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Man, we've gotta get ourselves a Hollywood Gossip Beach House.

The smart folks at Sierra Mist have already thought of this, as there's apparently a Sierra Mist Beach House in Malibu.

It's genius advertising, as the residence just hosts parties with beautiful people that spend the day looking gorgeous and drinking this poor man's version of Sprite.

Kim Kardashian stopped by this week. The socialite grilled a few burgers, posed for a few photos and generally proved that the person who invented bikinis had this beauty in mind.

After staring at this hot picture, we could really go for some Sierra Mist. Wonder where we got that craving from!

Last week, Kim announced plans to release a CD. This is clearly a ridiculous idea, but we'll get behind it if she promises to wear nothing but a bikini in every music video for it.

Below, Kardashian shows off more of her body, along with her love for this great nation. Click on each image to enlarge it...

We apologize ahead of time for the sophomoric nature of this post.

But Kim Kardashian sort of brings it upon herself.

After all, we're not used to seeing the former sex tape star ride a long, hard, wet shaft with the expression below. As you can see for yourself, she typically has her eyes closed, with an intense, orgasmic look on her face.

We're sorry, Ray J, but your ex appeared to be having more fun riding the waterslide at the Sierra Mist Beach House in Malibu yesterday than she ever had taking it from behind with you.

Bikinis were invented with Kim Kardashian in mind.

Let's konfer a bit of kredit upon Kim Kardashian.

In a nice change of pace, as the socialite is making news for reasons other than posing naked or going to a club.

Instead, Kim is klosely involved with the Dream Foundation, a national wish-granting organization that benefts adults suffering from serious illnesses.

The reality TV star has placed numerous pieces of new and used clothing on eBay in an effort to assist the charity, which aims to enhance the quality of life for individuals near the ends of their lives. As Kardashian says:

“I love to be able to pass along some of my favorite pieces to someone else who will get to enjoy them as much as I have. I even have many items I never had a chance to where yet. A few times a year, I bring my outfits, shoes, and accessories to Auction Cause who puts them on eBay for me.”'

You can bid on Kim's klothing kloset right now, with all proceeds going to charity. The auction will be live for approximately 10 more days.

This isn't exactly breaking news, nor is it the most exciting celebrity gossip story you'll read today.

But don't blame us. Blame Kim Kardashian.

If the reality TV star would go back to making sex tapes, or posing nude in Playboy, we could report on something other than the fact that her and LaLa Vazquez went shopping in Beverly Hills this week.

Alas, this is all we have at the moment. Even Kim herself seems bored by this activity, as she's seemingly telling a photographer, in the shot below, that there are more interesting things to snap pictures of than her jaunt across the street:

Click on the images below for more shots of LaLa and Kim doing what they do best: shopping and being photographed.

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

According to sources, Kim Kardashian is working on an album, currently untitled. Unfortunately, "Back Dat Ass Up" is already a hit song by Juvenile.

The girl famous for everything and nothing at the same time now wants to sing. She’s already started it, BET says, and wants to do a duet with Ciara.

Kim's album, if it ever gets produced, and we can only hope it does not, is going to be primarily sound bites of her moaning as Ray J taps that R&B.

“I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at," Kim said. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an R’n’B twist to it. Filming the video would be the most fun.”

This girl is a music star waiting to be born.

This is totally not the first time Kim Kardashian has expressed her desire to launch a singing career. She said in an interview back in 2007 at the House of Hype Grammy after party that “everyone’s been asking me about the singing thing."

And by everyone, she probably means no one.

Would you buy a Kim Kardashian album?

When it comes to sex on tape, Kim Kardashian likes to do it doggy style.

But when it comes to her hair at red carpet events, the reality TV star often mixes up styles.

Kardashian hit the MuchMusic Awards earlier in the week with a tucked-under bob, one she referred to as "channeling Marilyn Monroe."

Days later, though, she was back to her simple, flowing locks. Which look do you prefer on Kim Kardashian?

Megan Fox was just deemed the sexiest woman in the world by FHM magazine for the second year in a row - and Kim Kardashian certainly gets why.

"Megan Fox is so hot," K-squared konfessed to Entertainment Tonight.

"She is, like, my girl krush - and I don't have girl krushes!"

Kim Kardashian says she went to the L.A. premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen this week to hopefully catch a glimpse of the Foxy actress.

"That's really the only reason I'm here," she said at the movie event, adding that her boyfriend Reggie Bush "also has a thing" for Fox.

Gulp. Can we get a threesome in the house?

Megan Fox, who is no stranger to girl-on-girl fantasies and famously said she wants to strangle a mountain ox with her bare hands when she thinks about Olivia Wilde, has yet to comment on whether Kim Kardashian kommands similar feelings.

But she told June's Esquire that being sexy comes naturally to her.

"I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores," she said. "It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on."

"If you know how to take control of [being a sex symbol], then it can be powerful. But I have no idea how to handle it yet, how to deal with it."

So basically, to sum up:

Everyone wants to see Megan Fox nude, and she is well aware of this, but she hasn't yet figured out how to harness such responsibility and power.

The most important question? Who would you rather ...

Before Heidi Montag decided to bare her boobs for Playboy, she sought advice from someone that has made a living out of showing off her body.

That's right, Heidi kalled Kim Kardashian.

Shockingly, the socialite that rose to fame via a sex tape gave Montag the following advice:

Go for it!

During a recent meeting of the giant breasts mind, Kim Kardashian told Heidi Montag to pose for Playboy.

"I think that now's the time," Kim told MTV News, adding: "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind."

Kardashian, of kourse, donned her birthday suit - but kovered herself with a sheet - in November 2007. Expect Montag's pictorial to, sadly, reveal about the same level of nudity.

Kourtesy of Kim Kardashian, readers are about to get a sneak peek at the former sex tape star's spread in Ocean Magazine.

On her official website, Kim kommunicates with fans and says the issue wil hit newsstands in two weeks.

The less-than-flattering photos were taken in Newport Beach, Kalifornia, as Kardashian dons a series of unusual outfits. Most of them accentuate her large breasts, however, so who are we to complain?!?

Klick on the Kim Kardashian pictures above to enlarge images of this kute and kurvy model.

Remember when Kim Kardashian pretended to dye her hair blonde, only to reveal that the new locks were actually a wig?

Well, you can only fool us once, Kim!

The socialite has revealed a new hairstyle, though she readily admits it's just pretend this time.

Kardashian will be sporting a shorter, fake 'do for an upcoming photo shoot in O Magazine. She'll be joined in it by Trista from The Bachelorette and American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi. Talk about an unexpected, random threesome!

Also, let's talk about this concept again: why on earth will a sex tape star be featured in Oprah Winfrey's publication?!? Seems like a lower sets of standars than we're used to from the big O.

Anyway. Click on the Kim pics below to enlarge shots of her in a wig. Then, vote in the proceeding poll...

Do you like Kim Kardashian with short hair?