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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated.

Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months.

On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta.

Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe's yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone.

Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, according to this week's script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat it too. Heck, she'd even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100.

The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100.

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She has finally, officially arrived.

Friday, in an interview with Kris Jenner on the latter's terrible talk show, Kanye West unveiled the first EVER Kim Kardashian baby photo, actually giving viewers a look at little North West.

What prompted the rapper to - at long last - show off his spawn to the world?

"To stop all the noise, I thought it'd be really cool, on her grandmother's season finale, to bring a picture of North," West told an enraptured Kris audience.

Neither he nor Kim "have attempted to get paid" for the image, he notes.

Watch the full unveiling of baby Kimye above, along with the crowd's reaction, and sound off: Who does Nori more closely resemble, Kim or Kanye?

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FINALLY.

After all the talk, after all the teases, after all the lame baby fake outs, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West unveiled the first photo of daughter North today.

The big reveal came during his appearance on Kris Jenner's talk show, which is looking for a ratings boost. Take a look at the two-month old now:

Kim Kardashian Baby Photo

Say hello to North West! So CUTE! Aww. Say, Kim Kardashian's baby looks sort of like Michael Girgenti in this photo, doesn't she? (JUST KIDDING!)

Even the harshest Kim Kardashian kritic, and there are many of them, must admit:

Nori is pretty darn cute. An adorable job well done, Kimye. Well done indeed.

Now the countdown is on for the new batch of Kim Kardashian bikini pictures.

Just when will she get her body back, folks? Stay tuned. Find out!

UPDATE: Here's the video of the big Nori reveal ...

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It's been the pressing question on the minds of celebrity gossip followers everywhere:

When will we see the Kim Kardashian baby photos?

And it was finally answered this morning in a most unusual way: Not on a tabloid cover, not in an Instagram posting, not in the pages of Vogue... but on an episode of Kris that will air this Friday.

Yes, Kanye West taped an installment of his baby mama mama's talk show this morning and audience members have confirmed that the first-ever picture of North West flashed on screen at one point.

Kanye West and Kris Jenner

"They didn't even tell us Kanye was coming on until we were on the set," someone who was in the crowd tells E! News. "They only showed [North] for a second. They took everyone's phones away so no one could snap a picture."

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North West may have been born on June 15, but she will truly arrive in two days.

According to TMZ sources, the first actual Kim Kardashian baby picture was just flashed on the screen during a taping of Kris by Kanye West himself.

The rapper will be the special guest on the episode of Kris Jenner's talk show that airs Friday, and she's teasing it in vintage Kardashian fashion.

Kanye on Kris

Audience members reportedly only saw a quick glimpse of little Nori, in order to avoid any early cell phone captures from leaking out.

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Kim Kardashian has once again been sighted with daughter North West.

And this time she's actually carrying the two-month old herself.

For the second time in a few days, the reality star has made a public appearance with her new child, though for a very somber occasion in this instance: not long after being spotted at a Los Angeles medical clinic, Kim carried Nori to a funeral in Oklahoma City.

E! News has posted the photos of Kardashian paying respects to Kanye West's grandfather on Saturday, with Kim decked out in an all-black ensemble and North covered in a dark green blanket.

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Just because Kim Kardashian is breastfeeding North West like a woman possessed around the clock does not make her a recluse, THGers.

Just because she hasn't lost the baby weight doesn't mean she's "in hiding" and unwilling to surface until she regains her pre-pregnancy body.

She is simply recovering from giving birth and getting to know her little one like any other mom, according to a source close to the reality star.

Kim Kardashian Missing

New parents Kim Kardashian, 32, and Kanye West, 36, stepped out Wednesday for a doctor's visit. Kanye, of course, was furious that they were seen.

While she may value privacy, Kim sources say she is not deliberately trying to shield the world from her newborn baby and/or her post-baby body.

"Kim isn't 'in hiding!" the source says. "That's ridiculous!"

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Take cover, photographers of America. Kanye West is apparently very angry.

Following the first sighting of Kim Kardashian since she gave birth on June 15, the rapper has reportedly gone "ballistic" and is determined to discover just how a reporter knew to be waiting in the garage of a Los Angeles medical center for him, Kim and little North West.

Kanye West vs. Photographer

And while West has a history of violence with the paparazzi, Radar Online sources say he blames someone else for this photo op.

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When will see Kim Kardashian baby pictures? Who knows.

But how will we see Kim Kardashian baby pictures? The answer to that question is starting to take shape.

With TMZ reporting this week that Kim and Kanye have nixed all tabloid deals, it's looking more and more likely that the couple will debut North West in the pages of a nationally respected magazine.

And Kanye wants that publication to be Vogue.

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