy Morgan nude will erect men's penises.

Kristy added that "Tila has this perfect person in mind that she wanted to be with and in no way was I that," while also crediting the MySpace vixen for helping her "be more open about my sexuality."

How open, exactly? Morgan will appear - along with Susie Feldman and Ashley Harkleroad - in the August issue of Playboy.

What a coincidence that this naked pictorial will appear so soon after the finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Amazing, truly.

Kristy Morgan should date Brad Womack.

As millions of shocked women know, the latter reality TV star actually turned down both finalists on The Bachelor a couple seasons ago, making him the scorn of all female existence.

Last night, meanwhile, Morgan pulled a Womack.

She was chosen as the winner of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila... only to reject the show's star because the script called for it in order to ensure a third season of this dating competition she was confused.

Kristy Morgan once posed nude for Playboy. She really did seem like the perfect mate for Tila Tequila.

One might wonder why Morgan remained on the series given her feelings, or lackthereof.

But that would only be apt if one first accepted the premise that a woman (Tila Tequila) who was famous for posing naked a lot and having a lot of MySpace friends was actually on reality television to find true love (in either a man or a woman!) and not to simply garner as much publicity for herself as possible.