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Kim Kardashian took to her blog yesterday to wish Kris Jenner a happy Mother's Day.

And to bring attention to her own expecting state, of course.

Kim Kardashian Makes a Call

"Mother's Day is one of my favorite holidays because it's a special day to honor my role model and best friend," Kardashian wrote. "As I'm counting the days until I finally get to be a mother, I'm a bit nervous and anxious but also excited knowing that I learned from the very best."

Did Jenner green light the Kim Kardashian sex tape? Maybe, but that doesn't change her daughter's opinion of her.

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Darn you, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, for forcing us to actually deliver praise instead of mockery.

According to TMZ sources, the wealthy couple has told friends to not bother sending them any baby gifts.

Instead, they are encouraging donations to Lurie Children's Hospital in Chicago, where West grew up.

Kim Kardashian in Greece

That city, of course, is referenced by Ray J in the single "I Hit It First," an anthem clearly based on the Kim Kardashian sex tape that - in a roundabout way - led to Kim and Kanye getting together.

So they should really be thanking Ray if you think about it.

The Kimye baby, meanwhile, is due in July.

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Pity a pregnant Kim Kardashian, readers.

The reality star opened up on last night's Ryan Seacrest with The Kardashians: An E! News Presentation (the actual title!) and admitted that expecting a baby isn't just another income source that results in tabloid covers and diet deals.

It can actually hurt!

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Picture

"It’s just really painful everywhere," Kim said on the ridiculous special, while Khloe Kardashian elaborated:

“Her back hurts, her breasts hurt, her stomach hurts, her feet hurt, her head hurts, her eyes hurt, her nails hurt.”

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Kim Kardashian sent a rather clear message yesterday to The National Enquirer:

EFF YOU!

Following a ridiculous report that claimed Kardashian was faking her pregnancy, the reality star released the following photos via Instagram late Saturday. They speak for themselves, don't they?

Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Pic

This Kim Kardashian photo has over 200,000 Likes on Facebook.

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She's Armenian. He's African-American.

She has large breasts. He has a giant ego.

She made a sex tape with Ray J. He's most likely seen it.

Kimye!

So as the world anticipates the July Birth To Be Heard Around the World (no offense, Kate Middleton), it's only natural to wonder: What will the child of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West look like at the age of 25?

Let's find out, shall we?

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Kim Kardashian has never been one to tone it down style-wise, even if you'd think that pregnancy would shift her focus from appearance to comfort.

While taping Keeping Up With The Kardashians Tuesday, baby bumpin' Kim struggled to make sure the zipper on her TIGHT skirt didn’t burst open:

  • Kim Kardashian and Baby Bump
  • Kim Kardashian Booty Photo

While Kim Kardashian fashion may not be experiencing much of a change since Kanye knocked her up, she says she's changed her diet and exercise regimen.

On March 11, the reality star wrote in her blog, "I’ve been researching healthy recipes and tricks to make sure that I get the right nutrition now that I’m eating for two!”

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Don't worry, Charlie Askew. You aren't the only person who broke down in public this week.

Sources tell TMZ that Kim Kardashian dissolved into tears on a flight home from Paris yesterday because "severe stomach pains" made her believe she may have been suffering a miscarriage.

Kim Kardashian and Ye

Fortunately, that fear was not realized and a doctor's visit confirmed Kim is simply stressed out (from the Kris Humphries divorce saga and upcoming house move) and needs to slow down a bit in life.

So the fetus is fine. And it shouldn't be that difficult for Kardashian to hang out at home for a few weeks. After all, it's not like she has a job.

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